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[no-psi-nan]

IMPORTANT META:

Does he use the urinal?

Nendo: Yes but he has to stand farther back

Kaido: No, it's too embarrassing and he's been bullied before.

Hairo: Of course!

Toritsuka: Yes, because the temple only has squat toilets and so urinals are a novelty to him. He also loves the stall. I'm sure I don't need to elaborate why.

Kuboyasu: Yes and he's previously had to fight for his life at the same time. Ended up smashing a dude's face into the urinal.

Saiko: Urinals are the poor man's pissoir, so he's had his own luxury bathroom installed with a custom washlet in what used to be the vice principal's office.

Akechi: You already know. Closest thing to a shower piss you can get during school hours plus you get to chat with some buddies. :)

Saiki: There's no way in hell he's using a urinal. Can you imagine how much he'd agonize about making his pissing debut be "like air"?? What size is the least conspicuous. Should he be circumcised. How powerful should his stream be. What would be an appropriate volume considering the time of day. How many times should he shake after. What does he do if someone starts looking at him, or worse, starts talking to him. No. He's a stall man forever and ever.

[no-psi-nan]

IMPORTANT META 2!!

Squad pisser or solo flyer?

Yumehara: She's always dreamed of being part of a piss squad and emerging triumphant from the restroom with her group wearing a fresh face of makeup to conquer the heart of her Prince Charming, just like the movies. She's working on it.

Teruhashi: Solo flyer, it's hard enough to admit that she isn't perfect enough to photosynthesize and she tends to use the restroom as a private breakdown room and/or escape from pressure. She definitely doesn't need questions about how long she's taking in there.

Mera: Solo flyer, she's got shit to do and shit to poo, and the fact that she gets to use a toilet is already a bonus over her scavenging hikes in the woods.

Aiura: Piss squad queen, what better time is there to catch up with the girlies and trade fun makeup finds??

Imu: Solo flyer, she doesn't want anyone ripping off the makeup hacks she learned off tiktok. Plus she sometimes updates her blogs on the loo. Gotta #hustle!!

Hii: She would love to be part of a piss squad someday, especially because she often finds herself with no toilet paper, a broken toilet, and also somehow a wild beast in her stall, and it would just be really great if someone could hand her some toilet paper or a paper towel,,,,

[teaboot]

There is a reality not so far from our own in which Ratitouille (2007) was filmed as an avant-garde conceptual horror akin to Eraserhead (1977)

[teaboot]

There is a young American man in France. His mother has passed away. He has few friends, and works the thankless job of a bus boy in a prestigious restaurant, but dreams of becoming a chef despite having very little skill.

He returns one night to his humble apartment, which is known to have vermin, and comes across a rat, which he could easily kill or set loose on the street.

But the rat- it is special. It seems to speak to him. Promises him every little thing he desires- talent, fame, and fortune. Recognition and esteem like he has only ever seen from afar; fine company like the wealthy men and women whose scraps he picks at over the sink.

Put me on your head, the rat says. Put me on your head and think of nothing.

It is strange at first, yes. Strange to feel another take control of his life and live it better than he ever could. To see miraculous things created with his own two hands, to feel his feet move in graceful and fantastic ways with a confidence he has never had.

But the rat delivers as he had promised: he receives promotions, notoriety, admiration. He is noticed. Envied. Every day is a waking dream, rubbing elbows with beautiful women and handsome men and influential personalities who lavish him with praise. It is addictive, this lifestyle- never mind that he is only ever truly conscious of it as a passenger of in own brain.

It is when he has reached heights few can ever conceive, with all that the rat had ever promised- a beautiful wife in a beautiful house with all the world in his palm, in possession of all the wealth and success a man could ever want, that the rat says that it is leaving.

Leaving? The rat cannot leave. Everything he is, the rat has provided.

"I have delivered on our bargain", the rat says. "I have brought to you all that you have ever dreamed. What more could you desire? I must live my own life, now."

The man is furious. He is terrified. He destroys the rat, in all of the ways that a rat can be destroyed, until nothing is left of it but a fine smear of marinara sauce.

He returns to the restaurant the next day moving like the shell of something hollowed-out and brittle. He cooks well- his fingers remember the movements, his eyes recognize the patterns, his mouth knows without his asking what orders to speak and what platitudes make patrons smile pleasantly with their straight white teeth.

He retains the talents of the rat. The charm of the rat. All the worldly pleasures the rat had provided him.

Still, it seems, he is little more than a vessel for the talents of the rat.

But the rat is gone.

What remains of the man?

[teaboot]

You see my vision

[australet789]

This is what is going on in Deltarune btw

[mx-heinous]

The average P.K. student probably assumes that Saiki is extremely gay and has the most incurably DOGSHIT taste in men

Dating in this school is impossible for EVERYONE. All of the guys are after Teruhashi, and the hottest babes (including Teruhashi) are after the second most basic ass man alive and HE'S the one turning THEM down??? While simultaneously having homo tension with the Gorilla and the Germ????

Every single male P.K. student: If you're not gonna play, pass the damn ball

Saiki: PLEASE take it. The ball glued itself to my hands against my will

[bannock-freak]

JJK/Saiki K fix it fic where Saiki gets popped into JJK verse, more specifically Geto and Gojo's highschool era, and does what he does best: fail to not interfere.

In so doing he somehow saves Amanai, preventing a lot of the downward spiral that we see come to a head in Yuji's time.

But of course, he still has to go back to his own world... or does he? dun dun dun.

[improbable-lung]

I think Saiki could be really funny in JJK because he's way more powerful than the majority of the verse even with limiters, but also a large amount of curses seem vaguely bug-like in appearance.

[grumpymedic]

ark bloodymary au

Grace backstory (will write a fic for this for better detail)

so Grace was around 16 when this happened he went on his parasaur (first Dino) he went out just to gather some veggies and berries

as he was exploring he found a cave as he went deeper he by accidentally activated a cryopod and got frozen. a few decades later a saber tooth tiger bumped into the pod freeing Grace.

when Grace made it back to his town it was all gone.

then he found Mary as an egg and raised her.

then at the ripe age of 36 he meet Simon.

(Will add more details into the fic)

[nooneinnportant]

[irhou-hen]

More Mistborn :)

⚠️ Minor Spoilers! These are out of context and only loosely based off of things that happen in the books, but I figured they needed a warning still.

Vin and the kandra dog she didn’t want

He’s so supportive of her daily murder activities. Bless him

ERA 2:

Marasi, Wax, and Ranette. This is their ritual. This is something they do. They stand in the Field of Rebirth and lament that the Ascendant Warrior never held a gun. No one can convince me otherwise.

You can probably guess which gun Wax brings with him each time.

“You either die an Ascendant Warrior or live long enough to see yourself become a marketable Soonie Pup, Wax.”

[madphantom]

Can you imagine being a new sanctuary employee and learning about Skulduggery......"yeah this is some ancient war hero who died at the hands of our enemies 300 years ago and came back wrong. we kinda thought he'd like. rest in peace once we win or something but he didn't go back to his grave so now he just works here. please beware he's got some sort of adhd/bipolar kill combo and is also A Bitch. don't mind the twelve year old they've imprinted on each other like baby ducks and will kill everyone in the building if you separate them. enjoy your work day!" like I would Question The Government A Lot

[typebeanie]

My favorite part of Mistborn Era 2 is that time when Wayne is being stalked by two shady guys and Wax is upset because he thinks Wayne must have some unpaid debt or something and then we actually meet the two guys and they’re like “Please sir we really need to talk about diversifying your investment portfolio.” 10/10 plot twist, I think about it all the time

[billiuspendragon]

Saiki would low-key be hated if he was a woman 😭😭😭

Yeah, I think at least she would be judged a lot more harshly by fans. Still, my hopeful heart believes that at she would still have a fanbase. I think redditors specifically would hate her, from the fandom discussions I've seen on there.

[lazyleafeon]

[image description: a 8 page comic starring saiki. he's sitting at a booth, eating coffee jelly.

saiki: this is great. no annoying friends, no annoying family. some silence, and my coffee jelly. something is wrong here. Multiple things, in fact.

saiki: there’s nothing beyond the booth I'm sitting at. It's all blank. the line work could be better. and is the lettering handwritten? Good grief. I do break the fourth wall, but isn't this too much? I'm going to be out of character. And would it kill this artist to use a straight edge? its no problem for me since I’m an esper, but other people could trip on these uneven panels. The coffee jelly's fine, thankfully.

An example is shown of kaidou tripping. Kaidou: woah!

Saiki, not seeing kaidou walking towards him: it’s a good thing the artist is too lazy to draw anyone else. I can handle this, but with other people it could get dangerous.

kaidou, tripping on the panel: hey saiki- woah!

kaidou knocks saikis coffee jelly off the table.

kaidou: sorry saiki!

he sees saikis expression. kaidou, nervous: haha... I'll talk to you later!

kaidou runs off. Saiki thinks: How come I didn't notice Kaidou was right there? I don't have the germanium ring on, so i should've heard- could this artist be so careless that they didn't bother to write his thoughts in?

saiki, holding the coffee jelly in its glass: like i said: dangerous. i just barely caught the coffee jelly with my telekinesis off page.

saiki, looking at how the table looks the same as the start of the comic: but all the other stuff should still be on the floor. how hard can it be to keep props consistent in an eight page comic.

he looks to the side, and sees that theres another coffee jelly on the table, since the table is as it was in the beginning.

saiki, eating the new coffee jelly: good grief. i need to do something before this gets out of hand. seems i should investigate further. End ID]

coffee jelly

[echoingcave]

Nightblood: Draw me! Draw me! Can you draw me please?

Shallan: Sure!

Nightblood: Really???

[5 minutes go by]

Nightblood: ...didn't you say you were gonna draw me?

Shallan: I'm working on it. Almost done!

Nightblood: ...but how are you going to draw me from all the way over there?

Shallan: [holds up her sketchbook] with this, of course!

Nightblood: ...

Shallan: ...

Nightblood: ...

Shallan: ...you're a sword. Oh. I get it now.

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[plaguedocboi]

1. This reply is two words and they managed to misspell both of then

2. Yeah. Duh.

[the-haiku-bot]

1. This reply is

two words and they managed to

misspell both of then

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

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(anon submission)

[benssecondatyempt]

“Can you do that like is that allowed for you”?

[theproffessor]

Say, pal. I heard you like cozy games.

If so? I've got the perfect cozy game for you. It's set in a wonderful world full of magic and science, with a vibrant cast of weird characters you can get to know! You'll spend your time gathering resources, to help build a thriving home base.

That's not enough to get you in on it? Alright, I can give more incentive.

You can dress up characters in countless fun outfits! There's so many cute accessories to choose from.

There's an in-depth farming system, featuring nutrient cycling. And you can even talk to or play music for your plants to help them grow better. If you excel, you can grow a crop as big as yourself! And, you can compare your best harvests to your friends, using weighing scales!

Characters have their own favorite foods! Some might prefer a simple breakfast of bacon and eggs, while others love an elaborate turkey dinner. What'd be your favorite food, if you were a character...?

Family bonds are emphasized as a reoccurring theme. I won't give spoilers, but there are many heartrending moments to look forward to.

There are several different critters you can befriend, as well as many other friendly, cute, and helpful animals all around the world. Some creatures will help with your daily chores if you give them a little snack, while others will help carry all your things, and some just are so dang cute it makes you feel so much better to stand around them.

Did I mention the fun and wacky characters? I haven't talked about them enough. There's a lumberjack who adores and respects nature and talks to his beloved axe, a mime with an unrelentingly cheerful attitude who spends all his time making balloons and fooling around to help cheer up his friends, a lonely robot who's not too fond of most people (who's also nonbinary!), a friendly-but-forgetful time traveler who could always use a hand getting her things done on time, a friendly swamp monster who loves reading fairy tales and playing with her friends, and a charmingly incompetent scientist who never gives up!

I haven't even mentioned the fishing, or how you can help a lovely old woman renovate and restore her home!

There's animal husbandry, crafting, exploration- You'll always have something to do.

But there's only one way to experience it all...

So what do you say, pal?

Ready to take me up on a deal?

[cadmim]

what if Kelsier and Hoid.........

[no-psi-nan]

Honestly, the fact that aliens were established as canon but literally nothing was done with them ever is crazyyyyy.

Saiki really went "yeah aliens are real but who gives a fuck about that. there are humans in THIS world trying to fucking talk to me, which is a national emergency in my book."