Better aliens

I design aliens better than bioware or lucasfilms.

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The drell are a species of one-eyed aquatic reptiles originally from the planet Rakhana. Eventually their world died, and the hanar allowed them to escape to Kahje. The only condition was that the drell had to always wear hanar joke makeup. The drell hate this makeup, and because of this, drell tend to be very broody and angry. The drell understand that this is a part of hanar culture, so they don’t resent the hanar themselves, just the makeup and the Enkindlers. They hate jokes and they’re all gay.

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The otsutsuki clan are clan of ninjas who belong to an unknown race of cephalopod molluscs. They travel across galaxies and universes absorbing the life-force of all beings and worlds they encounter to fuel their infinitely infuriating asymmetry. They’ve integrated themselves into human society, and many ninja clans are descended from them. They’re perfectly able to cross-breed with humans and they’re all gay.

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Vulcans are cephalopod molluscs from the planet Vulcan. They possess psionic abilities that allow them to meld their minds with other beings if they stick their tentacles into the creatures ears, if it has ears. Any hole that leads to the brain will work. This is how vulcans communicate with each other, and its why they evolved to have such large ears. 

Vulcans are inherently extremely emotional beings, and possess hundreds of emotions that most lifeforms aren’t even capable of feeling. This makes them feel embarrassed when expressing their emotions so they tend to be very stoic. Most of their emotional expression involves them doing a seductive single eyebrow raise. You can tell a lot about a vulcan’s emotions by how they raise their eyebrow, and which eyebrow they raise. Vulcans that are more open about their emotions will flail their tentacles around to express the hundreds of emotions they feel. They’re all gay.

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The Reapers are a highly-magical machine race of synthetic-wizard starships. The Reapers reside in dark space: the magic, wizardy, mostly starless space between galaxies. They hibernate there, dormant for fifty thousand years at a time, before returning to the galaxy. They’re known for converting organic life into wizard-organic hybrids with space magic in a scheme to harvest the galaxy’s sentient life in a repeating cycle of purges that has continued relentlessly over countless millennia. A Reaper is essentially "billions of wizard minds, uploaded and conjoined within immortal machine bodies.” and they’re all gay.

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This troll segment is about the yellow blooded trolls. Although these trolls look a lot like slugs, they are indeed still worms. They possess tremendous psionic powers, and the huge brains they possess distort their body into its odd slug-like shape. They have many eyes which also help focus their psionic powers. Despite having no mouths, they can communicate telepathically, and they’re all gay.

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This troll segment is about the aquatic violet blooded trolls. These trolls are small underwater worms, and have an honorary place very high on the hemospectrum. They’re incapable of any form of communication, and all they really do is squirm around underwater. There isn’t much to say about them besides that they’re all gay.

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The elcor are gastropod mollusks from the high gravity planet of Dekuuna. Because of the high gravity on their world, they’re pushed very low to the ground, and are very slow. They cannot survive outside their world without a harness on their back that keeps their body together, because otherwise they would collapse under their own weight. 

They share the hanar’s love for jokes, but due to their lack of limbs, they’re unable to apply hanar joke makeup. Because of this, elcor are typically have a very sad demeanor. An elcor will fall in love immediately with anyone who is able to apply joke makeup to their face. They’re all gay.

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An elcor in full makeup. Elcor jokesters are the masters of slow humor, and sometimes their jokes take years to get to the punchline. Once their makeup comes on, their moist skin absorbs the ink like a tattoo and it never comes off. Their jokes transcend all kinds of humor and they’re all gay.

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The asogians are a plant-like people from Brodo Asogi. They have four protrusions coming from their lower body that plant into the ground and grow into roots, and that is how they eat. Throughout their lifetime, they grow larger and larger and grow more limbs like branches. Eventually, limbs will start branching off of each other too. Their heads will branch off too. The most ancient asogians look like an indescribable mess of limbs and heads. They’re a force sensitive species and they’re all gay.

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An ancient asogian. If any parts of them are cut off, they grow into new asogians, including the heads. Every one of their heads has an individual consciousness and they’re all gay.

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The asogians are a plant-like people from Brodo Asogi. They have four protrusions coming from their lower body that plant into the ground and grow into roots, and that is how they eat. Throughout their lifetime, they grow larger and larger and grow more limbs like branches. Eventually, limbs will start branching off of each other too. Their heads will branch off too. The most ancient asogians look like an indescribable mess of limbs and heads. They’re a force sensitive species and they’re all gay.

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This troll segment is about the purple blooded trolls. These large worm-like aliens are very high on the hemospectrum. They’re in fact, the highest of the land dwelling trolls. They’re the largest of the land trolls, and are possibly the inventors of the first jokes. Their many tentacles is used for tickling their enemies. 

Some believe that the hanar and elcor are descended from the purple blooded trolls, but whether they’re culturally descended or evolutionarily descended from these trolls is unclear. The hanar joke makeup is based on the natural markings of purple blooded trolls. While many believe that the enkindlers of the hanar religion are the protheans, there is evidence that the enkindlers may actually be the purple blooded trolls. Some even believe that these trolls may be the protheans themselves. They’re all gay.

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The elcor are gastropod mollusks from the high gravity planet of Dekuuna. Because of the high gravity on their world, they’re pushed very low to the ground, and are very slow. They cannot survive outside their world without a harness on their back that keeps their body together, because otherwise they would collapse under their own weight. 

They share the hanar’s love for jokes, but due to their lack of limbs, they’re unable to apply hanar joke makeup. Because of this, elcor are typically have a very sad demeanor. An elcor will fall in love immediately with anyone who is able to apply joke makeup to their face. They’re all gay.

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The zabrak are small crustaceans native to Iridonia. They walk around on their many small stubby legs that are all over their body. They’re very versatile, and can walk around no matter how their body is flipped. They have four eyes that can easily adjust to whatever angle their body is flipped to. Like yoda’s species, zabraks feed off the force and have no mouths. They’re incapable of speech too, having nowhere for their voice to come out of. They usually communicate with psychic messages that they produce with the force, but they’re a shy species and don’t enjoy social interaction. They’re all gay.

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Trolls are a worm-like species native to Alternia. Trolls look very different depending on their place in their hemospectrum. This segment will be focusing on the indigo blooded trolls.

Indigo trolls are very strong, and have many powerful legs. Their many udders produce a lot of milk that they can use to feed their lusus guardian. Indigo bloods look very similar to an artistic concept that trolls call “muscle beasts.” Muscle beasts are considered the pinnacle of strength and beauty, and indigo bloods are considered the physical manifestation of them. They sweat milk and they’re all gay.

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The orcs are a green skinned porcine species from the planet Draenor. After their world was destroyed, they traveled through a portal to Azeroth to find an new world. They’re a very warlike species, and their many legs and strong tusks allow them to easily topple structures by ramming into them. They’re all gay.

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Gems are light-based beings with gem-stones embedded into their body. Their physical forms are projections of light from their gemstones. The form that their gem can project is limited, so they tend to be very utilitarian in their form. Usually a pair of legs and arms is all they need. They’re all gay.

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The hanar are a species resembling Earth's jellyfish and are one of the many non-bipedal Citadel races. Hanar are known for their intense politeness when speaking, and their strong religious beliefs regarding the Protheans, whom they refer to as "the Enkindlers". They love jokes and they’re all gay.

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The Angara are a mollusk-like species from the andromeda system. They’re noted for their very human-like faces. Although, they have a third eye where a human mouth would be. Their real mouth is under their chin, and its a beak. They use their tentacles to direct themselves while they’re floating around on their very low gravity planet. They’re all gay.