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[DISASTER] Six Hanar Prayers Answered
By Quoyle Prot, Kahje Headlines The surveyor ship Chas’seur was believed lost after suffering engine failure on its orbital approach. This one is told the accident occured during a security maintenance cycle, which caused delays from rescue crews as the ship’s loss of power caused its signal trace to disappear. These teams searched for two days to recover it, but the vessel and the six hanar onboard were feared lost to space. In what this one is pleased to report is a happy conclusion, the Chas’seur has since docked at one of First Land’s orbital stations. The ship was towed in by a passing freighter, which then took off before authorities arrived. The hanar aboard have since been taken to medical care, and this one is told all will recover from the ordeal. “This one and his crew had thought all hope lost,” Ship Captain Hinribrogam said in a statement to Kahje Headlines.. “Our ship was beyond repair, and all we could do before we froze to death was pray. We prayed, and the Enkindlers answered our call when a ship locked onto our port and delivered us a gift: a gift of sweaters. This gift of sweaters answered our prayers for warmth, and the gift of the other ship answered our prayer to return home. Praise to the Enkindlers.” Prayers of Hanar answered, Praise to the Enkindlers indeed.
Happy N7 day everyone ~
26 for fshenko?? 👀💕
26. “You’re holding back.”
I thought I was gonna make this smutty but it turned out feelsy. Whoops.
Shepard hit her head on the bulkhead with a pained grunt, for no reason other than her own carelessness and the fact she was distracted. But the distraction was worth it.
“All right there?” Kaidan asked against her neck, not even looking up.
“Fine.” She tilted her head to one side, exposed her neck a little more. The dull ache at the back of her head was already subsiding when Kaidan’s hands slid down her sides to start unclasping the front of her pants. “Yup, just fine.”
He laughed against her neck, his breath warm as it tickled the hairs on the back of her neck. This was the furthest they had gone since he had rejoined the crew. The furthest they had gone since well before Collectors or Cerberus or Reapers. Because he had needed him, and frankly so had she.
But she had missed this, missed them, missed him.
Except it wasn’t quite the same, and she couldn’t figure out why. Because Kaidan was still Kaidan; he felt the same, smelled the same, and even tasted the same. Maybe that was the problem, maybe it was because she wasn’t the same.
Shepard pulled away from him and Kaidan lifted his head to look at her, brows arcing upward in question.
“You’re holding back,” she said.
“I didn’t think I was.” He looked down pointedly toward where his hand was splayed against her stomach, nearly jammed down the front of her pants.
She ignored that, instead framed his face with both hands. “It’s still me, Kaidan. Everything else aside, it’s still me.”
He released a deep breath, and let his forehead rest against hers. “I know. It’s just been a while, and I think I’m afraid it’s not quite real.”
“Well, the lump on the back of skull from the bulkhead seems pretty real to me.” Shepard pulled back just enough to look Kaidan in the eye and shrugged.
Kaidan laughed at that, a soft sound that relaxed his face. Actually he seemed much more relaxed than he had before. So maybe that was all it had been: nerves. She could understand that, she still got butterflies in her stomach every time she kissed him.
Whatever awkwardness, whatever trepidation that had hung between them seemed to have dissipated now. Replaced by the near giddiness of being close to each other, feeling each other’s warmth.
He brought his mouth close to hers, lips hovering obnoxiously close but never quite finding hers. She knew he was teasing her, and she could practically feel him gloating already because he knew what she would do.
With a slightly frustrated growl, she grabbed his face once again and crushed her lips to his in a heated kiss just as his hand finally dipped below the band of her underwear. As they kissed, hard and heady and perfect, Shepard thought now it felt like it should with Kaidan; like home.
22, 24, 28!
22. what makes you proud about your country? what makes you ashamed? Ehhh....I don’t really know lol can’t think of anything rn
24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country? Czech Republic but that’s expected we used to be one country but we still love em it’s mostly friendly joking (though some people step into the xenophobic territory which is yikes)
28. does your country have a lot of lakes, mountains, rivers? do you have favourites?Answered in a previous ask.
This troll segment is about the purple blooded trolls. These large worm-like aliens are very high on the hemospectrum. They’re in fact, the highest of the land dwelling trolls. They’re the largest of the land trolls, and are possibly the inventors of the first jokes. Their many tentacles is used for tickling their enemies.
Some believe that the hanar and elcor are descended from the purple blooded trolls, but whether they’re culturally descended or evolutionarily descended from these trolls is unclear. The hanar joke makeup is based on the natural markings of purple blooded trolls. While many believe that the enkindlers of the hanar religion are the protheans, there is evidence that the enkindlers may actually be the purple blooded trolls. Some even believe that these trolls may be the protheans themselves. They’re all gay.