âNon-Chalant Papaâ Gives a Harold on âSalamiâ
I was lucky enough to take class with these folks during one of my Endgames retakes. Their Harold graduation show was not one to miss. While I wonât presume they want to see my notes on their show as I am one of their peers and they are unsolicited, I wrote away furiously because I loved it so much.Â
Organic OpeningÂ
started with a scene painting of a sandwich. Judith said something about the # of calories in it, which led to banter about calories. (This portion of opening was only part that was semi-circle of death with little physical movement.) From calories, we went to deficits. And from deficits, we got to âWe see a giant hole.â Immediately, everyone becomes higher energy again (yes!) and running around the hole screaming. Finally Billy nearly does a head stand, gyrating on his own head, as though falling through the hole that has been painted. The entire audience applauds at the end of the game. (yes!)
Beat 1
Scene 1 âThereâs not enough coconuts. There will never be enough.â This scene was with Billy and Judith, and I think it was inspired by the giant hole (island?). It had lots of strong you and I statements. âI need pineapples!â âYouâre gonna put that on your face, arenât you?â These are great because the Iâs make it easier for our partner to know how to play with us, and the youâs gift things to our partners to play as, too. This scene became a duet, with Judith singing about what she wanted from her boyfriend on this island, and Billy singing about why he did the things he did. Beautiful.
Scene 2 This scene featured Emily, Tyler, and âKhaki,â who I later learned is Chris. This scene was probably inspired by the calories and deficit hoop of the opening, and focused on bulking up for sports. It became a conversation about steroids, with a few good gift lines, like âHeâs been pretty ragey lately,â after which Tyler acted jittery. Tyler tries to talk Emily and Chris into trying steroids, and they agree just to split one steroid in half. Here the scene starts to feel a little transactiony, as we lose what the subtext is for these characters; why do they want the steroids again? Why is it so important? Emily and Chris donât seem super into it; are they just trying to impress Tyler? Or are they just going to try to steroids because thereâs nothing else to do? Judith does a walk on that helps advance the scene: âSteroids! Getcha steroids right heah!â Emily and Chris finally buy a roid, and then we find out what sport they are roiding up for: âCan we talk about bowling league for a second?â Love it. Meanwhile, Billy sort of almost nearly kind of jumped out to edit several times, when his instincts were right and the scene would have benefited from editing. Finally, 3 people edited simultaneously.
Scene 3 Grace and who my notes named âBeardâ but now I know is Skyler, were feuding neighbors. âThereâs a hole thatâs been growing in my yard. Know anything about that?â Grace responds, âI hear some accusation in your voice. You think Iâm seeking revenge for not inviting my kid to your kidâs birthday?â By just stating the plainly obvious, and following it with additional information, the scene continues to really move, and the 2 gave lots of you and I statements in this fashion. This was a wonderful scene to watch.
Game 1Â
Judith started with a kind of rigid, standing in place stomping wobbling motion, as she declared âBowling pins!â (Inspiration: bowling league from B1S2.) Billy supported with matching physicality and âTriangle formation!!â The others followed suit and in no time at all, made a triangle arrangement of bowling pins (oh, mighty Isis!). And then, they split! Nearly everyone slow-mo flies off the stage, except for Judith, who wobbled to the ground, and then spun around sideways on the floor like a spinning pin, while Chris stood beside her as the lone standing pin. What I loved most about this game was the choice to be non-human while still avoiding the typical things like robots, anything that whooshes or beeps, and random chanting. It also had some serious organized, purposeful motion. A thousand times, yes!
Beat 2
Scene 1 Judith and Chris were left on stage from the game. There was a 2 second delay where no one was sure if this was still the game or a new scene. Billy clarified by walking on and said âHelp her!â pointing to Judith. She got up, and a reality was quickly established: This is a time hop into the future from B1S1, in which Chris is Judithâs new boyfriend. They tease Billy to go be with his precious coconuts. Judith compares Billy to new Chris, as Billy starts licking and then making out with an open coconut (space object work + physicality = A+++). Skyler walks on and invites Billy to go explore a new coconut grove with him, and the scene ends.Â
Scene 2 Emily and Tyler in another time hop talk about bowling. It starts to turn into a teaching scene sort of, and Tyler brings it back with âCan I level with you?â He then tells her about a new app he uses. âThis is like Tinder for steroid users!â This invites a tag run playing with steroid Tinder. Not bad.
Scene 3 Grace and Chris in a character jump. They are parents at their childrenâs birthday party. A couple people immediately jump onto the floor to be the kids. The kids are maltreated, mocked, and melon is thrown at them to eat, all in a funny yelling kind of way. Think Lucille Bluth but younger. Itâs pretty clear how Grace and Chris feel about the kids and about the world in general. The relationships took a bit long to establish though, and was a little ambiguous since we werenât sure if Chris was the father of one of these kids, or if he and Grace were the parents of both kids, until near the end when Judith called them mom and dad.Â
Game 2Â
âStretch it outâ - This one took place mostly in a standing semi-circle. All I wrote for it was âAlright, guys. Thatâs it for Zumba class!â as the ending. This game felt short and confused, and it probably had a hard time bringing up the energy because B2S3 was already so high energy itself. But in that case, the energy could have at least been maintained.Â
Beat 3
Scene 1 Grace and Skyler in a time jump talk about their respective kidsâ parties and compare them. We cut to Judith and Billy, the children from B2S3, taking steroids so they can climb out of this hole/pit that their parents threw them into. Felt a liiiitle forced in tying things together, but was not at all out of character; we know Grace is a mean mom, and this scene was high energy.
Scene 2 Emily, Tyler, and Chris in a time jump talking about Tinder for salami eaters. Tyler discovers children on the Tinder for steroids app, and says âI didnât know I was into kids. Wow, these ones are real melon eaters.â Emilyâs character tries to clarify if he is a pedophile, and as soon as Tyler hesitates and gives a vaguely affirmative answer, there is a swift and timely edit.
Scene 3 Judith and Billy in a character jump from coconut island. This scene was almost entirely a singing duet. It turns out, Billy just wanted to impress Judith, and Judith just wanted a boyfriend, so it all works out! Yay needs and wants! Then Chris, her new boyfriend from beat 2, walks on Billy breaks mid-song to shout âGet the fuck out!â at him, then lights. YAAAAS.
Overall
Very high energy throughout. This is largely due to Billy and Judith, and it was infectious. Wow.
Good at gifting and focusing on the relationship most of the time, not on the things.
Good pacing, good balance of crazy/grounded scenes.
While my notes wouldnât make it seem so, the team was excellent at naming each otherâs characters and remembering them.
There was a strong commitment to crazy things.
Lots of call backs.
Mostly good at getting to premise/reality quickly.
Would try to avoid semi-circle of death more.
I hope all these people are auditioning for Harold teams soon, because they are ridiculous. Billy and Judith should be a duo team; they embody the concept of âStrong clear moves get results.â I feel like Tyler has more crazy in him just bubbling under the surface, and Iâd like to see that come out. Graceâs characters are like Daria and Lucille Bluth on crack, and Emily is skilled at jerking that bus back onto the road when itâs speeding along at 60 and out of control. Skyler and Chris, get out there more! I would definitely go out of my way to see this team again and they are invited to enter the Endgames Thunderdome anytime.










