BART ⚡🍟

an impulse rp blog. read pinned ok?

[impulseishungry]

WASSUP CENTRAL CITY?!?! YA BOI IMPULSE IS HERE!!!

Hi! This is my Bart Blog. Mostly for annoying people as the ADHD Speedster of the Far Future! Please read this lol!

ALL ABOUT BART!

Bart is an adult (like, 19-20ish)

He/they because gender is hard

Food is his only love

Will jokingly flirt with all of YJ but never seriously

Day job is at a convenience store (think 7/11)

Blog is for both him as Impulse and as Bart because laziness

His timeline went kerplooey so he lives in the past as long as he's still connected to the speed force

ORANGE TEXT: IMPULSE IS TALKING

Plain : Bart

ABOUT MUN:

Yo whaddup it's kaija back again (ATP I'm. Gonna catch up with fork and flynnlocke istg)

Main is @nightwingdickrider so the follows and likes hit from that blog

22 and audhd

They them prns pls 🙏

I made my PFP and header

YES LIST

Sending asks/anons

Dms are on

Tagging me in things

The rest of YJ

Other Flash fam members

Other foodie characters

Ocs are welcome

Crossover is ok as long as I know/like the media

THE NO LIST!

Batcest/incest

Pedophilia

Racism/homophobia/transphobia etc

ICE and Trump dick riders

May add more

[stxrmydee]

made for a weekly challenge in a dc discord server

[impulseishungry]

Hi Bart :D

You have to help me with a recent conundrum that I had. I was talking to Uncle Jason and we were talking about mom and if she is my mom currently as of right now.

She’s my mom in the future. Which means, from her perspective, I already exist. So to her, she is a mom. But from this point in time, I don’t exist yet, so biologically she’s not a mom yet… except I’m standing right here, so clearly I exist, which kind of forces the timeline to acknowledge that she will be my mom.

So basically what I’m trying to say is, is “being a mom” defined by biology in the present, or by the inevitability of the timeline?

@marigraysonofficial

You're making my head hurt... I don't know...

[impulseishungry]

oh my god

finally

I’ve been looking for a speedster everywhere

please you have to help me get back to my future

@marigraysonofficial

Woah, slow down!

How far out of time are you?

[marigraysonofficial]

I haven’t even been born yet. I’m 20 years in the past.

also I think my timeline was destroyed

[impulseishungry]

Damn... Real.

[marigraysonofficial]

I mean I feel like you’re the only one who gets me

I’m scared to go meet gramps (Batman) because he STILL has that stupid rule of no metas and aliens and he’s just going to disappoint me

like your honor your own grandchild is one

and I am trying to go find family but I don’t think they’ll want me

[impulseishungry]

Dude. You're stuck in the past after your timeline shattered... You've gotta go meet everyone! They deserve to know that you exist, even if you may not be "reborn" in the current timeline!

[marigraysonofficial]

How did you do it? Just go up to the flash’s house and say I’m your great grandkid! Now you have to pay extra child support :D

[impulseishungry]

Actually I ran into what would eventually become Young Just Us first... I didn't meet gramps until way later.

[marigraysonofficial]

Thank you for your invaluable advice. I’ll go meet some of the people more my age instead of old people then

[impulseishungry]

I did meet your dad pretty early, which was soo crash!!

[marigraysonofficial]

I’m so scared to meet him. what if he doesn’t want half human kids?

with weird eyes and weird powers

what if he hates me?

[impulseishungry]

Okay, listen, I'mma let you in on a little secret.

Three out of four Wayne brothers are absolutely freaks for metas.

How do I know this? I get bored and phase in the walls to listen in on the tea.

[impulseishungry]

oh my god

finally

I’ve been looking for a speedster everywhere

please you have to help me get back to my future

@marigraysonofficial

Woah, slow down!

How far out of time are you?

[marigraysonofficial]

I haven’t even been born yet. I’m 20 years in the past.

also I think my timeline was destroyed

[impulseishungry]

Damn... Real.

[marigraysonofficial]

I mean I feel like you’re the only one who gets me

I’m scared to go meet gramps (Batman) because he STILL has that stupid rule of no metas and aliens and he’s just going to disappoint me

like your honor your own grandchild is one

and I am trying to go find family but I don’t think they’ll want me

[impulseishungry]

Dude. You're stuck in the past after your timeline shattered... You've gotta go meet everyone! They deserve to know that you exist, even if you may not be "reborn" in the current timeline!

[marigraysonofficial]

How did you do it? Just go up to the flash’s house and say I’m your great grandkid! Now you have to pay extra child support :D

[impulseishungry]

Actually I ran into what would eventually become Young Just Us first... I didn't meet gramps until way later.

[marigraysonofficial]

Thank you for your invaluable advice. I’ll go meet some of the people more my age instead of old people then

[impulseishungry]

I did meet your dad pretty early, which was soo crash!!

[impulseishungry]

oh my god

finally

I’ve been looking for a speedster everywhere

please you have to help me get back to my future

@marigraysonofficial

Woah, slow down!

How far out of time are you?

[marigraysonofficial]

I haven’t even been born yet. I’m 20 years in the past.

also I think my timeline was destroyed

[impulseishungry]

Damn... Real.

[marigraysonofficial]

I mean I feel like you’re the only one who gets me

I’m scared to go meet gramps (Batman) because he STILL has that stupid rule of no metas and aliens and he’s just going to disappoint me

like your honor your own grandchild is one

and I am trying to go find family but I don’t think they’ll want me

[impulseishungry]

Dude. You're stuck in the past after your timeline shattered... You've gotta go meet everyone! They deserve to know that you exist, even if you may not be "reborn" in the current timeline!

[marigraysonofficial]

How did you do it? Just go up to the flash’s house and say I’m your great grandkid! Now you have to pay extra child support :D

[impulseishungry]

Actually I ran into what would eventually become Young Just Us first... I didn't meet gramps until way later.

[impulseishungry]

oh my god

finally

I’ve been looking for a speedster everywhere

please you have to help me get back to my future

@marigraysonofficial

Woah, slow down!

How far out of time are you?

[marigraysonofficial]

I haven’t even been born yet. I’m 20 years in the past.

also I think my timeline was destroyed

[impulseishungry]

Damn... Real.

[marigraysonofficial]

I mean I feel like you’re the only one who gets me

I’m scared to go meet gramps (Batman) because he STILL has that stupid rule of no metas and aliens and he’s just going to disappoint me

like your honor your own grandchild is one

and I am trying to go find family but I don’t think they’ll want me

[impulseishungry]

Dude. You're stuck in the past after your timeline shattered... You've gotta go meet everyone! They deserve to know that you exist, even if you may not be "reborn" in the current timeline!

[impulseishungry]

oh my god

finally

I’ve been looking for a speedster everywhere

please you have to help me get back to my future

@marigraysonofficial

Woah, slow down!

How far out of time are you?

[marigraysonofficial]

I haven’t even been born yet. I’m 20 years in the past.

also I think my timeline was destroyed

[impulseishungry]

Damn... Real.

[impulseishungry]

oh my god

finally

I’ve been looking for a speedster everywhere

please you have to help me get back to my future

@marigraysonofficial

Woah, slow down!

How far out of time are you?

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[impulseishungry]

Heard someone say something about gay solidarity and I'm just like, Jimmy came out?!?

[shutterspeedingskateboarder]

KON PUT BUTTONS BY THE FUCKING PUSSYCAT DOLLS ON OUR SHARED PLAYLIST. WHY DOES HE LISTEN TO 2000s HORNY GIRL MUSIC. WHAT

[impulseishungry]

Wait but that's actually good music though...

[shutterspeedingskateboarder]

it's alright music, it would just be great if he could TELL me before adding it! I've been accosted with too much Michael Jackson and random 2000s music today because of how much he puts in our playlist!

[impulseishungry]

Have you considered.... Making a separate playlist?

[shutterspeedingskateboarder]

KON PUT BUTTONS BY THE FUCKING PUSSYCAT DOLLS ON OUR SHARED PLAYLIST. WHY DOES HE LISTEN TO 2000s HORNY GIRL MUSIC. WHAT

[impulseishungry]

Wait but that's actually good music though...

[arowitharrows]

I fully support Pluto as an aro symbol (x) but as a space scientist I cannot support any arguments that claim it's because Pluto should be a planet. The true reason Pluto is an aro symbol is precisely because people tie the amount of love and care this wonderful celestial body receives to which label it has. Just because a relationship with someone is not labeled as romantic should not mean that this relationship has to be treated as less worthy of time and care and effort. Just because Pluto is not labeled as a planet does not mean it is less worthy of our time and care and effort.

Here is another reason Pluto is aro: Pluto has a heart shaped region called the Tombaugh region:

[ID: an image of Pluto and it's heart shaped Tombaugh region, with the moon Charon in the background. End ID]

Now, Pluto and it's moon Charon are tidally locked, meaning they always face each other with the same hemisphere. Pluto's heart is always facing away from Charon. Some articles have phrased this as being tragically romantic, but I disagree! Here are two celestial objects orbiting each other for billions of years, and they are doing this while Pluto keeps it's heart hidden. Because in this case, love is not part of the equation that makes up their bond, romance does not play a part in their gravitational pull towards each other. That's aro as fuck, in my humble opinion.

[arowitharrows]

In conclusion:

[ID: the dwarf planet Pluto in front of the aromantic flag. End ID]

[arowitharrows]

don't reblog this to insist Pluto should be a planet I will bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you bite you

[impulseishungry]

// one of those "oops I reported ur acc" scammers tried to get me lmfao

[nightwingdickrider]

As a response to that rushed post, that wasn't even the full story.

If it was just the batcest RB, I would have just stayed quiet and just blocked them.

I deliberately tried to keep this on the down low to avoid a big explosion.

Yes, I was happy they deleted the offending blog where they improperly went about a major plotline and just, rushed into things. I may have acted poorly myself, but given how that mun treated myself and @dickgraysonoffical as well as others, we have a right to be upset with them, and glad they aren't going to bother us anymore.

Yes, we are aware now that they do not ship batcest. That has been made clear. But the decision to make a major affair plot along with pushing both of us into immediate smut was something we aren't cool with.

Truthfully, I wish they could have listened when I said I wanted space from them, and maybe I would have eventually forgiven them.

Apologies for poor wording, this is rather stressful and I'd rather not be dealing with this any more.

The initial post I made was more of a heads up to dedicated followers and the like as to why things were changed.

I came to this app to have fun and do silly things, not to deal with petty bullshit and miscommunication.

Not to mention, the person who made the call out post against us tagged someone who was not at all involved in this.

Block me if you want, but please do not harass innocent moots over this.

[echoesofwayne]

// adding onto this real quick just to say that we're more than welcome to share the discussion we had with those who desire more information

[impulseishungry]

// and also, like. Part of being in a space means curating it to how you want it, and maintaining healthy boundaries.

Sometimes you need to say "hey im not cool with you right now, please leave me alone"

Im not against enjoying what you like in fiction, but I don't want certain lines crossed.

[thezesti-hummingbird]

im just saying y'all need to hear me out onn Two Face

and I don't think that's ridculous to say

[impulseishungry]

TIM?!?

What the flip?!!