@impulselemon - Tumblr Blog

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

bibaleen

oneheadtoanother

crabussy

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

crabussy

artist's impression

crabussy

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

crabussy

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

parkchanwoohoo

felixfeliccis

Preach I guess

felixfeliccis

OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD

What is happening to people????

itsjunetime

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

estrogenesis-vaporeongelion

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

awwfulsounds

Panasonic RX-MDX61 CD + MiniDisc stereo system 2003 (x)

paradise-paradise

(old) request from friend

hashkath-skies

next scene is both Kris and Susie in the tree chewing on bark 100%

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot

derinthescarletpescatarian

How did it get up there

piratekayte

It’s difficult to tell - typically light fixtures are installed using some combination of screws and brackets to affix them to the wall, but in this case the actual point of connection is obscured by a cat.