welcome to my reality

[positively-queer]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[watacco-deactivated20181130]

“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”

[positively-queer]

Reblog if you’re the gay cousin

[shakchunni]

do i deserve back pain at this age

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

Chikorita is the most metal pokemon

[hipsterdinosaurs]

[emailclub]

someone keeps airdropping me stuff and then immediately locking their phone so i cant send anything back. i just got this

[partyshoggoth-blog]

Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir

[alexander]

Gays on their way to get iced coffee in the morning

[metangy]

[wildflowersandwishes]

[meanplastic]

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

“you’re all posers” i say to the models. they are very good at their job

[meanplastic]

[dorfs]

why is this so fucking funny

[quatara-moved]

me: *asleep peacefully*

all the dads on the block at 7 am opening their garage lookin for that fuckin lawn mower:

[prussianmemes]

[ghostslostinwhatever]

[dirtybootynuts]

[yoozuhbish]

When he says he’s 5 minutes down the road

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

I wish I could go back 6 years when none of this would have made sense to me

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times