Mandowhoreian

Main blog Frankie Cap! A lover of star wars, the clones, mandolorians, and Pedro Pascal I write some shitty fanfics sometimes.

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Page 1) Rose Expression Sheet

Page 2) In order, Hardcase-Rose-Fives, singing Jeff Bezos in Mando’a

Kark Val Riduur, pirur val tal, oraror bat Rose! Ve’ganir them!

Kark their Riduur, Drink their blood, come on Rose! Get them!

Page 3) Rose has got big TIDDYS

Page 4) I SEE THRU THE LIES OF THE JEDI ROWAN.

@rowansparrow just a silly idea, cause that’s what I thought of from ur fic 😭😂

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I drew baby Omega and Papa HUNTA!!!!

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Ok so I am a MASSIVE FAN of @rowansparrow fic By Another Name, and um, I drew Rose 🧍🏻‍♀️

Ok that’s all byyyyeeeeee

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Agent Whiskey:

Jack is a little shit. We all know that, but after all the jesting and teasing, he’s really quite sad. After what happened to his High School Sweet Heart, he’s carried a lot of underlying emotional weight. So Jack just wants hold you, because he afraid that if he lets go, you’ll disappear. He’s pulling you on top of him and squeezing you so tight you feel like your gonna explode! When your not sleeping like that Jack also love for your to curl into his side.

Ezra:

Like Frankie, I think that Ezra is a nuzzler, so he always wants to big spoon. That was... until his arm. After what happened on the green, Ezra went to big spoon you, but you were laying so he was lying on his good arm, so he couldn’t hug you. I think that was one of the first times he was lost for words. You didn’t even need him to tell you, you just felt the energy and turned around. You flipped him over so he had his back to you, and you big spooned him. It’s kinda become a habit now, so that’s what you guys stuck with. (Except if Ezra wants to nuzzle into your neck)

Max:

Vampires don’t sleep. But it doesn’t mean they don’t want to. Much like Javi, Max will love em and leave em, but he can’t get you out of his head. So one night after you two get it on, he pretends to leave, like he always does, but later games back into your house, and just watches you sleep. He can’t really remember what it’s like to sleep, but watching you do it, puts him at ease. He never really gets the courage to ask you if he can just hold you though.

Dave:

Don’t fall asleep next to Dave. He will probably murder you. 🤷‍♀️

Pero:

After a long few months with William, Pero just wants to forget. Forget the road, forget what he done, what he’s seen, everything. So I’m gonna say like to lie on you, and have you lie on him. He likes to switch, cause sometimes, he gets terrified about the world out there, how evil it is, that just wants to protect you. So he’ll pull you on top of him and hold you tight, because in his mind the only place safe for you is in his arms. But also, he needs to be held some times, though if anyone ever asks, he’ll deny it. What he’s done out there, it haunts him. So sometimes he just need some reassurance he’s a good person. And when he’s being held by someone like you, who’s kind, beautiful, loving, perfect, he thinks he can’t be that bad.

Okay! Let me know if you want any more 💙💛❤️

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How I think the Pedritos would sleep with there S/O

Frankie:

Frankie is a hugging monster so I think he gonna big spoon, he just loves to sling his arms around you and swallowing you up with his body! Also I believe that Frankie is a nuzzler , so big spooning also gives good access to your neck. At the end of the day though Frankie needs a lot of physical attention, and lots of skin to skin contact, so when you guys are spooning, he’s got his chest up again your back, he’s got his arm around your stomach and chest, he can feel your heart beat, that’s what does it for him. It reminds him that he’s not out on a op anymore, that he made it out, and that there must be some form of forgiveness and redemption in this world for you to trust him enough to sleep with you with your back turned,cause when he spoons you, it’s breaks one of the primary safety rules out there on the field, do not turn your back to anyone. The fact that you trust him that much just makes his heart combust, even though he knows your don’t follow the same safety rules out in the world as on the field.

Din:

Sleeping with Din wasn’t always the most comfortable, and it took a minute to figure out how to sleep with him, with the helmet on. In the end you found that the chest lay was the best option. Din will take off his armour, so you get to lay on his bare chest, so it’s comfortable, loving, and alines with the way. Another reason he loves sleeping like that is because it’s so intimate. Din never gets contact under all that beskar, so for him, you laying on his bare chest, drives him crazy. He just wants to touch you at all the time when the beskar is off, because it’s one of the few times he can drop his guard and become Din, not Mando.

Oberyn:

Sleep? No, no sleep. Just sex.

Na I’m kidding. Though I can’t really say what exact position he would want to sleep in because it’s never the same. There are always a different amount of people in your bed, in different positions. But Oberyns favourite way to sleep, is with you and Elleria hugging into either side. He loves when his two best girls are with him, but we all know he doesn’t put any boundaries on passion. So these times are few and far between.

Javier:

You and Javi didn’t ‘sleep’ together for a long time. Sure, you guys had hook ups on his couch, but nothing on an emotional level. The first time you both slept together was the night Corrilio shot the kid. Javi basically kicked down you door and f****d you to high heaven. But the thing that was weird was after wards, was that he just collapsed on top of you, and layed his head on your stomach, and, cried. Yes. Javier Peña cried. It wasn’t a loud cry, more like a quiet whimper. It confused you, but you stayed there, and put your arms around him and just held him. From then on, after your hook ups, you both just slept. You never really talked about it, it just happened. So now, you both just fall asleep, with either you sleeping on him, or him sleeping on you.

Please tell me if you want more!

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So I just had this idea, we’re you and Fives go with the boys to watch Numas school play or something, this is like in a modern AU

You both turn up and half of the crowd are Clones! Rex invited you both, Cody invited Rex, Gearshift invited Cody, Boil invited Gearshift and Waxer invited Boil, the list goes onnnn.

When you both get there, Echo calls out to you both, and you see Echo, sitting next to Hardcase who is laying down across three seats to save some for you and Fives.

When you do watch the play, Fives, being Fives, is like, fully invested. He’s leaning forward and paying stricken attention to these little bumblebees fighting the ant king or what ever. But he’s got his had on your thigh, rubbing circles.

When Numa comes on stage, the audience break out in a roar! You’ve got 212th 501st and 104th boys there, maybe even some corry guard, all for Numa, so when she is on stage, every little thing she does is met by an applause. And if someone is not clapping for Numa (like a non clone civvie) expect death stare until you do.

Sorry just a bit of a Drabble 🙈

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💛Cody💛

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How I think the Clones would sleep with they’re S/O

(not my gifs)

How the clones sleep with the S/O

SFW

Rex

Rex is gonna lay down on your chest. Yes. Rex likes to lay down on your chest because hearing your heartbeat calms him down a lot. After Umbara, Rex has had terrible nightmares, but they’re different to the other boys. His nightmare revolves around what if he stayed loyal to Krell and was the reason his men died. Hearing your heartbeat reminds him of two things. 1. He’s not on Umbara now, that’s he’s safe in your arms and that someone he loves in this maker forsaken galaxy is safe. 2. That he’s not a bad person. He feels guilty for the loss of every brother, so to know that someone as good, kind, and perfect as you can love him makes him feel like less of a bad person. 

Fives

Fives is gonna spoon. And I say spoon cause he’s gonna switch between the big spoon and little spoon depending on the day and how he’s feeling. Some times he’s trynna be a macho man and feels he need to protect you, so he gonna big spoon, cause it feels like he’s sheltering you from the world. Because he can’t lose you like Echo or Hardcase. But sometimes he needs some physical affection, just to be cradled and loved, shoes gonna little spoon it. He also has a lot of nightmares. Some about the citadel and losing Echo, some about Umbara and losing Hardcase, and how his brothers nearly executed him, and when this happens, he needs someone to hold him and to comfort him. 

Cody

Codys gonna go with the classic chest lay. You’re cuddled into his side, with your head and arm resting on his chest, and he’s got his arm around your head and back. Cody is STRESSED. He’s got a British, tea drinking wanna be civilised meditation addicted Jedi master who also happens to like jumping from large heights, dealing out snarky remarks that will get him killed or layed one day, and stroking his beard while looking off into the distance. He is tired. SO what Cody needs is to have you and a comfy, simple position where he and you can just sleep. I truly believe that Cody s the person to respond to the question “What pleases you in bed?” with “Sleep.” 

Wolffe

Wolffe is gonna use you as a blanket. Wolffe, though he’ll never admit it, really desires physical affection and love. Baby boy just wants to hold you close. And you’re not getting up closer than laying down on top of him, with your legs on either side and arm framing his head, with his arms around you pulling you close. Wolffe doesn’t get too many nightmares anymore. I feel his dad- I mean MAster Plo is really strong on mental health and is also a semi counsellor, so after a hard mission, or really after any missions, he checks in with all the boys to make sure they’re okay, and he always has the door open to his room if one of the wolf pack needs to talk with him. So really, Wolffe just wants to hold you close, because our baby is kinda touch starved, and doesn’t know when he’s gonna hold you again.

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Head canons for some of my favourite Clone Troopers taking care of you when your sick 🥺🤒💕

Rex

Rex is going into full captain style at first. He’s pulling up with all the necessities. He’s got tissues, cough drops, cough medicine, essential oils, blankets, pillows, 2 min noodles, and hot chocolate.

One thing that he didn’t bring is soup because can NOT cook. He tried to cook you some soup before he came, but it became very very clear that if he gave it to you it would make you even sicker than you already are.

When he does get there though he’s gonna make a plan of attack. He’s got you in bed, checking your temp every 20 mins or so. Rex is going through each item with incredible efficiency. You have to convince him when he starts pulling out essential oils he got from Obi-Wan to take a chill pill because all you want is for him to come over and snuggle with you.

Once you get it through to Rex, he’s picking you up off your bed, and bride carrying you to the couch. He gonna set up the holo pad to play Netflix (if it exists in star wars) and he’s spooning you. He’s up against the seat of the couch and hugging you around your waist as you both watch some drama movie.

When you get headaches he’ll turn down the holo pad until you can’t even hear it, you can just see the character moving. He’ll take out your hair and give you a head massage, just running his fingers thru your hair, and whispering sweet nothings.

Fives

Fives is rocking up with a massive pot of chicken soup because I believe fives can strangely enough cook. It’s almost scary how good it tastes. He also got ice cream, ice blocks, hot chocolate, and cough drops. He’s come with all the food.

When he comes over, you’ve fallen asleep on the couch. Fives quickly takes off his armour until he’s just in his blacks to make it comfier for you, and he’s carrying you to bed.

You don’t even realise that he’s carried you over until you wake up maybe an hour later to lying on his bare chest, and to him sleeping as well. One thing about the clones, because they are soldiers they can turn off like a light switch. I’m talking out in 30 seconds. He’s warming, so you barely even need the blankets.

When you both wake up again you are just gonna sit in bed talking. Though you’re not doing much of the talking, because your all nazelly and have a sore throat, so FIves is relaying funny stories from the 501st (which usually end in him doing something dumb)

If you get hungry, Fives is bringing in a mug of his soup, and he’s sitting behind you to act like a chair, so you can just sit up and lean back on to his warm body again. It’s just a nice, and snuggly day.

Cody

Codys turning up with a bucket of essential oils (Obi-wan gave him), tea (Obi-Wan again) and some soup (Obi-wan once again) You see, Cody knew what he needed, he just didn’t know how to come by them. So he goes to Obi-Wan to ask how to take care of you, and Obi-Wan is prepared. By the time that Cody is ready to go to your house, he has a suitcase filled with things.

When he is at your house he’s gonna start a lot like Rex, very systematic, sticking to a checklist. He’s got about 15 different essential oils and different instructions on how to use them. He’s making you Green tea with honey and lemon and giving you foot rubs.

After ages of pestering him to come into bed with you, he sits up behind you and you lay your back on his chest. Cody got the holo pad playing and is piling the blankets up. He’s giving you kisses up and down your neck, and rubbing your arms if you get cold.

He’s also going to be flustered because he doesn’t know how to help someone who’s sick. He gonna be asking if you need anything a lot and constantly asking if what he’s doing is okay, or making you feel better. He’s just so sweet

Wolffe

Wolffe is prepared. Master Plo has been training him for this. He doesn’t even need to check in with him. He’s got a suitcase packed and ready cause he’s gonna stay at your house for a week, to make sure that you are better and get back on your feet.

He’s bringing every tea, soup, and ice cream imaginable. When he gets there, he’s gonna clean up your room first, then make you some warm soup with some soft bread. And if you try to get up to help him hes just gonna throw you over his should then put you back into bed. He is very persistent that you are not allowed to get out of bed, and that he’ll do everything you need.

When he opens up his suitcase he’s giving you massive fluffy blankets, bathrobes, fluffy socks, and a little stuffed wolf which he made. All the while he’s keeping a straight face, never letting out a smile or a complaint, just a straight face.

When you start to get sleepy, he gets out of his armour and crawls into bed with you. He’s laying in the middle of the bed and your laying ontop of him. When you start to fall asleep, he starts to break down his walls and he starts singing to you in Mando’a. It shocks you at first, but you don’t want to say anything because it might make him stop, so you just drift off to the sound of his voice.

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SLIPPING AWAY

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Not my gif

Slipping away

Q: This is a short Drabble about domestic Jango. I’m from New Zealand like Temuera Morrison, and a song that I hear all the time is Matt Merritt and the Meteors Slipping Away which is a really beautiful song that , even though is talking about separating from the one you love, I’ve always connected with love so theres this! Haha. Might make a part two if you guys like it💙

HERE IS TEMUERA SINGIN IT!!!!! I DIED LISTENING TO THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRYPYStuEvI

And here is the original song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX46gvXygxE

Warnings: None!

Words: 569

It’s late morning. The sun shines thru the open windows filling you with warmth as you bustle about the kitchen. You hum quietly under your breath as you work away, making breakfast for Boba, maybe even Jango, though you don’t know if he’ll want to sleep or not, seeing he just got back from another hunt. You never saw this kind of life for you and Jango. After nearly getting killed on Geonosis, Jango took Boba and you from Kamino to this small planet on the outer rim. It’s been about a year now, and Jango is bringing home steady money from bounty hunting, he and you built a little house out in the country, maybe thirty minutes from a small town, and Boba goes to a local school at the town on weekdays. Life is good. Domestic. Beautiful.

“Muuuuuuummmm! Do you know where my books aaaarrree ?”

Bobas voice snaps you out of your thoughts. You lean over the bench to look around into Bobas room.

“Boba! Be quiet, your buirs trying to sleep.”

You whisper yell. Sighing you say “There on the dinner table. Please, my love, try not to wake your buir.”

You feel a warm body press up behind you. “Too late meshla” You look behind yourself and see your husband, Jango Fett, in his sleep pants and blue shirt, with his hair charmingly disheveled.

“Mmmmmm, morning Jango.”

Jango wraps his arms around your waist from behind you, placing his head on your shoulder. You turn your head to face him, only to be met by his lips on your forehead.

“Morning ridduir .”

You turn around and grasp him in a soft hug, burying your face into his chest. He still has that morning smell, earthy and a little sweaty, but purely him. You just stay like that for a moment, soaking him in.

“Baby girl, let me do something for a second.”

You let go of Jango, and he reaches over to behind you, on the bench, and turns on a small radio. Up comes on Matt Merrit and the Meteors singing your song.

“Come here, baby”

Baby, I’ve been watching you, watching everything you do.”

You hold on tight to Jango, hands around his neck, while he is around your waist, his face in between your shoulder and neck, yours resting on his shoulder.

And I just can’t help but feeling someone else is stealing you away from me.”

You and Jango start to rock gently side to side. It’s so slow and beautiful, it melts you.

I see it written in your eyes, and you confirm it with your lies, though this web you weave can hold me, I would rather that you told me where you wanna be

Jango pulls out from your neck to look you in the eyes, a small sleepy smile on his face. Then he starts to sing to you

Ohhhhh, you’re slipping away from me,

His voice is a little ruff from sleep, but still so soft yet hearty, it makes you blush furiously, even though you’re his wife

ohhh your slipping away from me

He places his forehead on yours, still singing softly

And it’s breaking me in two, watching you, slipping away

“I’m never gonna let you slip away my love” You look up at Jango and give a loving kiss. “Your never getting away from me Jango, Nar Katar”

And it’s breaking me in two, watching you, slipping away...