Okay so we all love the idea of someone who wears glasses sneezing and having the glasses slip down thier nose a little bit. However I think there is potential in a different but related scenario:
Imagine someone else with a cold sneezing on the person with glasses instead.
Usually the concept of a cold virus is formed in the minds eye, but not to our glasses wearer in this moment.
The spray of the sneeze forms a mist of dropletts on the lenses. They can practically see the virus within the little rivulets sliding down the glass. (Or perhaps something a little more opaque if that's your preference.)
They know thier inevitable cold is staring them directly in the eye, taunting them.
The best our friend can do is remove the residue by rubbing the lenses on the bottom of thier shirt and wipe thier face with the back of thier hand - but they know it's too late. The virus is already inside them, seeking out the right cells to latch onto and start the process of making our nearsigted friend a congested, feverish, and sneezy mess.
Let's just hope thier glasses don't slip too much when they start sneezing.
Feel free to steal this if you like.
