b r e a k a w a y . //

imogene margaret rose white sixteen. sophomore. dreamer. pleaser.

[donotyoulove]

[imrwhite]

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@immymeenyminymoe sneaking out of the castle would be a lot easier if the press wasn't around. #dempapssuck #missionimpossible #imissdisland

[millslady-deactivated20160509]

[imrwhite]

text @ sage

Sage: Imogene!

Sage: Imo!

Sage: Imy!

Sage: Gene!

Sage: Genie!

Sage: /Really/? I was wondering where he ran off to.

Sage: Wow. It makes sense they'd take a liking to each other all thing considered. They could be siblings.

Imogene: Hey! That's more nicknames you have for me than I have for you. Not fair.

Imogene: Hold up.

Imogene: S-dawg.

Imogene: Saysay.

Imogene: There we go.

Imogene: Yes! I mean, he didn't know he was /your/ Pugsley. He just thought he was a stray. But then he mentioned a blue ribbon and how he had this unremarkable grumpy face and it was obvious.

Imogene: Right?? He could totally be the honorary eight dwarf! That's if you don't mind of course.

[imrwhite]

text @ sage

Imogene: Sage.

Imogene: Sage.

Imogene: Sagey, Sage, Sage!!!!!

Imogene: My uncle Grumpy called and said he met Pugsley!!!

Imogene: Isn't that the coolest thing ever? I'm pretty sure they're best friends now.

[nettyporter]

Yes! We’re the perfect team for this, Genie! I don’t know why we hadn’t thought of trying it sooner. I feel like instead of feeding her poison, we should try to capture the immortality. You’re ahead of the system? Am I going to have to report you?

[imrwhite]

Of course! Aren't we always! Who knows? I'm surprised we hadn't. Yes! I don't want to actually harm her. Yes but how? Do we need to build a device or something? I am, indeed. No. Don't. I'll cry.

[nettyporter]

I don’t know. I mean, I know a good bit about science, but I think we might need someone good with engineering. I don’t know, Genie. At times, I think you cheat. I wouldn’t put it past you. Does it give you a rush, huh?

[imrwhite]

That's good. Science is probably my weakness. I know math though? If we combine both of us, we could get some good engineering skills? I hope. Ha-ha. No, I would never cheat. Ever. No but finding out different ways on how to get ahead of the system, does.

[dogsbecausedogs]

[morganbegins-blog]

Does anyone else sing to their food? I’m so in love with this cupcake I just need to serenade it.

Been around the world, don’t speak the language, but this cupcake don’t need explainin’.

You know the worst of my songs, no habla cuuuupcake.

[morganbegins-blog]

[imrwhite]

No but if you share, I'll serenade along with you.

But the cupcake don't need explaining.

All I really need to understand is

Did you make the cupcake for me?

[noellefitzherbertarchive-blog]

Hey-o everyone out there in SyberWorld. 

[imrwhite]

No! Noe! No! Elle! Ellie! Noey! Noelley!

[nettyporter]

Oh, well I say hello back! It’s ok. A for effort, Genie.

All right, we gotta be strategic about this though. I think it’ll be difficult to extract it, but maybe if we get some help we can figure it out. Yes, single-space, you slacker. I highly doubt your trying will succeed.

[imrwhite]

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Will do! Thanks, it's much appreciated.

Yes, definitely. No one can find out, especially not any of the Strongholds. Help? From who though? I mean, we can't feed her a bottle or anything like that without it looking suspicious. Ugh, fine. Really? How do you think I've kept a honor roll status all these years?

[nettyporter]

Oh, that’s right. I almost forgot about him. How is he, by the way?

I mean…we could always give it back to her. It might be a fun intellectual challenge to see if we could steal it in the first place. Single-spaced. I’m not having any of that double-spaced, make the period larger tricks. You can’t fool me, White.

[imrwhite]

Well, he does like to keep low. He's good, I think he's studying. He says hi though kinda, maybe, not really but i'll just tell you he says hi.

Well .. in that case .. yes. I'm in. That definitely would. I wonder how difficult it'd be though. Since-spaced? Really? Fine. No but I can definitely try, Porter.

[nettyporter]

All right, I’m expecting an angsty Genie with a leather jacket soon.

Hmmm, or we could steal it. If Pain and Panic could do it, so can we! Of course, I’m right! This is common sense, Genie.

[imrwhite]

Good. You'll definitely get an angsty Genie with a leather jacket, just as long as you don't tell my boyfriend.

Steal her immortality? Well, I know for a fact each of us is smarter than both of them combined but I'm not sure how Hercules or Zeus would take it. Of course, of course! Sorry, boss! I'll write a five page essay on how the Jungle Queen is always right, how does that sound?

[nettyporter]

Do you want to do some kissing? Is that what you’re getting at, Genie? I know I’m single now, but this desperation is a little bit of a turn-off.

Yeah, Morgan’s lucky. Well, if the cliff is eight feet yeah. But most cliffs are a lot higher than that. 

[imrwhite]

Hmm, maybe. You know, I figured since you're now single, I'd make my move before it was too late. Oops? Fine, I'll play hard to get then.

Right? Now if only she could share some of that immortality. Or I was a cat. That's true but you could always get lucky? Maybe. Okay, no you're right.

[imrwhite]

Enjoy.

-xoxo

[imrwhite]

Happy 17th Birthday, Genie!!!!!!!! 

These sneakers are for your adventures. I hope to see them worn out by the time you turn 18. Except not from really dangerous adventures. Have fun, but stay safe.

I hope you had a really great day because you deserve it. 

Love, Netty xoxoxoxoxoxo

[nettyporter]

The kissing. Although, dying is dying. Falling off a cliff and eating a poisoned apple both have the same effect in the end.

[imrwhite]

Again, kissing is fun. That's true. I mean, unless you're a Stronghold or related to one. Not quite, I mean, you could just break a leg or an arm or both, if you fall off a cliff. Can't quite do that if you eat a poisoned apple, unless you're standing on top of one.

[nettyporter]

Well, like mother like daughter. Maybe it has less do do with someone kissing you and more to do with genetics.

[imrwhite]

Why not? Kissing is fun! The dying or the kissing? Cause I don't think she's ever almost fallen off a cliff.