A Most Gratuitous and Unnecessary Chronicle

WHAT AM I DOING HERE

[iii-was-stumblin]

But when I say I love her, I mean it.

[synx]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Amazing illustrations by twitter:@13033303 

[notlikingbestgirl]

Taste closed

[bravebirdfolly]

Inspector, if you can’t find the murderer I suggest wrapping this up (yea)

[atamajakki]

i would watch an entire show of this

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[piraticoctopus]

@bowlcut @yourfavoritewerewolf I tried

[spcrash]

[cryptid-creations]

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[mad-mth]

this is how episode 56 went, right?

[myrastuff]

Spider-Verse fanfiction idea I’ll never get around to writing:

Teacher: Congratulations, Miles. Your paper on multi-dimensional physics has attracted a TON of interest from our Science Mentorship partners. We’ve found you a really wonderful Science Mentor who’s going to be helping you prepare your Youth Science Innovators presentation this week.

Miles: Oh, wow, my parents are gonna be so proud.

Teacher: So, let me introduce you to Dr. Olivia Octavius. Thank you, doctor, for being part of this mentorship program.

Liv: It’s my pleasure, I’m just happy I can help inspire the science community of tomorrow.

Miles: … D:

Important additions:

- Liv is 100% legitimately invested in being a good Science Mentor. After all, today’s young scientists are tomorrow’s reality-warping coworkers.

- Miles’s paper was an edited version of his research on small, stable inter-dimensional portals, so he can hang out with Gwen/get multiverse help against major threats.

- Sometimes, Miles forgets to be scared or angry at Doc Ock and starts actually learning from her, except she inevitably proposes something super unethical and then unconvincingly adds “…theoretically, of course” and Miles starts planning how to counter whatever doom-bot she’s just come up with as Spider-Man.

- May Parker has been helping Miles with spider-gadgets and general science stuff after school. At some point, she and Liv have an angry shouting match over who gets science-custody of their science-nephew.

- Miles has to figure out how to turn down a very plush internship offer from Octavius at the end of the week. His parents insist he take it, he fails to come up with a good reason not to that doesn’t involve Spider-Man knowledge. His parents have Liv over for dinner, she speaks highly of their son and his bright future. The family loves her.

- When Liv eventually figures out his secret identity, she goes full punch-clock villain and keeps mentoring Miles while fighting Spider-Man’s attempts to stop her Bad Idea Science.

[kayas-wife]

This is the best and also so good I love

[fukindork]

Ock: MILES YOU HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW WHY ARE YOU HERE

Miles: BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE OLIVIA

[bakwaaas]

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

[specificfuckery]

there’s a lot of folx out there who’ve thought about who they wanna be, and have decided they really want to be an asshole. they’ll even announce themselves, either vocally or with behavior. when they do this, listen. they’re who they want to be, so let them be that alone. you don’t have to be in it with them.

[rosequart]

Want my advice? Go back to being a regular kid.

[whitewashedhanzo]

me when Keanu Reeves is in cyberpunk77 and looking sexy as fuck to boot so I have to buy it but this game’s actual pr team wont stop making “did you assume my gender” jokes on their twitter

[lordzenos]

been seeing this post making the rounds, the people responsible were fired last year

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[sovietshopaholic]

I THOUGHT “THE COCONUT CRAB” WAS A FUCKING JOKE THAT COMMENTER MADE UP HOLY FUCK

[keybladesoras]

Favorite Detective Pikachu Easter Eggs

[imska]

#does that mean I need to watch this movie? YES (Also I did not notice that Pikachu kicked magikarp in the head when he threw it)

[famicom]

[prokopetz]

The thing that’s funny and relatable about Luigi isn’t that he’s a coward, it’s that he’s a coward with no sense of scale. He reacts to literally everything with exactly the same level of oh-gee-I-dunno apprehension, whether it’s hearing a noise in a dark house at night, or coming face to face with a world-devouring horror. This is more or less the root of his self-esteem problems; he’s the universe’s second-greatest warrior and doesn’t realise it because as far as he’s concerned, being scared of a spider in the bathroom and being scared of Cthulhu are the same thing – he just totally lacks the necessary context to appreciate that managing to grit your teeth and deal with the second one is any sort of achievement. It’s all spiders in the bathroom to him. He’s equally terrified of everything, and that makes him invincible.

[pukicho]

Shout out to positivity blogs!!! You’re all NICE, your cause is NOBLE, and I enjoy the color PINK