Laughter vs. Tears

Hi I'm Katie. Random shit about me is that my blog is random as shit and I am constantly on tumblr because my life is very boring. Figure out what you want about me from my posts I'm not big on coming out and just saying things. And have an awesome day

[goth-queen]

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[my-dailydreams]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[anxietyproblem]

[and-fishing-equipment]

"i don't comment on ao3 because i don't wanna be annoying or weird" skill issue + you greatly underestimate the power dynamic here, writing multi paragraph comments is like feeding a bunch of deeply insane and possibly starved ducks at the park and watch them go completely mad over having received a piece of bread

[goth-queen]

[charlilil]

Mavid you will always be famous

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

[lgbtqiatext]

[dandyshorts]

[what-would-sappho-do-deactivate]

reblog if your gender is "It's not that simple"

[prog-elitist]

i am very complicated....

[slunch]

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[makiruz]

Finally, someone who remembers the true purpose of Lego!

[trickstertime]

The person who originally did this is a phenomenally talent builder. Here’s some more of their work:

[themajesticjunkyard]

To anyone interested, this is Joss Ivanwood, or Jayfa_mocs

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[hijirikaww]

Image not mine!

[vexwerewolf]

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

[alsofullofflies]

This leads me to assume we missed Medusa and Charon having the fattest gossip sesh previously off screen about his ex who killed him for the fucking fates- peak mlm/wlw solidarity