I Don’t Know What I’m Doing

Hey! Welcome to my blog of a wild variety of posts and interests! I can’t tell you what exactly you’ll be getting from this experience, so stick around and find out.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[weaksorry]

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

[imsorryformyloss]

Sometimes everything feels so hopeless, especially being a woman. The world is falling apart literally, the governments corrupt, instead of society becoming better its becoming worse, youre scared to do literally anything because you could be attacked at any second or kidnapped etc, the economy is failing, and thats not even all. You have all of that on top of personal mistakes and problems. It feels so hopeless all the time..

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[one-time-i-dreamt]

YouTuber Marina Joyce has been missing for over a week now and there has been no news or sightings of her, if you live in the Haringey area, please keep an eye out! I hope she is found safe and well.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Here is her missingpeople report for everyone questioning it, she went missing on 31-July-2019, like it says in the image above. 

[d3fendpop-punk-deactivated20170]

Same.

[hoetally-blog]

hoetally’s hoe tip #1

alright this is a tried and true method alright – and it’s the only thing i use in order to make sure i go to somebody’s father’s house silky smooth.

get some brown sugar (not that white shit chile, brown sugar because most likely it got molasses in it and that already does wonders for black girl hair – look it up gurl!) and get a nice oil – like grapeseed or even olive oil – and mix it up!  my mommy made some for me (like, my legit mother…) and she added a bunch of oils and stuff, but that’s a family recipe and i’m not sharing it. brown sugar and olive oil should work nicely.

i usually use it during and after shaving, and all my hairy areas (boobs, butt, legs) are usually super soft and hairless. don’t use this near your coochie though because you WILL get a yeast infection – yeast is dormant unless they get sugar. Not cute.

 REVIEWS FROM PEOPLE WHO’VE  TOUCHED MY BOOBS:

“Wow, these are so fucking soft. I’m gonna suck the shit out of these” - my ex “I could touch these all day.” - me

“This is weird, but uh, w-wow!” - Victoria’s Secret bra sizer

IT WERKS!!!!!!!!!!!

sugarmacaron had something like this, but i just wanted to go “in depth” if you will. she’s the hoe tip original, and she inspired me. so thank you! 

[imsorryformyloss]

Why are fathers so mean to their daughters? Like you hear from a girl that her dad occasionally insults her and makes her feel terrible and the IMMEDIATE reaction is “oh, thats not too bad.” Like??? I told my dad that I’d rather stay home and read and clean instead of going to walmart and other errands and he told me I was lazy and annoying. And I actually have it better than MOST OF MY FRIENDS. FATHERS: STOP TREATING YOUR DAUGHTERS LIKE SHIT!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cosmomoore]

Reblogging again!

[just-shower-thoughts]

To plant a trillion trees to save the planet at one per second would take nearly 32,000 years, BUT if a fifth of the human species planted 33 a day each, it would take just one month and we’d all be real ACTUAL superheroes. In less time than it takes to get a six pack.

[imsorryformyloss]

Mom, who I’m out too: don’t go on hormones! It’ll make you a boy!

Me:

[imsorryformyloss]

601, quick guys how fast can we get to 666

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s talk about Yemen, where half of the population is expected to die by the next year if they don’t get immediate help, and there has been a civil war going on since 2014.

[max-out-of-ten]

Okay so what’s the plan what do we do

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Yemen - Islamic Relief USA

IRUSA donors have been providing humanitarian aid inside Yemen, giving food, water, medical aid and more to those in need.

I looked up which organisations are helping Yemen and IRUSA came up a significant number of times as being trustworthy, transparent and it seems to be a good choice. Also, Save The Children:

YEMEN CHILDREN'S RELIEF FUND - Save the Children

I just donated to Save the Children to transform children's lives and the future we share. Join me.

I’ve also learned another scary fact - every two hours in Yemen a mother and six newborns die due to complications in pregnancy and childbirth.

[cake-and-roses]

Charity isn’t going to do anything to fix deeply institutional problems like this. You’re not going to overthrow US or Saudi imperialism by throwing five dollars at one of its symptoms. It’s just a way to make yourself feel good while accomplishing literally nothing.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Okay, so instead of looking down on all of us who want to help but don’t know how to, other than donating which is “accomplishing literally nothing” according to you, can you take yourself off of your moral high ground for a second and enlightened us on some other things we could do that would actually accomplish something then? Because criticising people’s efforts is not accomplishing anything either, except making people feel bad for not being able to do anything, so let’s not do that, let’s actually try and make a change instead, together. Let’s not waste energy fighting each other, we all want the same thing - to help Yemen - so tell us, what can we do? Everyone, what can we all do?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when u stand w ur hands Like That

rebolg if u agree

[tychography-deactivated20161203]

Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

[fuccingwhat]

I seriously need some help, and I’ll take it from anyone

So my friend, we’ll call him Jay, has an alcoholic mom. Last night he ran away, and his mom threatened to call the police (he was a few doors down at his friend’s house). He texted me saying “if I don’t respond tomorrow, consider I’ve been beaten into obedience,” before continuing with, “seriously fuccingwhat, I love you, you mean the world to me.” He hasn’t responded and I’m so fucking scared for him. Jay’s mom is abusive and I don’t know what I’d do if something really bad happened to him. School is finished and it’s summer for us now so it’s not like I can check up on him at school. He lives too far away for me to walk or even bike. If I tell any adults they’ll freak out and probably call the police before driving me to his house, and he doesn’t want to be put into foster care. Please, please if anyone, anywhere, has any advice on what I can do to help or at least get ahold of him somehow, let me know!!

(I’m gonna tag some of the bigger accounts that I follow to see if they can hopefully spread the word)

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @masochist-incarnate @thebootydiaries @thegamerboy015 @biggest-goldiest-fish @one-time-i-dreamt

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I know he doesn’t want to be put in foster care, but his home life seems to be so abusive that it leads me to think he needs to be taken out of that environment ASAP because it is not safe for him to stay there, but knowing how foster care often is far from ideal and at times even as bad as the original home or even worse, I understand where he is coming from. Does anyone have any ideas how to help him? I am not sure myself what to tell you, I am sorry, but I really want to help so the least I can do is spread your post and hope someone knows what to do. I’d still say that telling an adult (from my position as an adult myself) and calling the authorities is what needs to be done. No one deserves to be abused, especially not a child by their parents who are supposed to take care of them and nurture them, not beat them. I am really sorry this is happening to your friend. I am here for you both.

[shopping-section]

If he is close to 18, you can discuss with your friends and work out a “jay is staying with us for a bit” kinda thing til he’s old enough to move out or possibly you could discuss with your parents or your friends parents and see if someone can take him in until he is of age or adopt him. The foster care system is only for kids until someone decides to adopt them so if you can find a friends parents willing enough to take him in (even if not adopting and just “letting him stay for awhile”) then you can get him out? That probably doesn’t help but its an option…

[imsorryformyloss]

Thats me^ ignore the name my phone glitched and went to wrong account