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I feel pooooooopy :(((((

Guess who's not at my girlfriends house? Her dad 😎😎

Im going to my girlfriends house and if her dad yells once im out of there I swear to god

alright i wrote for like an hour and a half and have a page and a half done. lets call it a day shall we? im gonna play skyrim and think about all the bad things ive done

can someone teach me how to psychic write? i want to just tell my brain to go fucking nuts but it has to move through my gay fingers and real thoughts and stuff

#writing #wiccan #spell #psychic #pleaseimfuckingbeggingyou

would it help my writing career to start taking crack?

#writing

Someone help me not be a dipshit please

#writing

if i keep posting i will eventually get one like

#likewhore

THe working title of the story im working on is big titty goth girlfriend and the main character is supposed to mirror my history of relationships and passed mistakes and its all so deep and serious and i hate myself

#writing

why is john green day eating his microphone? thats not food silly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42BBdzzgPNM&list=RDzuxAgbYjjTA&index=27

#green day #rock #punk

Ah fellow itellecutals i see. its me

i cant fucking spell even though i pride myslef on my ability to write :)

#writing #tldr

I just followed a cute fucking dog on this website. technology works :)

#boomer #heh #im a fuicking comedian

do you want to know how fucking out of it i am? for the first time in my writing career i had to google synonyms for a word.

#writing

how many times do i have to shit post without tags before i gain traction?