I'm Cry, literally.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[bulletproofvestyourgays]

Wynonna Earp characters as whose line party quirks

Wynonna:

Waverly:

Nicole:

Dolls:

Jeremy:

Bobo:

Champ:

[bottled-fart420]

Crowley: it costs $400 to go see a therapist

Crowley: it costs $0 to tell myself it be like that sometimes

Aziraphale, softly: no

[redfar]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[cryptspren-moved]

I t s b a c k

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Very true.

[shitcom-deactivated20230705]

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[neyruto]

we all talk about piss

[neyruto]

sorry I didn’t finish this post because Tumblr wanted me to add a gif and this was the first one suggested and iwas laughing to hard to remember what i was going to say

[higgs-bonbon-deactivated2017032]

[ethersaga-deactivated20181203]

unmute this now

[eyesoftirnoch]

when you can’t stop thinking of that one joke

[sushinfood]

he had a good day

[kenkuarchive]

[doujinshi]

yall: go over your answers before turning them in

me a bitch whos never wrong: i think the fuck not

[ryeoguz-deactivated20171224]

me a bitch whos always wrong: i think the fuck not

[mhmoony]

thirty more days until

20BITEEN

[catgifcentral]

…and she’s gone 

[woodelf68]

Another victim of the Void.

[snitchwillow]

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

[link6echo-deactivated20181215]

I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

[since-the-900s-deactivated20190]

[zumainthyfuture]

[thisaintthegoodshit]

Go off

[misconceptualised]

this is the best

[the-deadest-of-dead]

give this white boy a medal

[noespartedeminaturaleza-deactiv]

Matt Damon keeping it real

[mrmeganfox]

holy shit lmao

[sungrooves]

God if I could marry one man

[bubbles]

ahhahha omg bless

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius