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Hello! I'm Jordan, 29, she/they, and I have no idea what I am doing. This blog is just a cacophony of fandoms and shit posts. I sometimes make graphics under the tag 'my stuff'. NSFT stuff tagged under 'spicy'. Asks are always open! Current obsession: hollanov(heated rivalry) & sns(naruto) Hit me up on twt/blusky at angryginger13 and MagicWarrior on ao3

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[skippyisntfunny]

[vecran]

[loremipsumflotsamandjetsam]

[strawberrus0da]

3 variation skins I made based off of the Night Sky Glow skin.

Paste bin links below:

Night Sky Blue

Night Sky Galaxy

Night Sky Snow

Enjoy :)

[zerafinacss]

AO3 Site Skin: neos

This skin gives AO3 a slightly modernized, semi-flat look and enhances the user experience.

The following themes are available:

Mobile previews:

You can also add header images like these:

→ Instructions for adding the skin

[ao3skin-beginner-attempts]

Blue Jellyfish Ao3 Skin

From a very helpful reply: To change the text color and background color that is more visible when reading a fic.

Main background: Change #0d1d1f in #outer.wrapper (the background color when reading a story)

Main text color: Change #a3c7ff in #outer.wrapper (the text color when reading a story)

Link colors: Change #4a7dbd in #main a for unvisited links Visited link colors: Change #2c5a99 in .blurb h4 a:visited

My friend explained how to do the glow effect,I'm unsure where they learned it from though

Night Jellyfish AO3 Skin

Note: Alot of people keep the link open so sometimes it takes a while to load

Edit/update: my friend finally discovered (several months later) where they discovered how to code a glow effect: credit to digitsofpi

[thevalkyrieflies]

constellations ao3 skin!!!

okay here!

i made an ao3 skin looklooklook

:))))

its an altered version of this green fireflies one

im really proud of this for no reason all i did was change the colors but anyways you guys should still reblog if you use it definitely id be very happy :)))))))))

edit: oh my god fine. it's not copy and paste anymore fine okay?? here's the link to github. for fuck's sake guys 😭

edit 2: here's a post tut i made on how to use these!

[fruitvampyre]

Project Hail Mary site skin ⬇️

#header {

background-image: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/0d66bbdc65ceadac0d32c203a9572a08/be11781d077e2cc8-74/s1280x1920/9b013d6c47e5ca27f2ffbd149ba353aa8c1410d4.jpg");

background-repeat: no-repeat;

background-size: cover;

background-position: center center;

background-color: #151726;

}

#header h1.heading a::before {

display: inline-block;

width: 50px;

height: 50px;

content: " ";

background-image: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/0de5532a78bf7d66afb11570e29131a2/db717449eab24c55-6a/s1280x1920/87962f849c834228f15a1930bf4e4843e03ccf62.jpg");

background-size: 50px 50px;

}

#header .heading {

height: 15em;

}

#header .primary {

background: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

#header .logo,

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visibility: hidden;

}

#header .heading a {

color: #151726;

}

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background: #424c5e;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

#outer.wrapper {

background: #0d0e1f;

color: #f3bc70;

}

#main a {

color: #76859b;

}

#greeting a.dropdown-toggle,

#header .actions a {

color: #f3bc70 !important;

text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #151726;

}

#greeting .menu,

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#header .dropdown:hover a {

background: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

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display: none;

}

#greeting img.icon {

display: none;

}

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background: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

color: #f3bc70 !important;

border: 1px solid #0d0e1f;

}

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.autocomplete div.dropdown ul {

background: #0d0e1f !important;

border: none;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

color: #f3bc70;

display: block;

}

#header #search .text {

width: 7em;

}

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.comment_notice,

.kudos_notice,

ul.notes,

.caution,

.error,

.comment_error,

.kudos_error,

.alert.flash {

background: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70 !important;

color: #0d0e1f;

border: none;

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color: #505b69;

font-weight: bold;

}

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}

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font-weight: bold;

font-variant: small-caps;

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font-weight: bold;

font-variant: small-caps;

font-size: 110%;

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color: #f3bc70;

font-weight: bold;

font-variant: small-caps;

background: #424c5e;

}

#footer {

background: #424c5e;

color: #f3bc70;

border-top: 3px solid #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

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color: #f3bc70;

}

.actions a,

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input[type="submit"],

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.action:link,

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background: #424c5e;

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color: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

border-radius: 5px;

}

.current,

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background: #f3bc70 !important;

color: #0d0e1f !important;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70 !important;

border-radius: 5px;

}

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box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

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box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.listbox .index {

background: #0d0e1f;

}

.listbox,

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background: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

form dl,

fieldset,

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fieldset fieldset dl dl,

dd.hideme,

form blockquote.userstuff,

input,

select,

select:focus,

textarea,

span.symbol.question,

.own {

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label,

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}

span.delete {

background: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

span.delete a {

color: #0d0e1f !important;

font-weight: bold;

}

.ui-sortable li,

.dynamic form,

div.dynamic {

background: #0d0e1f;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

.dropdown {

background: #0d0e1f;

}

form.verbose legend,

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color: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

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li.blurb {

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box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.draft {

background: #0d0e1f;

color: #f3bc70;

border: 2px dashed #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

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.draft .wrapper {

background: #0d0e1f;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

#header h2 {

background: #f3bc70 !important;

color: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

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opacity: 60%;

}

#stat_chart g[clip-path^=url] > g:nth-of-type(2) rect,

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#stat_chart g[clip-path^=url] > g:nth-of-type(2) rect:first-of-type {

filter: hue-rotate(140deg);

opacity: 80% !important;

}

.statistics .index li:nth-of-type(2n) {

background: #0d0e1f;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

.reading h4.viewed,

dl.index dd,

table,

th,

dt.child {

background: #0d0e1f;

}

#modal,

span.replied {

background: #0d0e1f;

color: #f3bc70;

border: 2px solid #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

h4.heading.byline {

background: #f3bc70;

color: #0d0e1f;

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li.comment {

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

.comment div.icon {

border-bottom: 5px solid #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.thread .even {

background: #424c5e;

}

.unread {

background: #0d0e1f;

border: 5px dashed #f3bc70 !important;

}

span.unread {

background: #f3bc70;

color: #0d0e1f;

}

span.indicator::before {

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.warnings .tag,

.work .warning a.tag,

dd.warning.tags a {

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

border-radius: 5px;

background: #f3bc70;

padding-left: 2px;

padding-right: 2px;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.relationships .tag,

.work .relationships a.tag,

dd.relationship.tags a {

background: none;

color: #f3bc70 !important;

font-weight: bold;

text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.filters .expander {

background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/3c89981f933f9f57157d6dcec6fd85a7/94c6737c6db9ad60-e5/s1280x1920/f7557e617a5439c506721bd326580a0cb4c1f8d8.png") left center no-repeat;

color: #f3bc70 !important;

font-weight: bold;

}

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background: url("https://64.media.tumblr.com/dab095a2fd9387bc1e0c57747ba6b13f/94c6737c6db9ad60-ad/s1280x1920/c1a4e14e0565cdcac5d3e20bebac3ab440f2d607.png") left center no-repeat;

}

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background-repeat: no-repeat;

background-size: cover;

background-position: center center;

background-color: #151726;

}

#header .heading {

height: 15em;

}

#header .primary {

background: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

#header .logo,

#header .heading sup {

visibility: hidden;

}

#header .heading a {

color: #151726;

text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.event .userstuff {

background: #424c5e;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

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background: #0d0e1f;

color: #f3bc70;

}

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color: #76859b;

}

#greeting a.dropdown-toggle,

#header .actions a {

color: #f3bc70 !important;

text-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #151726;

}

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#header .dropdown .menu,

#header .dropdown:hover a {

background: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

span.submit.actions input.button {

display: none;

}

#greeting img.icon {

display: none;

}

#header #search .text,

.search [role="tooltip"] {

background: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

color: #f3bc70 !important;

border: 1px solid #0d0e1f;

}

form.search input[type=text],

form.search input[type=submit],

.autocomplete div.dropdown ul {

background: #0d0e1f !important;

border: none;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

color: #f3bc70;

display: block;

}

#header #search .text {

width: 7em;

}

.notice,

.comment_notice,

.kudos_notice,

ul.notes,

.caution,

.error,

.comment_error,

.kudos_error,

.alert.flash {

background: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70 !important;

color: #0d0e1f;

border: none;

}

.notice a,

.comment_notice a,

.kudos_notice a,

ul.notes a,

.caution a,

.error a,

.comment_error a,

.kudos_error a,

.alert.flash a {

color: #505b69;

font-weight: bold;

}

.splash .module h3 {

color: #f3bc70;

border-bottom: 2px solid #f3bc70;

}

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(2n+1) a {

background: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

color: #0d0e1f;

font-weight: bold;

font-variant: small-caps;

}

.splash .favorite li:nth-of-type(2n+2) a {

color: #f3bc70;

font-weight: bold;

font-variant: small-caps;

font-size: 110%;

}

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color: #f3bc70;

font-weight: bold;

font-variant: small-caps;

background: #424c5e;

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background: #424c5e;

color: #f3bc70;

border-top: 3px solid #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

#footer a,

#footer .heading {

color: #f3bc70;

}

.actions a,

.actions a:focus,

.actions input:focus,

.action:focus,

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input[type="submit"],

.actions li label,

ul.navigation.actions li a,

.action:link,

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color: #f3bc70;

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border-radius: 5px;

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background: #f3bc70 !important;

color: #0d0e1f !important;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70 !important;

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box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

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color: #f3bc70;

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box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

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fieldset fieldset.listbox {

background: #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

form dl,

fieldset,

fieldset fieldset,

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fieldset fieldset dl dl,

dd.hideme,

form blockquote.userstuff,

input,

select,

select:focus,

textarea,

span.symbol.question,

.own {

background: #0d0e1f !important;

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border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.autocomplete li.added,

.post .meta dd ul li.added,

label,

label.required {

color: #f3bc70;

}

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}

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font-weight: bold;

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.ui-sortable li,

.dynamic form,

div.dynamic {

background: #0d0e1f;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

.dropdown {

background: #0d0e1f;

}

form.verbose legend,

.verbose form legend {

background: #f3bc70;

color: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

li.blurb {

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.draft {

background: #0d0e1f;

color: #f3bc70;

border: 2px dashed #f3bc70;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

.draft .wrapper {

background: #0d0e1f;

border: 1px solid #f3bc70;

}

#header h2 {

background: #f3bc70 !important;

color: #0d0e1f;

box-shadow: 0px 0px 3px #f3bc70;

}

#stat_chart svg rect:first-of-type {

opacity: 60%;

}

#stat_chart g[clip-path^=url] > g:nth-of-type(2) rect,

[penandinkprincess]

"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!

we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peg-the-empire]

i love making friends in fandom, i love playing with our toys together, i love coming up with increasingly niche aus, i love lifting strangers up, i love motivating people to create, i love watching someone get excited over an idea and immediately running with it, i love yelling in tags together, i love seeing someone gain confidence in their writing/art because people were kind to them <33

[pokeday23]

Day 5 espeon . Another part of a sticker set

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hr-rep]

@persimmony-snicket EXACTLYYYY

[newsmutproject]

Studies show that approaching youth with a bystander-intervention model is actually a lot more effective for reducing sexual assault, and it is also more enthusiastically received than programs that bill themselves as anti-rape.

We can tell youth that they are basically “rapists waiting to happen” (anti-rape initiative), or we can tell them that we know they would intervene if they saw harm happening to someone and we want to help empower them to do that (bystander intervention). The kids jump in with both feet for the latter! It was amazing to see children (and young boys in particular) excited to do this work and engage their creativity with it. Also, studies show that not only do they go on to intervene, but they also do not go on to sexually assault people themselves. Bystander intervention also takes the onus off the person being targeted to deter rape and empowers the collective to do something about it. It answers the question in the room when giggling boys are carrying an unconscious young woman up the stairs at a house party, and people are not sure how to respond and are waiting for “someone” to say or do something.

Richard M. Wright, “Rehearsing Consent Culture: Revolutionary Playtime” in the anthology Ask: Building Consent Culture edited by Kitty Stryker

[beatrice-otter]

This is also, btw, how the US drastically reduced drunk driving in the US. Telling people they shouldn’t drive when intoxicated made absolutely zero difference. A slogan-and-ad-campaign for “Friends don’t let friends drive drunk!” changed drinking culture. Going after the bystanders is quite often the most effective thing to do in any social change.

[splatoonna]

...like every comic we have from Nintendo Today for the Splatoon Raiders countdown so far (because posting individually would take too long i'll go individually from here) :3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

update: three four people

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Who cares about that, I wanna see the people who got looms!

[disgruntled-lifeform]

I gotta do everything my fucking self around here smh

[musicismagic-writes]

The tattoo I got on my 40th birthday

[2unlimited]