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one must imagine sisyphus rolling a big fat blunt
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it
So the thing about cheetahs is it’s the males that are social. The females actually aren’t once the cubs are weaned, and having females have too much contact with each other will make it hard for them to get pregnant. They need their own, non-overlapping territories, with minimised female-female fenceline contact. Too much female-female contact stresses them out in general and makes it hard for them to conceive. The whole ‘I need to be chased to get in the mood’ thing is another thing that makes breeding hard for cheetahs, you need enough space so that that part of the breeding/courtship process can happen too.
Males on the other hand, form coalitions and are very social in their social group . Coalitions are usually 2-3 brothers that share food and resources and play together and it is adorable.
Cheetahs also usually have twins or more, and a cheetah that births a singleton will often abandon it. We don’t know why this happens but it does. But if you have another cheetah with cubs, you can sneak that cub in and she goes ‘oh another one, okay’ and the cub can be reared that way (the process of sneaking the cub in involves some scent transfer too iirc).
Monarto Safari Park in South Australia, which has one of the highest rates of cheetah breeding success, makes this work by giving the females their own territories but the males have their own shared space for that particular coalition. I very recommend going to check them out if you’re ever in the area, as it’s an amazing place doing a lot of great work in animal conservation and science and improving our understanding of what is needed to keep these animals happy and healthy. Also last time I was there I saw two rhinos playing tug of war with a stick and it was ADORABLE AS HECK.
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wait, you mean that by spending decades joking about how schools are disease vectors because children are just naturally disgusting, adults were ignoring a structural problem they had created? how surprising and not at all precedented
It is not restricted to children. People in hospitals, nursing homes or long-term care facilities are congregated together and communicable diseases flare up and burn through these facilities. The caregivers are the actual vector.
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“bits to use in everyday conversations”
When I encounter twins, I always ask, "Which one is the evil twin?"
If I hear someone say "duty", I'll say, "Ha ha! You said doody."
I missed my bus because I HAD to see which position was taken by random man’s sweatshirt that clearly said ‘ABORTION’
I don’t take photos of strangers in public so I had to find it online to share with you but now I’m even more confused:
I was tossing up a joke about Bart Simpson rearranging the letters or the much lower hanging fruit of ‘DP saves lives’ but on closer inspection this appears to spell ‘ADORPION’
Now I’m confused- is this ironic? Is it a joke from something or did they genuinely fuck up the spelling? Because there seem to be hundreds of ‘ADORPION’ products available from a variety of vendors…
In conclusion, ADORPION sounds like a cute scorpion.
I hope this guy’s final wishes get honoured
I just want to take a minute to address the folks in the audience who are worried that this man’s final wishes cannot be honoured. I saw a lot of people say that this would be desecration of a corpse or that human remains can’t be bought and sold like that.
This is not true. There are sites you can go on right now to buy human remains, like skulls and organs and even human teeth. Human bodies get put up in museums and dissected in hotel conference rooms more often than you might like to think. And that’s with DONATED bodies, people who donate their bodies to science for whatever reason. And though they may have signed up to be used after death, I don’t think any of them expected to be used like this.
Emphatically, this case is different. The deceased has expressly told his family what to do with his remains, and indeed, those companies that make jewelry out of human ashes are real and aren’t even hard to find. This is why cannibalism is not expressly illegal in the US.
With the last name of Wurst, I could be made into Wurstwurst and be served at a picnic.
In wine making, there is MOG (matter other than grape). dirt, old crates, raccoons, all sorts of things.
Let me introduce you to the Food Defect Levels Handbook, which sets the maximum limits of "defects" in foods in the U.S.
Here is the link. Be forewarned, you likely will not forget what you read here when you are about to eat one of these foodstuffs.
5 Overlooked Sci-Fi Novels
Since David Gerrold and others have been recommending overlook sci-fi novels, I thought I’d mention five I think have been unfairly overlooked. I posted the list earlier on Facebook but thought I’d elaborate on my choices and recommendations here.
1: The Monster Men by Edgar Rice Burroughs Burroughs’ mashup of Frankenstein and The Island Of Doctor Moreau. The ending is rather weak and the Big Reveal makes no sense whatsoever but holy shamolley, is getting there ever fun! And that’s primarily due to the most undersung of all Burroughs’ heroines, Virginia Maxon, a professor’s daughter, a 1910s college girl, and arguably the most pro-active female character Burroughs ever created. Jane Porter? A flighty dishrag. Dejah Thoris? A simpering trad wife. Yeah, Virginia Maxon spends a good deal of the novel tied up but that’s because she’s constantly working herself free and trying to murder her captors (the poor bastards simply can’t kill her; by that point in the story she’s the only card they’ve got left that prevents the heroes from hunting them down and killing them).
2: A Fighting Man of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs Burroughs wrote several series, but they tend to follow the same pattern: Dynamite initial volumes, then by books three or four Burroughs loses interest and keeps the series going only because sales figures are so good.* Typically this results in the latter books being rather repetitive and by-the-numbers. For his Barsoom series, however, Burroiughs penned this delicious self-parody, his take on O. Henry’s classic biter-gets-bit short story, “The Ransom Of Red Chief” in which the hero battles his way across Mars to rescue a bratty princess only to find the villain who kidnapped her can’t wait for somebody to take her off his hands.
3: The Cosmic Computer a.k.a. Junkyard Planet by H. Beam Piper Piper’s death by suicide in 1964 (apparently induced by financial distress) cut short a burgeoning career that showed promise of Piper becoming one of the major figures in 1960s science fiction. Junkyard Planet (based on his short story “Graveyard Of Dreams” and later itself slightly expanded to The Cosmic Computer) was the first story of his that I read, an interesting tale of a futuristic cargo cult that in the wake of an intergalactic conflict, searches for a legendary super computer that can solve all of humanity’s problems. It’s a solid story that cemented my interest in sci-fi.
4: Hauser’s Memory by Curt Siodmak While his earlier novel Donovan’s Brain is his best known work, Siodmak eschewed his original brain-in-a-box concept to rework the basic idea as a brain-within-a-brain. Hauser, a brilliant scientist on the wrong side of the Iron Curtain, is dying and the CIA hopes to spirit his knowledge out by injecting a young scientist with Hauser’s memories. “Spirit” is the operative word here because Hauser’s memories and personality soon overpower the volunteer and send him on a mission of vengeance against Nazis who sent him to a concentration camp in WWII.
5: Nova by Samuel R. Delany Arguably Delany’s most accessible novel. Long lauded as one of the premiere literary stylists in the field, Delany keeps the stylistic flourishes but delivers a good, old fashion rip-roaring space adventure. He creates a marvelously detail far future society which a crew of colorful and compelling characters on an interstellar treasure hunt evocative of Moby Dick.
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* The notable exception being his Caspak trilogy – The Land Time Forgot, The People Time Forgot, and Out Of Time’s Abyss – where he finished on a strong note and never felt the need to revisit the material.
Comedian Ronny Chieng explicitly told Harvard University graduates that their mission is to "destroy AI".
so once there are multiple fleets of self-driving cars cruising around, already the case in some cities, are they going to establish an open public network to communicate between each other? and law enforcement presumably? and members of the public, ideally??
Or maybe do what they're doing with AI - just releasing a half-baked version that has no guard rails and complete autonomy and no ultimate responsibility. How much harm could that cause?
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