valentines day for nerds pt.2 (pt.1)
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valentines day for nerds pt.2 (pt.1)
They’re going to try and kill him.
He’s probably already dead
BOOOOOST THIS
YOOOOO
seriously guys boost this
I don’t care if it looks ugly on your blogs THIS COULD POSSIBLY SAVE LIVES
Nigerians are about to save the world
Governments are gonna kill this guy.
his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge
The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases
Most def had to reblog this. I’m supporting him 1000%
https://www.naij.com/455113-nigeria-professor-claims-to-have-cure-for-hivaids.html
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
Idk if anyone will read this but I just want to share the biggest plot twist of the year.
So I have a crush and I don't know when, where or why this started. I've always liked him. I would talk about him with my friends and even my mama (and I never mention people to my mama if I'm not interested in them). Even his friend knows that I'm into him.
So, on the last day of our Intramurals, there would a group of students who would play songs together and it was a competition. He and I sat next to each other and our friends would tease for it. Whenever a band performs or plays a love song, they would push us and say, "Go! Tell him!" I would always respond with my raised middle finger and say "shut up".
In the middle of the event, he suddenly opened a topic that we've always talked about. "Do you wanna know who my crush is?" I was nervous to tell him that I liked him so I asked him to tell me who his crush was. He was nervous too. I mean, who wouldn't be?
I reassured him that I would tell anyone. So, he leaned in close to my ear and said, "How wouldn't she know if that person that I like is you?" (I'm not a fluent English speaker, don't judge me).
Of course, as someone who thinks that no one would actually like me, I was shocked and confused. He then confirmed it by saying my actual full name. I was happy, of course. After that, I did not feel nervous anymore. I felt brave enough to confess. But then, he got from his seat and told me something I couldn't hear. I urged him to come to me but he wouldn't. So, I told his friend to tell him that I liked him.
I remained in my seat and he came back asking me if I cried. I wiped my face because it was hot, not because of tears. I said I was fine and I opened the topic of "who do I have a crush on". I giggled and said that he probably knows him. He said that he didn't and I said, "What? You don't know yourself?"
And, I s2g, I saw him smile. He looked so cute. I didn't know if he was a blushing or not since it was night time.
It was literally the happiest night of my life. I've never been so happy that I was smiling the whole night and the next day after that. I think, I will never forget that moment.
OK GUYS THIS IS A FUCKING PSA
if you google search ‘spooky scary skeletons’ do NOT click on this
its a fucking screamer, ok
at about 10 seconds in it comes up with fucking jeff the killers face and a loud screaming
i can promise its fucking loud
just pls
dont go on it
Hey so screamers don’t screw with me so I went ahead and checked and this is for real, do not go on this one!!!
Reblogging to warn people <3
UGH…screamers are the worst :(
Screamers don’t bother me, but boosting for those who are affected by them
GUYS PAY ATTENTION!!
“Let’s talk about that!”
I love how Jack kinda leans to the side while Mark just…. Inflates into position.
Hufflepuffs and Slytherins reblog we gotta find each other
we just got fucking called out
we just got fucking called out
fitz’s laugh is adorable
reblog if you agree
They protecc:
Kryoz
Fitz
Toby (jotr)
Inut
Grizzy
Bordie
They attacc:
Swagger
Smii7y
Mason (zuckles)
Kugo
Mccreamy
Racc
But who’s the snacc:
All of them.
research
fits
- ‘leader’ but has no idea what he’s doing
- looks pure, is not
- “just go with the flow man”
- save him
john hates his job
- sexuality??? just does what he wants
- the mom™
- “I’m not really racist guys”
- cutie
swaggy
- anger is condensed because of his height
- the dad™
- “Dare me to…”
- angry, screams, possibly dangerous
iNutt
- the most mature one because low standards
- cute laughs a lot because he’s a happy boy
- *with friends* “it’s okay we are with the special needs program”
- protect
Raccc
- probably has multiple restraining orders he doesn’t know of
- looks like ‘fouseytube with hair’ according to carson
- “I sold a broken bong to a freshman”
- manly boy
Zucker
- kid in magazines parents are warned about
- swaggy and john’s kid
- “I’m a primitive disgusting animal”
- oi g’day aussie mate
Smini
- sweet Canadian child
- Cryoz’s bestie and helps him survive
- *out of breath wheeze* “stop…”
- youngling
Cryoz
- THE vape brother presented here today
- Smini’s bestie and makes sure he matches outfits
- “it may not seem that it be like that, but it do”
- emo
Fitz: If you’re new to our channels I’ll just summarize what you’re dealing with here
Fitz: I’m awesome and handsome and everyone’s jealous of me.
Fitz, points to JohnOTR: Racist
Fitz, points to Zuckles: Loud and annoying but his dumbassery kind of makes up for his personality
Fitz, points to McCreamy: Actually kind of decent
Fitz, points to Kugo: That one’s good too. He’s a swell guy
Fitz, points to Bordie: The rare gamer girl
Fitz, points to Swagger: Crazy and usually high and fun to mess with
Fitz, points to Smii7y and Kryoz: As for them
Fitz: I once watched them have a snowball fight where all they did was yell ‘yeet’ and ‘borther’ for an hour.
Fitz: Welcome to the shit show
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THINK MY FUCKING HEART STOPPED
Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.
So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes. Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students. Like all the time. It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher. Plato thought this was bullshit. He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them. He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did. Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example. So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.
Even funnier thing to imagine: resurrecting Diogenes too and telling him that “Platonic” relationships means not fucking, he’d probably laugh himself back to death.
So I actually know the origin of this term because it came up when I studied Plato in my classes. Basically, in ancient Greece it was a super common practice for teachers to fuck their students. Like all the time. It was considered a way for the student to “pay” the teacher. Plato thought this was bullshit. He felt that a student could not properly learn from someone who was truly only interested in having sex with them. He didn’t fuck his students and derided those who did. Other teachers who refused to fuck their students were said to have “platonic” teaching relationships with them – so named because they were following Plato’s example. So the reason it’s called a Platonic relationship is because Plato was heavily anti-teachers-fucking-their-students and it’s one of the few things he was ever even remotely correct about.