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This will live in my head for the rest of my days
HEATED RIVALRY 1.04
Hollanov + Hands™️
Heated Rivalry Season 1 (2025)
SHANE HOLLANDER & ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY 1x06: "The Cottage"
I just think that sometimes (specially after long days of sponsorship work) Shane gets home and doesn’t even say a word, he just walks up to his husband and drops to his knees. And it doesn’t matter if Ilya was busy. He’ll turn away from the stove and finish making dinner one handed and at an awkward angle if he needs to. But the most important thing in those moments is that Ilya sink his hand in Shane’s hair and press Shane’s face into his crotch.
And sure, sometimes it’s a sex thing. Sometimes Shane will pull Ilya’s pants down and suck him, or even just hold him in his mouth. But most of the time it’s not. Most of the time Shane just needs a little face to crotch time so he can catch his fucking breath, you know?
shoulder kisses and backshots
Heated Rivalry, p. 137
ilya forcibly grounding himself after dealing with his family
hang it in the louvre
pt 28/?
He’s just too beautiful. Ilya never stood a chance. Imagine waking to this every morning. I’d never get out of bed.
I've been thinking about it and yeah I think Ilya wakes Shane up on his birthday by sitting on top of him and then waiting for Shane to wake up slowly, soft and curious and then Ilya hums happy birthday as he goes down Shane's body and maybe sucks his dick a bit but the main event, the pièce de résistance really is the part where Ilya eats him out until he's completely boneless, just rag doll limp and moaning softly with his knees around his ears, compressed into a shape that is just so right and Ilya is doing that thing where he massages the arch of Shane's foot with his thumb while he fucks him with his tongue and the bliss of it--it's like nothing exists but the floating life raft of their bed on this gently flowing ocean of desire and sex and love.
Then after he comes and Ilya is kissing his way up his side, over his hip and ribs and through his armpit hair and finally to his neck, Ilya says, "Maybe is unfair that it's your birthday but I get to eat cake," and Shane groans from his very toes and tries to push Ilya off the bed and then they WRESTLE while Ilya's dick is still hard and there is cum on one of Ilya's cowlicks. They're married and they're best friends and it's Shane's birthday and they're gonna win the Stanley Cup next month.
# FOND
Early in Shane’s first year with Ottawa, he takes a bad hit on the ice and is knocked unconscious. When he wakes, he discovers he can hear everyone’s thoughts. His excitement is quickly dashed when he discovers that Ilya thinks primarily in Russian so even though he can hear his husband’s thoughts, he can’t understand most of them. Shane doubles his efforts in studying Russian. He hires a tutor and basically any free time he has, he’s studying Russian. He even asks Ilya to speak Russian to him when they’re at home so he can learn faster. Ilya is happy to oblige and by the end of the season, Shane can understand most of Ilya’s thoughts.
They’re warming up on the ice when Shane zeroes in on Ilya’s thoughts. They’re in Russian but he can pretty much understand everything: ‘God, my husband is so hot doing his little stretch. Everything he does is so fucking hot. I’m so fucking lucky. I need to focus, but I really want to kiss him. Would he get mad if I kissed him right now? Maybe just on the cheek? Or-oh shit, he’s looking at me! Why am I so nervous? Oh, he’s coming over here! Maybe to talk about the game? AH! He kissed me on the cheek! The way he’s looking at me, my heart is about to beat out of my chest. Yes, my love, I will calm down…wait, how does he know I’m flustered? Oh, Shane says my smile is goofy. For a second, I thought he could read my thoughts. That would be crazy…unless…Shane if you can hear my thoughts, kiss me on the lips. AH! HE KISSED ME ON THE LIPS! SHANE, MY LOVE YOU CAN HEAR ME, YES? I LOVE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME, I LOVE YOU! COME BACK HERE! DON’T SKATE AWAY FROM ME!’
don't try saving your assigned ilya of the day, he's exactly where he wants to be
your assigned ilya of the day is spending fingers in his mouth friday in his favorite place on earth 😇
your assigned ilya of the day loves the birthday boy soooo much and has for a very long time <3
your assigned ilya of the day has been thinking about ruining this leather couch for weeks 😈