Sick, like, crazy?

Annie | she/her | gods favorite bisexual | gigglesbatch on ao3

[russianblush]

being normal about this, of course

[russianblush]

hudhealings are among us

[nicolegendary]

i knowwwwww in my heart ilya would love taking shanes last name and after they have kids referring to their family unit as hollanders. ilya turning around to the backseat like okey hollanders here is plan. we are going to be in and out of costco in thirty minutes. you may choose ONE item each. if we get separated we meet at optometrist. we will get ice creams on the way out as long as everyone is cool and nobody tells dad. hollanders on three.

[keasusreevsus]

Not to repeat myself

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

Okay justice for Ilya Rozanov, a man who notably managed his entire families finances and his dementia-having fathers caretaking since he was literally a teenager, while also essentially raising himself to be an elite, generational athlete by himself.

like what is this ‘Ilya needs the threat of a sex ban to pick up his socks’ slander or this ‘Ilya has terrible financial literacy’ misinformation or this ‘Ilya only eats junk food and needs to be forced to eat his veggies’ tomfoolery

[asadbone]

– Shane Hollander, 2010

[tommykinard2]

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[hotelstares]

[theslowesthnery]

ah yes my favourite trope

[deedala]

shed some light on me please

[dailyhollanov]

#ilya was in heaven

[notahungrywish]

The secret bunker plastic skating rink is the site of nonstop roleplay right? I feel like maybe he even gets a locker room added. They’re fucking on the ice in full gear for SURE. They go home and reenact something that happened in a game that night with what they’d prefer to have done. They’re living in Shane’s fun fantasy world where instead of being sent to the penalty box he has to suck Ilya’s dick.

And, critically, they’re taking the hockey part seriously the whole time.

[eleadore]

Hi, since you’re taking requests, can you draw Shane and Ilya as rats kissing. <3

[oatmealdiva]

troy, homophobically, after watching a joint interview of shane and ilya: they’re probably fucking

troy, homosexually, after ilya comes out to him: they’re probably fucking

[ilyasmole]

something that can be so personal

[thisfeebleheart]

this frame drives me so crazy ngl. the way shane's hand is digging into ilya's face? and his big smile? like???