Sick, like, crazy?

Annie | she/her | gods favorite bisexual | gigglesbatch on ao3

[alex-victoires-version]

Something I wish more heated rivalry fans were aware of is pre season games. More importantly, that Ottawa and Montreal play each other for the pre season. Which means the first Ottawa vs Montreal game after Shane signs with the centaurs is a game that will have zero consequences and will not affect their playoff chances in the long run at all. Ilya Rozanov is spending that entire fucking game in the sin bin

[cuppydogshane]

no matter how deathly serious i take Shane i know hudson williams is out there Surpassing me

[grabmyboner]

shane really loves when he’s on top and he’s slowly grinding and really feeling himself and getting lost in the sensation of being full and he opens his eyes to look down at ilya and ilya has his hands behind his head with his big biceps just budging out each side of his head and his armpit hair on full display and his pupils are blown wide and he’s slightly opened mouthed with a small smile on his lips watching shane’s face and just taking in how much shane is enjoying having his cock inside him.

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[anya-rozander]

🤎

[imnormal445]

Little drawings I did a couple days ago!

[shieldofiron]

Shane: And sexy bellboy role play. Of course.

[wyatthazy]

shane: 🩷🥰😍💕🫃

[limpwristedrose]

Ilya Rozanov after using the most scathing insults to bait a player into punching him

[dailyshanehollander]

SHANE HOLLANDER / HEATED RIVALRY 1x01

[jewelcoatfish]

shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes

“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”

and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake

[toapoet]

These tags are my fave

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

After they’re together a while, Shane is lovingly giving David shit about bolting after catching him with Ilya. “I still can’t believe you did that, dad! You nearly gave me a heart attack!” Ilya gives Shane a look and says, “Ok hypocrite, don’t make me tell them about tuna melt. Like father, like son.”

Now Shane has his head down on the table as Ilya dramatically regales David and Yuna with the tale. “And next thing you know he’s all over the news with She Who Shall Not Be Named.” “Oh my god Ilya, you love Rose!!” “Betrayed! Heartbroken! With fridge full of the most boring soda in the world!” And now they’re having a pinching battle as David laughs and Yuna tells them if they spill wine on the rug, they’re buying her a new one.

[hollanders-left-tit]

Is Shane a:

tits guy

ass man

he married Ilya so that he wouldn’t have to choose

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[fuckrozanov]

when shane goes “that’s french ilya” and i am filled with the overwhelming desire to chew off my own limbs. is that normal

[vesnuszki]

Shane’s head smashing into the headboards and he’s yelling fuck Ilya harder!!! Meanwhile Ilya’s heart rate is 182bpm and he’s like fuck Shane I have a cramppp

[vesnuszki]

[vesnuszki]

[vesnuszki]

[gloryhollanovjah]

The first time Ilya fucks Shane so hard he has trouble walking the next day - like legitimately hobbling around the cottage - yes, there’s a bit of pride and possessiveness, but he also worries he went too far. Shane had kept begging for more, more, until Ilya was certain the bed was going to break but now he sees Shane wincing and he worries. So he asks Shane - was it too much, should they have stopped, should they go slower next time? and Shane’s immediately horrified like please don’t threaten to take this away from me omg there’s only a few weeks left of the summer.

(He does however agree to rest on the couch and let Ilya putter around taking care of him which, yes, includes multiple couch blowjobs)