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[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[thenatsdorf]

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

[anarcho-compass]

Oh, he’s good.

[oparnoshoshoi]

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

[takealookatyourlife]

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

[randomrav3ns]

Despite all the gifsets I’ve seen of this, I’ve never actually seen the video. His extra douchebag comments at the very end…

Also, this is the first time I remembered to go find his name: Matthew Broussard. I’m not doing any in-depth looking, but a quick peek at his twitter produces bits like:

“As a Jew, I love three things: bagels, summer camp, and being told what is and isn’t anti-Semitic by gentiles.”

“The politicization of climate change is a conspiracy by introverts to avoid small talk about the weather.”

mocking the Tangerine Menace, his sycophants, and racism/sexism/anti-semitism/anti-science/etc in numerous posts

“Nobody knows more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than me.”

“I bet the worst part of hell for Hitler is all the selfies he’s asked to be in.”

“Stand up has allowed me to work with people from a wide array of social, economic, racial and educational backgrounds and also 4 women.”

“Trump fears terrorist immigrants because they’d be stealing a job from white people.”

“Jews secretly sponsored a caravan of Honduran refugees secretly containing murderous Muslims. This is a racist conspiracy turducken.”

“If you think women are too sensitive, try underestimating a man’s height by more than 2 inches.”

rt’ing someone else who named these decades:

1940s - Roland 

1950s - Donny 

1960s - Ricky, also Dicky 

1970s - Charles (Pt 2)/“Chuck" 

1980s - Bradley 

1990s - Jason/“Jase" 

2000s - Charles (Pt 3)/“Chaz”, also “Chase" 

2010s - Logan (goes by middle name) 

[geekandmisandry]

I love him.

[killerzebras]

I have never heard of this guy before, but he is hilarious:

[animated-disney-gifs]

[movie-gifs]

“I mean, you could be a real writer someday, Gordie.” -Stand by Me (1986) dir. Rob Reiner

[butterflyinthewell]

This is a reminder for autistic people who don’t feel hunger and thirst to go eat and drink something.

While you’re at it, take your meds if you take any. 

Take care of yourselves, lovelies! :)

[aberrantemotion]

WAIT THATS A THING THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH

[pun-ishment888]

Yeah this goes out to you folks who have no motivation/too tired to eat/drink too. Not wanting doesnt mean your mortal vessel doesnt need it. It needs it very much. And its probably punishing you by making you feel shitty.

[imtoolazyforthisshi]

i wish there was still a place like the comfortspot before

like where we could add a post and just vent anonymously without the pressure of the “live chat” like 7cups

does anyone know if a website like this exists ?

[brainscrewz]

me: *is sad*

some random shiny thing with no function or monetary value half buried in the dirt at the bus stop:

me: oh ho HOOO

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety

[theleafriday]

Rights?!

[catgirl-crimes]

[polyglotplatypus]

le mythe, la légende, j’ai nommé: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux). 

[unyanizedcatboys]

I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train

[platypusparfait]

No one:

Corporations: PRIDE is coming up you big, gay bitch! Give us your money!!

[uduki]

[relishboi]

as the quality of everything in the world decreases, the quality of pictures of cats increases tenfold, and the rise has been exceptional for the past two years

[relishboi]

this picture literally is divine influence

[hminteresting]

The pharaohs daughter finding Moses at the riverbank

[mandatalks]

I just had the best encounter with a child at Kmart. I was in the aisle shopping, and this girl and her dad come around the corner. The girl sees me and excitedly exclaims “There’s a human here!!” to which the father replied “Yes, there’s humans everywhere.”

[just-another-secret-gaygent]

bro do you realize you met aliens

[sheepkind]

not unusual for a kmart

[yoncehaunted]

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

[jade-kyo]

Others have probably pointed this out before but

Look at Al’s jacket

Now look at Roy’s

Roy and Riza aren’t there as far as I can tell when Al wakes up (and for good reason. Both of them were in desperate need of medical attention) so that means before they left Roy gave Al his jacket and that is just so darn cute and my parental Roy loving heart has just exploded.

[elodieunderglass]

on the validity of recognizing emotions

[heathermcfeather]

[homofied]

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day