Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious
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Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious
youre a 10 and i look like im 10
Rhino calf pesters his mom. [video]
“Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.”
im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man
my only talent is appearing calm and emotionless when in reality i am on the brink of death
4 stages of stress
ATTENTION: I need attention
get yourself a compassionate and forgiving inner voice 2018
me: *overthinks everything and cries*
*5 minutes later*
also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
It’s so weird thinking back to when you first met someone and that moment you had no idea they would have such a big impact on you
I think this hamster is broken
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it
1.4 almost ps not risking it
Fuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry 😩
IM NOT RISKING IT
I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY
Well my mom died already but I have a god mom I guess 😔
God damn it
my future lover: *strokes my cheek*
me: *is :-)*
me on the inside: ur clogging my pores…
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.
3 am is such a powerful time. there are people sleeping. there are people partying. there are people having a movie marathon. there are people crying. there are people loving. there are people dying. there are people living. toegther at 3 am.