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@imyannylaurel
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Two years?! I’m in!
why not
I’ll try it
Double your nana, double your yum
give me luck double banana
No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.
I reblogged this.
And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.
going in for two years of energy
Yes please.
neeeeed to get into a physical fight with another man, wrestling or punching or kicking, whatever works. Need to get him just as bruised and battered as he gets me—if not moreso. Long to see split lips, bloody noses, and bruises…need to kiss his bloodied face and suck his bleeding lips. Need to prove I can establish dominance over him the old fashioned way before I get to top him, dominate him, humiliate him and rough him up some more. If I prove to him my manliness I should be allowed to fuck him as ruthlessly as I fought him
Honestly? Being hypnotized in the “pretty stupid obedient pet that can’t do anything unless told” is wonderful and lovely. However. I’m an absolute wreck over the idea of being hypnotized into a weapon, something strong and powerful and clever, but ultimately so, so obedient. Being hypnotized into topping, all rough hands and brute strength and perfect rhythm, except it’s all directed. Every single move, position, pace, all commanded by the handler, who in turn just gets to lay back and relax. Being a perfectly loyal hound, but no less dangerous. Having triggers used to help force down other submissives, a hunting dog on a leash.
Alright, chefs, times up! Put your knives down! If anyone actually cares about the final count, here it is!
Start: 11:37
End: 1:12
Length of sesh: 1 hour 35 mins
In other news, I'm going to spend the next two hours "loving myself" instead of doing any work at all
I'll update y'all when I'm done so you can get the final time lol
Gotta do it
I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash
Same lol
These himbofications audios might actually be taking a toll on my psyche. I've been struggling at, like, basic math, can't hardly focus, and I just tried to spell "maximum" as "maksimum"
Like, I know that's the goal, but I need to keep a little bit of brain. At least until I get out of college, y'know?
If I get 500 Reblogs, I will print this on my t-shirt and wear it to the gym
Reblog this if you want to pump yourself up to be perfect dumb muscle
Gotta find our bros
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If you feel like posing or flexing mindlessly, reblog this post.
REBLOG
IF YOU WANT
TO BE A
DUMB MUSCLE JOCK
May your passion for building muscle intensify with each passing moment
so when are they gonna invent testosterone with immediate effects that also makes you gain 100 lbs
You take a deep breath, feeling your ribcage expand as your chest rises. With a subtle command, each pec bounces twice in quick succession, a display of control and confidence. A satisfied smile slowly curves across your face.
“Be obscene.”
REBLOG
IF YOU WANT
TO BE A
DUMB MUSCLE JOCK
May your passion for building muscle intensify with each passing moment
Hey, can someone say "good boy"? Testing something out. Feeling experimental