Copper

Alienkin ~humans don't interact~

[mousegirlheart]

What is the charge? Smeeking a flower? A succulent smeeking flower?

[worldsworstfemale]

are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me are you mad at me

[yourconfessor]

You never have to worry about that, little one. If I'm mad at you, you will know because I will beat the fuck out of you. So if you aren't in pain, and I haven't promised you a punishment, then you know you've done nothing wrong.

And conversely, if you did do something wrong, you can be confident that I still love you. You'll apologise and I'll make sure you really regret what you did, then everything can be alright again

[worldsworstfemale]

ok

[bogosbinted]

Literally how God talks to Catholics

[daily-spooky]

[catchymemes]

[thesearethedaysofmylife]

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

[catchymemes]

[cannibalchicken]

[liostims]

Rat stimboard !!

A rat themed stimboard featuring cheesey foods!

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[catchymemes]

[the-cooler-erinsintra]

such a raw-ass pose. do you think they were asked to pose like this or they just did that

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[little-mephistopheles]

first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

[little-mephistopheles]

second day in the time loop i still suspect nothing

[little-mephistopheles]

third day in the time loop i realize that it has been tuck him in tuesday for 72 hours

[little-mephistopheles]

fourth day in the time loop i realize that spending money has no long term consequence. i go to waffle house 15 times

[little-mephistopheles]

fifth day in the time loop i am now sick of waffle house. i look up how much horses cost

[little-mephistopheles]

sixth day in the time loop i buy a horse. i dont know how to ride it

[little-mephistopheles]

seventh day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and watch youtube tutorials on horse riding

[little-mephistopheles]

eighth day in the time loop i buy the same horse again and i am getting better at riding it

[little-mephistopheles]

ninth day in the time loop. i once again buy the same horse. i can ride it successfully. it seems to know me

[little-mephistopheles]

tenth day in the time loop i buy the same horse and ride it to waffle house. i feed it hashbrowns and sweet tea

[everydaylouie]

Beginning Artist 🌻

[cali]

"hurt people hurt people" okay i will okay i will

[memewhore]

[valoricky]

This is a stupid conversation! and I'm not going to continue it! literally so fucking correct

[shouldabeentwins]

What I’m really proud of is the fact that he made SURE the audience understood why the caller was being an idiot. He made a PERFECT comparison, gave the caller an honest chance to re-evaluate and change his mind. His point landed, everyone knew it, even the caller (note his pause and almost hesitancy after being asked).

But when the caller decided to bulldoze on anyway, because god forbid actually listen to the other person in the conversation, the expert cut him off and refused his time. And good for him.

[weirdlylyricalnotes]

[VD: A tweet by @ g33kgurli, tweeted at 9:47 PM on Dec 17, 2021. It reads, "Perhaps the best clap back to antivaxxers and antimaskers." Attached is a video from The Thom Hartmann Program, where Hartmann is talking with a caller. The conversation goes as follows:

Caller: Hey Thom. Uh, I was listening to you for the last hour so, um, I heard survival of the fittest. Um, you know some of us choose not to vaccinate and uh--

Hartmann: You're nuts, Nicholas.

Caller: --because we work very hard about staying fit, eating healthy, and our natural immune system.

Hartmann: So Nicholas if you're so healthy, would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis or gonorrhea?

Caller: You're missing the point.

Hartmann: No, I'm not missing the point. They're contagious diseases. Would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis and gonorrhea and not worry about it because you're so healthy?

Caller: [pause] No, I wouldn't do that.

Hartmann: Okay, then why would you expose yourself to covid without having some protection?

Caller: Because the protection is my natural immunity.

Hartmann: No, it's not. Tell that--

Caller: Yes, yes, my natural immune system--

Hartmann: Tell that to eight hundred thousand dead Americans. Nicholas, this is- this is a stupid conversation and I'm not going to continue it.

/end VD]

[anarchopuppy]

Everyone who’s ever died of a disease had an immune system

[bgm05]

[runby2]

i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste

[flowerlady1917]

LETS GET ONE THING CLEAR, I CAN HANDLE THE SINS OF MAN ALL BY MY SELF OKAY!?

[808-bantar]

fucken die bro

[escuerzoresucitado]