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+ she/her or they/them + odd sleeping habits + get off my lawn +

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

This post was a success in being a terf blocklist btw

[lookin1080p-feelinvhs]

everyone needs Cougar being a bad ass on their dash

[fuckyeahoscarjaenada]

Óscar Jaenada // Photographed by Papo Weisman

[sparkly-butthole-on-ao3]

Daddy 😍😍😍

[irnsebastianstan]

peter p: but mr america sir, aren’t you technically only 33? are you sure you qualify for this?

steve, taking a senior citizen parking spot and claiming his 15th senior discount of the day: shut your mouth you’re like 5

[underoosstark]

broke - the team mocking steve for being ‘old’

woke - steve trying to get into a zoo for free because “fuck it i was born in 1918 I deserve the fucking seniors discount”

[writemeasandwich]

I mean yes sure he could just take the military discount and save just as much but it’s the principle of the thing dammit.

[arcaneapologist]

pool employee: sir, Mr. Captain America, this is a seniors water aerobics class.

steve: I was born in 1918 am I not a senior citizen?

exaspertated pool employee: yes, but why d-

steve: some of my friends are in this class just let me take it with them!

bucky, yelling, already in the pool: just let him in susan! you let me in!

[cartwheelandfaceplant]

Susan (whispering): he’s old? I let him in because I thought he was homeless and sad.

[madseance]

Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put the one thing you’re not allowed to have right in front of you, like what’s that about

[rupertgayesarchive]

op this is such a good take

[mnemmy-deactivated20210104]

@yarndarling

[sersi]

Steve Rogers: A Primer

[blueteaparty]

@mshenkoaddiction

[fuckyeahoscarjaenada]

Óscar Jaenada // Photographed by Papo Weisman

[sparkly-butthole-on-ao3]

Daddy 😍😍😍

[premiumchunk]

this is very important

link to watch it online

[savechahakyeon]

also to add: they racebent the character of william roque. instead of making him white, they cast idris elba.

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

[amberandmetal]

Some extra incentive:

[angryschnauzer]

@prplprincez

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

I love me some Jake Jensen so much

And Cougar. Omg

@scriggle-scraggle @daisyjm75 @amethystinawrites @heather-lynn

[boethiah]

update: apparently canberra’s skywhale was harpooned and died 

[boethiah]

Local resident Michelle Bedford says what she saw can only be described as ‘incredibly unlikely’ and ‘bizarrely beautiful’.

“The guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes I’ve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.

“We all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.”

It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.

The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ‘dumb, smug whale face’.

…

Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was “invigorated” to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldn’t ask for a “more fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.”

When asked if the ‘killing’ of the Skywhale had any allegorical significance or if the quest to find and destroy it was in some way symbolic of a larger tale Mr Ahab told reports “Nah mate, just f-ing hate that bloody whale.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

….This. THIS is art. 

[sexh8r]

when you guys said this thing had breast-like appendages yall really weren’t joking huh?

[in-quires]

I LOVE THE SKYWHALE

the above story isn’t true (c’mon, if someone named Ahab had really harpooned the Skywhale it would have been headline news everywhere just for the irony) but I ALSO LOVE THAT STORY

this whole post is what i love about tumblr, thank you, have an excellent day to everyone involved in this entire affair 

[lookin1080p-feelinvhs]

everyone needs Cougar being a bad ass on their dash

[mrchandlerbings]

[solskiela]

*BOOM*

“Happy New Years Coug.”

“Guys! Could you not wait till we’re home?”

[in-quires]

HAPPY NEW YEAR LOSERS 

[mykukula]

[in-quires]

THIS PICTURE IS NO LONGER ALLOWED ON TUMBLR IS IT 

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[aryashi]

#not with that attitude you can’t

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[star-spangled-jackass]

Good Cats.

[genderqueersteverogers]

ONE BAD CAT

[in-quires]

i love every cat 

[books-n-quotes]

Time is tricky. You have whole months, even years, when nothing changes a speck, when you don’t go anywhere or do anything or think one new thought. And then you can get hit with a day, or an hour, or a half a second when so much happens it’s almost like you got born all over again into some brand-new person you for damn sure never expected to meet.

E.R. Frank, Life Is Funny (via books-n-quotes)

[swvevo]

[luna-forever-1]

😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

[boogabeing]

Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

[captainlordauditor]