marty, im scared

[tomfowlery]

‪guy: you deserve an award for putting up with me‬

‪sam: YOU are my award!‬

‪guy: you deserve an award for putting up with me‬

‪michellee: yeah ur a real bitch sometimes‬

[guyandsam]

[fuitgymmi]

sam: goes to jail for tax evasion

ending pic by doodelli

[peaceandegg]

GENTLEMEN, FELLAS, AND HELLAS, OBSERVE.

[inactivemybaddddd]

everytime i see a post like this i absolutely fucking lose it im going goddamn bananas right now

[milich96]

Grouchy, pessimistic and unlucky character? Optimistic odd-ball that always wins? Ya just described my favorite shipping dynamic

[onebigeye]

those big ol’ hats are the perfect spot for some pride buttons, agree???

[cloverwoodss]

Listen……

I want their ship name to be I-Am-Am-I

[tsuncoon]

Its finals week so I'm not allowed to draw. So instead y'all get shitty quick to make memes.

[landing-amongst-the-planets]

I’M WITH YOU, MR. AM-I, GUY IS 100% A BOTTOM!👏🏼❤️👏🏼❤️👏🏼❤️

[tsuncoon]

Yay!!! HE IS SUCH A BOTTOM

[rayghosts]

if guy is a bottom then explain this image

[tsuncoon]

I just realized the context of this quote. Its about Guy saying it easier to surrender to Sam, not Guy telling Sam to surrender. So still bottom Guy 👌

[tsuncoon]

I can't be stopped

[incorrect-quotes-and-ham]

Sam: Hey Guy, when is your birthday?

Guy: September 17th.

Sam: Wow really? Mine’s September 26th! We’re so close!!

Guy: not as close as you think, I was born 1993.

Sam: ...I was born 1992....

Sam: *HUGE GASP*

He climbs on the table and gets right in Guys face.

Sam: I’m. Older. Then. YOUUUU!

Submitted by @thesoursugarcube-blog

[aweusil]

This literally sounds like Sam and something he would do SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE AN ANIMATIC ON THIS WITH SAM PLS I'LL LOVE YOU

[sallychanscraps]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[sallychanscraps]

my sweet Binch…..

[sallychanscraps]

well whom else would be voicing The Binch??????

[sallychanscraps]

i want to thank everyone for getting this horrible post to 40k notes today thank you

[sallychanscraps]

ITS DECEMBER!! 🎄 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!! 

[co27]

i made a briefcase buddies playlist please listen to it i wasted three hours of my life doing this

[a-easle-a]

Guy has failed the vibe check

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

this is not a man whose heart you want to break

[guy-am-i]

you can really tell how much of a furry a geah fan is by how they draw the characters

[guyandsam]

Guy going inside Sam’s trailer and seeing dozens of fake license plates and phony disguises: damn bitch you live like this