eat me

DAB

[hornetstabber]

[fancybroom]

Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !

Me after 7 tequila shots:

[snowradish]

This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand

[puyopuyo]

what the fuck

[puyopuyo]

[the-worm-man]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[catchymemes]

Aaron Earned An Iron Urn

@dooleyfunny | IG

[jfc-set-theory]

“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”

“Mmhmm”

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

Google Andrew Yang!

damn, thats fuckin lame bro. thanks for the heads up!

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[everythingfox]

Face to face with a 90 year old turtle

🎥: Nicholas Breaux

[fortidogi]

:3

[somecutething]

Maggie has got some serious sea legs!

(via Kale Pixey)

[abandonedbarn-deactivated202005]

I’m fuvking obsessed with this video

[melxncholymermxid]

She’s just vibing

[egberts]

glad they made it

[togepipi]

and the other one! h

[togepipi]

homest

[egberts]

[pissvortex]

[fakeboitherottengirl]

[c3po]

shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[pissvortex]

[shoopsi]

[yotzuyu]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Yeah bro you can perform your human experiments on me ;)

[anime-girls-against-tax-fraud-d]

Ma’am this is a maximum security labratory and only select personnel are allowed on the premises. Please stop breaking into the facility and winking at the guards

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Once again biphobia strikes

[24karatdead]

My Gf… Is A Cup

[redtearstonering]

explain

[24karatdead]

Holds Me