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Jax, 26 Dragon age and other stuff

[hallaslin]

I'm Jax I like funny stuff and video games and pretty much anything that has dragons in it. I'm no longer tagging vg spoilers and I did not like it.

I hate genocide, terfs, and anyone I just find annoying.

[lelianasbong]

Favorite MAGE romance in Dragon Age?

Morrigan

Merrill

Anders

Dorian

Solas

Bellara

Neve

Emmrich

Other / nuance / results

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

[spoonitate]

dwarven CRAFTS fine drawven crafts 👌🏆👌🏆👌🏆👌🏆👌🏆 💎 dwarven crafts👌 direct 💎 from👌👌 orzimmar👌👌dir 👌 ect👌👌👌 from 💎 orzimmar 💎 💎 you won’t find them 💯 anywhere else💯  fine dwarven crafts (chorus: ᵈⁱʳᵉᶜᵗ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵒʳᶻⁱᵐᵐᵃʳ) 💯 👌DIRECT👌 👌FRO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ mMMMMᎷМ 👌 Orzimmar👌👌 👌 💯 👌🏆🏆🏆👌👌won’t find them anywhere else 💎 🏆

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[aropride]

realizing there's no logical reason for the characters to be doing the thing you want them to be doing

realizing that just means you can find an illogical reason instead

[catchymemes]

[audliminal]

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[seracadash]

[mylordshesacactus]

Do you ever think about what the start of ME1 must have been like for the Council. Like, the human embassy is being annoying so they picked one (1) human to send on a few milk runs to make sure her 100% political appointment wasn’t gonna blow up in their faces. That’s it.

They’re sitting there like “what’s next on the docket. ah yes, the job interview for the diversity hire”

and then she kicks down the door and the first words out of her mouth are “THE REGIONAL MANAGER IS WORKING FOR A CULT OF BILLION-YEAR-OLD MACHINES TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY, THIS WAS REVEALED TO ME IN A DREAM”

and everyone acts like YOU’RE being unreasonable for politely reminding her that this is a wendy’s.

[mass-effect-heritage-posts]

Mass Effect heritage post

[stranger-phenomena]

The best part is later that day she comes back with “THIS UNVERIFIED RECORDING A RANDOM STRANGER GAVE ME PROVES THE REGIONAL MANAGER IS WORKING FOR A CULT OF BILLION-YEAR-OLD MACHINES TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN THE GALAXY!”

And they’re just like, “damn, she’s right”, and appoint her the new regional manager on the spot without asking a single question.

[control-shift-z]

But it doesn’t end there. The diversity hire’s ship fucking explodes and she dies. Super dead. They checked. “Fragments of the armor she was wearing found charred on the planet surface” kind of dead.

Two years later she strolls into their office, apparently perfectly healthy, and opens with “THE BUG MEN FROM A BLACK HOLE ARE IN ON THE CONSPIRACY AND THEYRE TURNING PEOPLE INTO GOO TO SUMMON SATAN. I LEARNED THIS FROM A DELIRIOUS CHILD. AND THAT IS WHY I JOINED A TERRORIST CELL. ALSO CAN I BE THE REGIONAL MANAGER AGAIN THANKS.”

They let her be the regional manager again. What else were they supposed to do?

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %

[so-many-ocs]

no dude it's so cool how attached you are to that character who is singled out and ostracized due to the external monstrousness that clashes with their internal spark of humanity. and i love how drawn you are to themes of horror and love, nature versus nurture, otherness, isolation, and the abject. i bet you have normal feelings about your own personhood

[hallaslin]

The only canon da2 playthrough is the playthough you do drunk

[hallaslin]

The only canon da2 playthrough is the playthough you do drunk

[donnovien]

Do you block people in the same fandom as you just because you don't like their takes?

[justonepurpose]

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