[whitepeopletwitter]

[gingersofficial]

[candiikismet]

Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.

[112196355]

Playing dumb is a survival mechanism every woman u ever seen acting dumb is not actually dumb

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

PATRICK MCCORMACK

[fear-not-beloved]

“But the things that we feel most deeply, we ought to learn to be silent about, at least until we have talked them over thoroughly with God.”

— Elisabeth Elliot (via untilonlyloveremains-blog)

[insomniac-arrest]

every year during Daylight Savings I am reminded that we made up time and that we made up time poorly

[celesteapollon]

sometimes i wonder if you think about me late at night when you can’t fall asleep, or maybe even during the day when you catch a glimpse of something that reminds you of me. because i do. i think of you a lot more than i’d like to.

i’m not sure if i want to know the answer.

[cornbreadxmilk-deactivated20220]

I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically

[fuckyahumor]

thanks man

[ampervadasz]

[not-hard-to-love]

[remanence-of-love]

[remanence-of-love]

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[floralls]

by Marti Gutfreund

[lesbianshepard]

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

[aureat]

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

[wherechaosmeetskarma]

I found her.

[mcsnuggie-deactivated20131031]

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

[remanence-of-love]