This is what I do with my life.

Socially inept 20-something with sudden cravings for jalapeno poppers.

[catchymemes]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[rlconasty]

Pokemon stadium beedrill string shot animation gif

[rlconasty]

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[etruscan-boar-vessel]

me after developing a debilitating fruit addiction

[dogpuppy]

[truedomdaddy]

[ramshacklefey]

[viralfrog]

[redmyeyes]

Tramell Tillman in SEVERANCE 1.07 // 2.10

[antiquesintheattic]

oh okay

[animentality]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[anoia]

Post approved

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[cannibalings]

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

[imadititom]

My knees...

Fun fact Kartuli is a courting dance.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]