Sorrows, Prayers

[animentality]

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[imaginarycircus]

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

[therothwoman]

They played it on an accordion

[teaboot]

Bro I think you met Weird Al

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[zegalba]

I-80 highway through Wyoming. nicknamed The Sisters, for the three sets of hills that create an optical illusion of the road rising into the sky

[netscaper]

[amultitudeofsins]

If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

[illithidjamison]

WHAT

[amultitudeofsins]

Sensitivity to nickel is extremely common amd despite this, clothing manufacturers often use it because it is cheap. A coat or two of nail polish is an effective barrier between the allergen and your skin. Goodbye forever. Do not forget my wisdom

[mtridactyla]

treat i can't afford save me

[mtridactyla]

treat i can't afford

[mtridactyla]

save me treat i can't afford

[babsvibes]

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

[sailoreuterpe]

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

[lucidloving]

Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena // Alain de Botton, Essays in Love // Eden Robinson, "Writing Prompts for the Broken-Hearted" // Chloe Liese, Always Only You // Anne Carson and Euripides, An Oresteia // Two—Sleeping At Last // Studio Bones, SK8 the Infinity // Trista Mateer, "is it okay to say this?" // @moodylilac // D. H. Lawrence, "The Rainbow"

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Especially when we were given so many of them!

- passed on

- no more

- ceased to be

- expired

- gone to meet his maker

- stiff

- bereft of life

- rests in peace

- pushing up daisies

- his metabolic processes are now history

- off the twig

- kicked the bucket

- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil

- run down the curtain

- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible

- this is an EX-PARROT

[angst-and-fajitas]

[seasonallydefective]

“Remove you from the census”

[ferociouslys]

“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006

[cincinnatiburgoo]

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣😂🤣

[neil-gaiman]

It's the capital letter shouting that I love so much.

[gracelessnight]

how strange it is, for someone to exist where they are, yet with you. how a certain scent reminds you of how a friend used to bake their cookies, how distant laughter sends your head instinctively turning. how my senses were taught to alert me of you even when you’re so far gone, like a dog sitting at a train station day after day, awaiting its owner who might never come home.

[radiofreederry]

I'm sorry but Americans are simply not the weird ones here for taking basic safety precautions before operating a piece of mechanical equipment!

[nateistakensblog-deactivated202]

See the difference is that outside of the US people don't need to worry about helmets because the roads and streets are actually safe

[radiofreederry]

ASPHALT IS ASPHALT AND CONCRETE IS CONCRETE

[dayvan]

roads in europe are made out of magical super bouncy jello concrete

[fans4wga]

WHY THEY STRIKE: Sean Astin (SAG), Member of the SAG-AFTRA Negotiating Committee & Actor on Lord of the Rings

"They're paying us late. At Universal. And Warner Brothers. And Disney. And Amazon. And Hulu. And Netflix. Are you kidding me?" Sean Astin makes an impassioned speech on the SAG picket line. Today, August 13, 2023 marks 30 days since the start of their strike (July 14, 2023).

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