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“And every day, the world will drag you by the hand, yelling, “This is important! And this is important! And this is important! You need to worry about this! And this! And this!” And each day, it’s up to you to yank your hand back, put it on your heart and say, “No. This is what’s important.”

— Iain S. Thomas, I Wrote This for You (via amortizing)

My cat Spoon’s face when my drunk uncle offered him his own shot glass.

princesstigerbelle

kaijuno

There’s a lot happening here

unclefather

murderer in my dreams: i’m going to kill you!

me: No!

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.

pissvortex

this auto generated video my phone made is fucking destroying me

dulect

Cop: Have you been drinking?

Me: I been drankin’

Cop: Surfbort

Me: Surfbort

hyvä ja pyöreä….

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this

wizardlyghost

stick it to the fridge

ansixilus

If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

also I play the banjo so I keep the nails on my right hand much longer than my left and I hate how short nails look so I DID switch hands