[dykemd]

can you please promise you will try having reading comprehension skills? for me 🥺

[useless-englandfacts]

nature is healing <3

[calm-before-the]

a 12 pack of dr pepper is like a monkeys paw but instead of 3 wishes you get 12 and you can only wish for a can of dr pepper

[cannibalchicken]

[entryn17]

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

[entryn17]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[ashstfu]

dance in the kitchen & eat nourishing food

[vergak]

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

[vergak]

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[animentality]

[damazcuz]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[orkyydorky]

this too shall pass

[orkyydorky]

HURRY UP

[melaninerd]

[eclogues]

being paranoid is funny bc like well what if i'm right

[orcboxer]

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

[that-house]

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.