I've got a sunset in my veins

Tim, 26, automotive painter. cars, video games, music and cats. I don't blog anything specific really.

[dailyshowbiz]

#college life

[vivienvalentino]

— Kiki’s Delivery Service 1989, dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[reinerist]

Favorite cartoons from this decade 

[problematiq]

Then you’ve learned nothing. - No, I’ve learned everything. And I’ve had to learn it on my own.

[reinerist]

“Um, Beatrice, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew? We need money.”

[turing-tested]

you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

[kaijuno]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[celestialshawty]

This is actually really cute I love it

[dreamskitty]

[k-eke]

Cat-erpillar.

[princesstigerbelle]

I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv

[abandonrun]

athletes

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[nyanbinyuri]

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

[drneverland]

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

[accordingtomyresearch]

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

[aampharros]

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

[beemojis]

describing something as “interesting” means it sucks bad

[imagens-prontas]

[teathattast]

[milqi]

That cat is going to murder the man in the dark of night.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

alas, he will be unable to murder the man because the accordion noises that now accompany his every move make stealth impossible

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

[museifushindoushugi]

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

[romy7]

thanks