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/insəˈkyo͝or/: not confident or assured; uncertain and anxious.

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cries cuz i was gonna delete this blog but nope don’t have the willpower--i am on a hiatus for this nerd mostly but i will be back. add me on skype if you’d ever wanna rp on there or ask for one of my other blogs~

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awkward mun face to show off my almost finished cosplay. im going to ax as hinata tomorrow so hmu if you're going!!!

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in an attempt to resuscitate my activity-- like for a starter!

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     This is your h e a r t                  can you feel it ?                                   can you feel it ?

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shit shit i havent been on here in a while IM SO SORRY EVERYONE IVE BEEN ON VACATION AND PREPARING FOR A CON. I’LL GET MY ASS BACK IN GEAR I SWEAR PLS DONT LEAVE ME

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mxttsun:

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         “That sounds like an excellent idea! If I suggested it then he’d probably hit me so hard I’d pass out and I just don’t need that right now.”

                     “He’ll probably still choose you to hit,          even if me and Hana are there at the same time.”

         “I really wish you weren’t right...Iwa-cha is so brutal to me! It’s not like I’m the only one who does anything!”

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mxttsun replied to your post: "There's been some real friction in our friend...

“Clearly we need a third-year meeting and we can ask him then.”

         “That sounds like an excellent idea! If I suggested it then he’d probably hit me so hard I’d pass out and I just don’t need that right now.”

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"There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships."

         “You know that doesn’t sound like a bad idea, but I don’t think Iwa-chan would be very up for it. He’s such a prude you know.”

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Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters

"I'm weird, you're weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn't for the fact I find you repulsive."

"Boobs are really just squishy pillows."

"Stop helping. You suck at helping. Plot my death instead, you'd probably end up helping me!"

"I don't trust shrinks ever since I realized that if you put a space in the right place therapist becomes 'the rapist'."

"I'd fuck you if only your no no parts matched my no no parts... By the way I'm gay."

"I was so deep in the closet I could see the next four years of Christmas presents."

"I dunno man Heaven just seems boring. Sign me up for hell."

"So I tried to freak him out by saying I wanted to get married and instead of breaking up with me he fucking proposes."

"I'm trying to seduce a nerd. How do you say 'I wanna fuck you in my backseat' in Klingon?"

"If you don't get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you."

"I wanna destroy our friendship... Let's play Monopoly."

"I wish I had a twin so when I kill my enemies I can just blame it on them."

"Blasphemy! Sex solves everything."

"He smelt like an old person and for some reason that turned me on."

"I mean really Vampires aren't sexy unless your into bloodplay."

"Look there's nothing wrong with aspiring to be a trophy wife."

"If a person with multiple personalities kills themselves is that suicide or homicide?"

"I know he's old but I'd totally fuck Harrison Ford."

"I don't need food to sustain me. Only cuddles."

"I could spend days just groping your ass and be happy. And "I say that in a completely nonsexual way."

"I just want to be Mulan. Is that too much to ask?"

"There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character."

"I'm gonna lay down and die for like half hour kay?"

"Don't say 'I love you' Just give me cake. I'll get the message."

"There's been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships."

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silenciis:

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        “Well I might have a small, fun idea. It has almost 0% chance to fail.” It wasn’t anything they could get in trouble for–surprisingly. It was just a little request he’d gotten from a club on his campus, and right now was the perfect opportunity to fulfill it.

                º º º  ❝ and i don’t want to be part of it ❞ spoke with hands pressed together––hoping for whatever reason this plan of his wouldn’t have to with him––not in the slightest. 

        “But Kei-chan you would be perfect. No one else can do this but you. You’re my only hope.” He stressed hoping some sense of duty would compel the setter to helping him out.

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NFSW ANON HOUR

send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them

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me: gets a 'good' in the beginning of the song

me: what is the point of living

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tagged by karasutaichou

Why did you choose your URL? ok since one of my favorite aspects of oikawa’s character is how he struggles to be the best and the fear of losing/being left behind/etc. So incertxs=incertus which is the latin word for ‘uncertain’ ouo

What is your middle name? it’s rachel. not as fitting for me as my first name but i like it.

If you could own a fairytale / fictional pet, what would it be? pokemon. probably something like an eevee or  squirtle or growlilthe..

Favourite colour(s)? teal and red are my favorites

Favourite song? right now...? laura palmer by bastille

What are your top five fandoms? dgm, hunter x hunter, haikyuu, welcome to night vale and...gsnk?? 

Why do you enjoy Tumblr? bc i am lazy trash who cant get a job. also i met a few cool people B)

Tag 9 of your Tumblr crushes: lacxrtus swansets prxmum duplicitouscaptain motheriisms pax--bubo makkiro mxttsun mikorisms

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•II Bump in the Night II•

        He wasn’t sneaking out because he was scared or some nonsense like that. Ghost stories were the norm at a training camp, and Oikawa had listened to plenty of them without getting the least bit scared. There was just too much noise around and maybe it could be classified as creepy, but Oikawa would claim it was just annoying.

        So keeping a wary eye out he snuck out of the room the third years were sharing and went to find a more quiet room. With his phone in his pocket he felt well equipped to get away from all that creaking and groaning he had heard. There were only teams staying at this inn so he was bound to find at least one empty room since people tended to share for camps. The captain crept through the rooms listening carefully for any sounds until he found one that was blissfully empty.

        There was a rolled up futon in the corner that he ignored for one of the new ones folded by the door. Setting it up he started to get himself settled before he suddenly heard a shuffle behind him. Freezing for a moment he prayed that it was just the wind, the walls or just anything easily explained and not terrifying. To his dismay another shuffle was heard followed by a groan and he couldn’t ignore it anymore.

        Slowly he craned his neck and illuminated was a large figure. The shock sent Oikawa falling backwards and an undignified yelp bursting from his lips. “G-g-ghost!”

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He had heard that there was another volleyball team staying at the inn, but Kuroo did not question it much. It wasn’t that surprising, considering the fact that there was a training camp in the area. The others wanted to challenge them to a practice game, but Kuroo told them that could wait. They had all weekend, after all, so why rush into things? It wasn’t a matter of being unprepared or afraid of losing, but rather, he never went into a game half - assed.

Today had been a hard day of training – and he was certain the next four days would be just as hard. But, there was something so satisfying about these training camps, because every time, they always left a little stronger. A little better than when they first came. Volleyball was his life, and he loved it more than anything.

Washing off the day’s sweat and relaxing sore muscles with a hot bath, the third - year finally returned to his room. He swore that if he had to spend another night with Yamato and his snoring, he was going to strangle him in his sleep. Which was why he was given his own room; something Kuroo had worked hard for, raised and saved his own money for. 

Hearing something from inside his room, the Captain paused before the door. Lifting the towel to dry off the side of his head, he sighed. Who would have the guts to trespass into his room? Other than Kenma, anyway Sliding the door open slowly, he spotted an unexpected figure and a sneer tugged at his lips.

“ BOO. “ 

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        Once the irrational fear had subsided Oikawa was able to calm himself down and realize this was no ghost. Although he almost wished it was as he had completely lost his cool in front of whoever this was. He was able to guess that this was a member of one of the other teams, and he had thoroughly embarassed himself by letting his heightened nerves get the best of him.

        “T-that wasn’t funny!” He shouted while swiftly pushing himself up back to his feet so he didn’t feel quite so small. Sadly he didn’t tower over this boy like he did so many others if anything he seemed to be just a smidge taller than the setter himself. Still he held his ground and tried to school his expression from exasperated frustration into something more neutral, but the best he could do was a mild pout. However it was harder to ease that wild look from his eyes after a scare like that. 

        “Who are you anyway? I thought this room was empty.” Oikawa all but demanded with his hands now on his hips. All he had wanted was some peace and quiet away from the ghost stories and groaning pipes. Now he had a troublemaker on his hands.

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     “A kiss? Sure! If you agree to buy me an after practice snack for the rest of the week that is~” He sang in a cheery tone while striking his usual expression. One of absolute cuteness and charm as Oikawa often insisted.

     He was doubting Mattsun would really kiss him, but if he did at least he got some free milk bread for a week! “I doubt you can handle me though.”

                                                                                                      “Fuuu~un.”

                   A week of snacks?            Probably milk bread, knowing his captain.                               Not exactly an expensive price to pay.

                                                                                (Cheaper than buying                                                                     Hanamaki his cream puffs, honestly.)

                    A large hand lifts,                               long fingers                                                             calloused from years of blocking                          drag fingertips along Oikawa’s jaw           coming to rest at his chin.                                         Holding gently.                                                             Lifting.

                                                                     “You know…”                     Matsukawa starts in a murmur,                               leaning closer,                                         shortening the distance between them.

         “I never thought you’d be so cheap.”

                                                  And then the distance is closed entirely,                                    a press of lips against lips,                                               lingering but firm.

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        The first touch Oikawa thought it could still be Matsukawa kidding around. He was more of a troublemaker than he first appeared to be so the setter felt confident. A smile still wide across his lips, but then when it was prolonged he started to feel like this was serious.

        When the other leaned in close he refused to back up as if this was some sort of challenge he had to win. Then the unexpected words made heat quickly rush to his cheeks with the implications that he was bursting to protest against. Then there were lips on his and his mind shut down. There was no arguments or exclamations just a bizzare mixture of white noise and the equivalent of an alarm going off in his head as he tried to process what was happening.

        He was seriously being kissed by Matsukawa. It didn’t feel bad? It felt kind of good if he had to admit--not that he would. Not ever, but now he wasn’t sure if kissing back was the right option. The setter felt utterly out of control in this situation so he didn’t know how to act.

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                       The time for graduation came and went way faster than he had                        first expected.  Here  he  was  now outside of the school gates.                        He looked behind him towards the building, feeling a  sense of                         longing. There was no  doubt  that  he  was  going  to  miss his                        time at this school, but there was  more  to  look  forward  to in                         the future.  Iwaizumi  smiled  a  bit,  pushing  his  hand  into his                         jacket,  where  a  small  box  rested.   It  was   almost   time, he                         mentally reminded  himself  just  as  a  certain  idiot decided to                         finally meet him at the front gates. 

                                『 What took you so damn long? Your fangirls? 』                 

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         “Sorry sorry! They all wanted to take pictures and I couldn’t get away.” Oikawa said as he started jogging towards the other. He had an unknown tension freed from his shoulders upon spotting Iwaizumi. The now graduate had no clue why he so often worried the other might leave him for annoyances like this when Iwaizumi had stuck with him so long. Each of them were so minor in the face of everything they had been together.

        Still as irrational as the worries were he felt lucky that they always cleared the moment he saw the other’s face and any ache in his heart was replaced by the pleasant warmth of his own feelings. Empowered by both the freedom from school both through graduation and proximity he nonchalantly took the other’s hand in his before grinning over at him, “So where to Iwa-chan? You said you wanted to go somewhere?”