John Green it's ok to love dick

oh my goddddDdDDdDddddddddd

[crowleylesbian]

any media:

you nerds: oh man... what if.. this sad thing happened to these characters 🥺 and everything was bad 🤧

me, huge meat and brain:

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

in Assassins Creed 4 cows can walk in front of the camera while you’re in the middle of a board game, making it unplayable.

[caden]

whoa… just like in real life

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[catchymemes]

[phalloid-destroyer-deactivated2]

[catchymemes]

[excellentbitch]

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

[excellentbitch]

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

[silverstrike]

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

[cryol]

I love him

[mj-theskywitch]

yall r missing the BEST one

[your-villainous-neighbour]

I might have just found myself a new idol

[wankchan]

[pollydoodles]

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

[stilldanytrash]

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

[azurebones]

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

[thefullestco]

[babyfairy]

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

guy: *says females instead of women*

me:

[catchymemes]

[liquidstar]

[homoquartz]

snart

[needsmoreexplosions]

snart rights

[dracoto]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[set-underwear-to-no]

Matt you CANNOT keep that just in the tags oh my GOD

[yo-its-matt]

oh, this?

[sipisttoo]

the fact that geralt, of inhuman stamina and all that, makes jaskier walk beside him while he gets to ride a horse is SO funny FUCK that twink ig

[sipisttoo]

geralt, incapable of tiring: you got legs 

[sipisttoo]

geralt having to save jaskiers life bc he fucked another married person:

[catchymemes]

[rosetintmyworld84]