TRY GUYS GET BRAZILIAN WAXES
taken from here because this was too ridiculous not to meme.
“ a brazilian wax is, of course, one that’s done in brazil. ”
“ i’m not happy. i don’t wanna do this, i’m not interested in this…i don’t deserve this. ”
“ how am i gonna explain this at bath time? ”
“ we’re gonna be on all fours like a dog…you could fart. ”
“ i don’t want a boner in the office. ”
“ i don’t think i’m gonna get a boner. historically it hasn’t always been up to me. ”
“ one of my fears is that my dick is gonna come clean off. ”
“ it just felt weird to pooh bear it. ”
“ we’re all sweating, i’m fear sweating. ”
“ i don’t feel the best version of me… ”
“ is it customary afterward to say ‘thank you daddy’? ”
“ this is the moment i realize we’re in it, and there’s really nothing i can do. ”
“ that was a little bit more than expected, daddy! ”
“ woo, first cuts the deepest, i’m sure it’s gonna be great after that. ”
“ i feel like steam just shot out of my ears, i feel like i’m in a cartoon. ”
“ my whole body just suddenly got drenched in sweat. ”
“ scrotum…yeah that’s right i said it. ”
“ there is hot wax on my nutsacks. ”
“ grip it and rip it, baby. ”
“ it’s a jungle out there… ”
“ the only ones i’ve seen are on the back of trucks. ”
“ depends on your threshold…if you’re a weakling, you’re gonna be a weakling forever. ”
“ i’ve completely forgotten about the fact that i’m naked. ”
“ as i stare deeply into ____’s eyes i really gotta watch out for the accidental boner. ”
“ it’s a fear boner, it’s a real thing. ”
“ oh i’m in the home stretch now? you’re just rounding third base and sliding into my asshole. ”
“ i need to warn you that i think my butthole is sweaty right now…”
“ my biggest fear was that i was gonna have a little poopoo in my butthole. ”
“ oh my god, ahh, there’s hot wax in my butthole…what a sensation. guys you gotta try this. ”
“ that’s the number one fart pose right there…that feels dangerous. ”
“ she’s just folding up my ass like a table. ”
“ it feels crazy, i feel so ashamed. ”
“ oh my god my asshole is so barren, that’s incredible. ”
“ it’s like when you vacuum a really dirty carpet, it’s satisfying. ”
“ you know i’ve always wanted my dick to be referred to as oddly satisfying. ”












