my house. my rules.

Im out ✌️

[sleepy-bebby]

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

Important update

[husband]

this website is free

[finalfantasy1997-moved-deactiva]

so many male characters are held back by the fact that they're not wearing earrings when they so clearly should be wearing earrings

[millionsknives]

one of my coworkers has this sticker on his water bottle and it sends me into hysterics every time i see it

[unicouniuni]

Uni.

[christopher575]

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

[jimnutto-deactivated20230114]

[thememedaddy]

[siberiannette-deactivated202301]

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

[pileofknives]

[fatehbaz]

great news

at least 2.5 million ants for every human being

Headline, image, caption, and text as published by: Shannon Banks. “How many ants live on Earth? At least 20 quadrillion, scientists say.” Mongabay. 12 December 2022. [Reporting on this new paper: P. Schultheiss et. al. “The abundance, biomass, and distribution of ants on Earth.” Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, 119 (40). September 2022.]

[creekfiend]

Where do I write in to receive my ants

[pudgykitties]

Behold

[loneliestgirl15]

I like listening to ppl talk so i can see whats normal and whats not normal

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[girard]

Try my recipe boy

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

this is awkward but they sent me here to maim you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

scale of 1 to 10, how insensitive am i allowed to be about prince philip’s death? bc i have a joke i really want to make…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

eh screw that jazz

Artist’s Rendition of the Death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh c. 2021

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[thenatsdorf]

Cat loves showers. (via)

[queenqueso]

[von-felden]