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106: $160 parking ticket? fuck you, virginia beach

173: nice. how fast

106:

106: did you just ask me how fast I was going on a parking ticket?

#scp 106 #scp 173 #incorrect quotes #incorrect scp quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #tw swearing #gOODNESS i forgot this account existed for a bit #wE'RE BACK BABEY #and with so many more scp introjects than before help /lh

049: yoU CAN'T JUST WIN EVERY ARGUMENT BY SAYING "FUCK YOU" AT THE END

173: FUCK YOU

#scp 049 #scp 173 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #tw caps #tw swearing #honestly forgot about this blog-#time to get to redecorating

incorrect--chaos

035: tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

173: thank you for this bespoke nightmare

106: bro forget that how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

starcrossedclown

okay but what if larry was the bone fairy itself

incorrect--chaos

I thought he already was

173: y'know, everyone's always "touch grass this" or "touch grass that"

173: bitch, we're in a facility. THERE IS NO GRASS

#scp 173 #scp foundation #scp facility #scp containment breach #scp shitposting #tw swearing #we'rE BAAAACK #and found out we're a system #plus we have a 173 introject #so have this #technically we knew we were a system back in august but we only just felt comfortable enough to say it on here

173, backed up into a corner: p,,please,, I just want to know where the exit is-

999, shattering a plate:

999: S T W A W B E W W I E S

#scp 173 #scp 999 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #i like to imagine that 173 is terrified of 999 :]#mainly just doesn't want to be touched by it cause the texture's all weird

079: nothing's in the logs.

035: what is a log? is it a job title for online games?

173: tree trunk, you dumbass

049: ..it refers to past records.

#scp 079 #scp 035 #scp 173 #scp 049 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #tw swearing #thank you loach for this amazing screenshot

173: you can say "have a nice day!" without a problem

173: but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.

049, who's just been woken up by 173 and having none of it: how did you get in here

#scp 173 #scp 049 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #he burst in through the window.

173: so, you know how it's officially national throw short people day, right?

079:

173: you know what that means,,

079: do NOT

173, picking up 079's monitor and chucking it:

#scp 173 #scp 079 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #i was pacing in my room trying to figure out how this could go #'hmm.. who's the shortest out of them all"#then it hit me

173 and 682 but it's just this video

#scp 173 #scp 682 #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #and 106 is the one behind the camera #i can't stop thinking about this video #Youtube

hear me out

what if 173 falls over like a scared goat when he gets startled or something shoves him too hard

#scp 173 #scp headcanons #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #i can't get this vision out of my head #now all i have is 173 falling over like a goat

035: alright doc, truth or dare?

049: truth.

035: how much sleep did you get this week?

049:

049: dare.

035: go to bed.

049, steadily growing nervous: I'm not sure I like this game-

#scp 049 #scp 035 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #scp containment breach #doC GO TO BED

173: I prevented a murder today.

049, genuinely surprised: really? how'd you do that?

173: self-control

#scp 173 #scp 049 #incorrect quotes #incorrect scp quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #scp containment breach

035: oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside

049:

049: sock, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn,,

035, sipping coffee from a bowl:

#scp 035 #scp 049 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #scp containment breach #i've been laughing at this for ten minutes

035: use my correct pronouns.

035: before I make you past/tense.

#scp 035 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp containment breach #scp shitposting #no chill

106, phasing in through the floor: why hello.

049: hello there.

035: so, uh,, why am I in this, exactly?

106: SCP gone wrong.

035: ah.

035: we must get peanut in this

173, who's been standing there the whole time: I am right fucking here.

#scp 106 #scp 049 #scp 035 #scp 173 #incorrect scp quotes #incorrect quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp containment breach #scp shitposting #tw swearing #based on discord messages

173: I wish you could block people in real life,,

049: restraining order.

106: murder

#scp 173 #scp 049 #scp 106 #incorrect quotes #incorrect scp quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #i was going to have 173 as the final line #but nah

049: you can't run your life on nothing but pure spite.

035: fucking watch me

#scp 049 #scp 035 #incorrect quotes #incorrect scp quotes #scp fandom #scp foundation #scp shitposting #tw swearing

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