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mainly an scp-focused incorrect quote blog, at least for now run by mod holly | osdd-1b sys | she/it | he/they collectively | minor if you're an scp-173 fan then this is the place for you, buckaroo pro/ship and non-traumagenics + supporters dni

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106: $160 parking ticket? fuck you, virginia beach

173: nice. how fast

106:

106: did you just ask me how fast I was going on a parking ticket?

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049: yoU CAN'T JUST WIN EVERY ARGUMENT BY SAYING "FUCK YOU" AT THE END

173: FUCK YOU

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035: tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

173: thank you for this bespoke nightmare

106: bro forget that how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

[starcrossedclown]

okay but what if larry was the bone fairy itself

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I thought he already was

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173: y'know, everyone's always "touch grass this" or "touch grass that"

173: bitch, we're in a facility. THERE IS NO GRASS

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173, backed up into a corner: p,,please,, I just want to know where the exit is-

999, shattering a plate:

999: S T W A W B E W W I E S

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079: nothing's in the logs.

035: what is a log? is it a job title for online games?

173: tree trunk, you dumbass

049: ..it refers to past records.

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173: you can say "have a nice day!" without a problem

173: but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.

049, who's just been woken up by 173 and having none of it: how did you get in here

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173: so, you know how it's officially national throw short people day, right?

079:

173: you know what that means,,

079: do NOT

173, picking up 079's monitor and chucking it:

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173 and 682 but it's just this video

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hear me out

what if 173 falls over like a scared goat when he gets startled or something shoves him too hard

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035: alright doc, truth or dare?

049: truth.

035: how much sleep did you get this week?

049:

049: dare.

035: go to bed.

049, steadily growing nervous: I'm not sure I like this game-

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173: I prevented a murder today.

049, genuinely surprised: really? how'd you do that?

173: self-control

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035: oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside

049:

049: sock, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn,,

035, sipping coffee from a bowl:

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035: use my correct pronouns.

035: before I make you past/tense.

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106, phasing in through the floor: why hello.

049: hello there.

035: so, uh,, why am I in this, exactly?

106: SCP gone wrong.

035: ah.

035: we must get peanut in this

173, who's been standing there the whole time: I am right fucking here.

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173: I wish you could block people in real life,,

049: restraining order.

106: murder

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049: you can't run your life on nothing but pure spite.

035: fucking watch me