106: $160 parking ticket? fuck you, virginia beach
173: nice. how fast
106:
106: did you just ask me how fast I was going on a parking ticket?

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@incorrect--chaos
106: $160 parking ticket? fuck you, virginia beach
173: nice. how fast
106:
106: did you just ask me how fast I was going on a parking ticket?
049: yoU CAN'T JUST WIN EVERY ARGUMENT BY SAYING "FUCK YOU" AT THE END
173: FUCK YOU
035: tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.
173: thank you for this bespoke nightmare
106: bro forget that how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow
okay but what if larry was the bone fairy itself
I thought he already was
173: y'know, everyone's always "touch grass this" or "touch grass that"
173: bitch, we're in a facility. THERE IS NO GRASS
173, backed up into a corner: p,,please,, I just want to know where the exit is-
999, shattering a plate:
999: S T W A W B E W W I E S
079: nothing's in the logs.
035: what is a log? is it a job title for online games?
173: tree trunk, you dumbass
049: ..it refers to past records.
173: you can say "have a nice day!" without a problem
173: but you can't say "enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding vaguely threatening.
049, who's just been woken up by 173 and having none of it: how did you get in here
173: so, you know how it's officially national throw short people day, right?
079:
173: you know what that means,,
079: do NOT
173, picking up 079's monitor and chucking it:
173 and 682 but it's just this video
hear me out
what if 173 falls over like a scared goat when he gets startled or something shoves him too hard
035: alright doc, truth or dare?
049: truth.
035: how much sleep did you get this week?
049:
049: dare.
035: go to bed.
049, steadily growing nervous: I'm not sure I like this game-
173: I prevented a murder today.
049, genuinely surprised: really? how'd you do that?
173: self-control
035: oh, just so you know, it's very muggy outside
049:
049: sock, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn,,
035, sipping coffee from a bowl:
035: use my correct pronouns.
035: before I make you past/tense.
106, phasing in through the floor: why hello.
049: hello there.
035: so, uh,, why am I in this, exactly?
106: SCP gone wrong.
035: ah.
035: we must get peanut in this
173, who's been standing there the whole time: I am right fucking here.
173: I wish you could block people in real life,,
049: restraining order.
106: murder
049: you can't run your life on nothing but pure spite.
035: fucking watch me