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@incorrect-alignment-grids
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This falls squarely outside of my jurisdiction, not because it is different from the Law/Chaos Good/Evil grid, but because it is entirely correct. Also, Lightning McQueen is a furry.
Verdant: green and lush: full of life
Creepy: spooky and having to do with unnatural things: abscence or active destruction of life
And I suppose there is nothing to fear of the deep, dark woods, nor the life and plants within. Associating "creepy" with the destruction of life is a stretch.
The most obvious opposite for verdant would be "arid," which is already very close to dry.
For that matter, if the dichotomy being evoked is "is it creepy or is it wet? it's a good gym sir," there is an implicit exclusivity between the two concepts, meaning they should be opposite sides of the same axis, not two different intersecting axes.
Bro is afraid of a fern <3
Ferns have existed relatively unchanged for over 350 million years. By contrast, crocodiles, nature's perfect killing machine and meaty reptilian approximation of a bench lathe, have only existed for about 50-100 million years. Ferns have achieved an evolutionary perfection we can't even comprehend, a connection with the divine that would destroy any lesser being. Know that we are all lesser.
Also, they have lifecycles that mimic those of xenomorphs.
You should fear ferns.
Verdant: green and lush: full of life
Creepy: spooky and having to do with unnatural things: abscence or active destruction of life
And I suppose there is nothing to fear of the deep, dark woods, nor the life and plants within. Associating "creepy" with the destruction of life is a stretch.
The most obvious opposite for verdant would be "arid," which is already very close to dry.
For that matter, if the dichotomy being evoked is "is it creepy or is it wet? it's a good gym sir," there is an implicit exclusivity between the two concepts, meaning they should be opposite sides of the same axis, not two different intersecting axes.
creepy and wet major alignment chart
This isn't usually the type of alignment grid I criticize, but in what world is "verdent" the opposite of "creepy?"
Walks around with a t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY OPINION ON THE D&D ALIGNMENT GRID"
*crosses the street to avoid you*
"IT FUCKING SUCKS" I yell at you across the street
Never before have I felt such an immediate bond in my soul for an absolute stranger.
I made an alignment chart cuz I didn't find any online that I liked. Feel free to steal it, I stole most the the info/organization stuff from others. Idek if I agree with the stuff I put on there but whatevs
The most repulsive thing about this is that it is about as valid as every other alignment grid I have ever set eyes on. Though I do appreciate that True Neutral is either literally unstoppable as long as they view their goals as a greater purpose, or completely contradicts itself the moment a problem cannot be resolved without death.
Anyway, every piece of software you have ever owned is Lawful Evil, and so is the very notion of having a morality that isn’t dictated by someone else.
I cannot even begin to comprehend this
when you’re playing dnd and haven’t slept for 48 hours
its been like 2 weeks but i just got hit by the realisation that this post isn’t nonsense and i think i’ve deciphered its meaning: its an alignment chart of players based on what alignments they choose for their characters, chaotic neutral fucks up the game the most, so its chaotic evil, etc. it makes so much sense and im a little angry.
You are all animals.
Right, okay. So.
The difference between neutrality and chaos when it comes to good alignments is entirely a matter of excess and coordination. It is impossible to be chaotic good with fewer than two eggs, and it is impossible not to be chaotic good when hungry.
It is inherently lawful to make more dishes for yourself than necessary. No one would ever dispute this, because as we all know, the fundamental property of law is wastefulness.
Chaotic neutral is, as we are all aware, defined by one's decision to, upon learning that they have succeeded in their goals with absolutely no issue, ruin everything for no other reason than to adhere to their alignment in a dogmatic zeal for "chaos."
All evil alignments are inherently chaotic, including lawful evil and neutral evil, which is why they all involve simply breaking the eggs and shells together in as messy and unpleasant a way as possible. Evil has never consumed eggs in a way that was not simultaneously scrambled and full of shell. This is an axiom explored heavily by Nietzsche in his rebuttal of Kantian ethics.
If someone makes breakfast in a way that does not include egg shells, know that that person would never do anything wrong to you out of malice. It is categorically impossible, as proven by this helpful video, for evil to exist without eggshells, but not all who would feed you eggshells are evil. Those who consider themselves chaotic neutral will feed you eggshells for no reason other than to validate their own identity, which is an action divorced from morality and immorality entirely.
Today I learned that I can perfecrly crack eggs against my forehead without getting any shell in the egg or breaking the yolk, and that will be my default method from now on.
There's something wrong with you.
Right, okay. So.
The difference between neutrality and chaos when it comes to good alignments is entirely a matter of excess and coordination. It is impossible to be chaotic good with fewer than two eggs, and it is impossible not to be chaotic good when hungry.
It is inherently lawful to make more dishes for yourself than necessary. No one would ever dispute this, because as we all know, the fundamental property of law is wastefulness.
Chaotic neutral is, as we are all aware, defined by one's decision to, upon learning that they have succeeded in their goals with absolutely no issue, ruin everything for no other reason than to adhere to their alignment in a dogmatic zeal for "chaos."
All evil alignments are inherently chaotic, including lawful evil and neutral evil, which is why they all involve simply breaking the eggs and shells together in as messy and unpleasant a way as possible. Evil has never consumed eggs in a way that was not simultaneously scrambled and full of shell. This is an axiom explored heavily by Nietzsche in his rebuttal of Kantian ethics.
If someone makes breakfast in a way that does not include egg shells, know that that person would never do anything wrong to you out of malice. It is categorically impossible, as proven by this helpful video, for evil to exist without eggshells, but not all who would feed you eggshells are evil. Those who consider themselves chaotic neutral will feed you eggshells for no reason other than to validate their own identity, which is an action divorced from morality and immorality entirely.
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Acceptable. Twice as applicable as the Law/Chaos, Good/Evil grid.
The idea of applying morality to apple cider vinegar is so genuinely ridiculous that I'm almost not mad that the implication is it's the same as Perrier. This whole thing is truly meaningless. Do the world a favor and stop pretending the arbitrary groupings in which your groceries are bagged is somehow representative of a grander moral truth.
tag yourself quarantine clothes
Okay, so let me just try to follow your logic here.
The vast majority of people will be wearing snuggies, and the snuggie, as compared to the rest of everything here, carries with it no moral or orderly inclinations. The snuggie is unique in this quality.
As compared to the snuggie, the cape is just a morally deplorable alternative, as it’s effectively the same garment but without sleeves. Contrastingly, pj pants are like exclusively snuggie sleeves, but for your legs, which are the moral center of the body.
A sweater is more lawful than a snuggie because it is technically clothes, and a hawaiian shirt is more chaotic than a snuggie because it is technically not clothes.
A t-shirt and leggings are morally superior to a sweater or hoodie, because they can show off your figure. Crazy makeup is evil compared to a sweater or hoodie because it also shows off your figure, and everything is on full display, because makeup is not clothes and cannot cover your junk in a meaningful way.
Makeup remains lawful because if you walk around in public wearing nothing but joker facepaint, people may raise moral objections to what you’re doing but technically it is not only legal but actively supports the structure and/or enforcement of law.
While technically illegal, a bathrobe is worn ultimately in service to the public good. The robinhood of finery.
Fancy clothes, having been explicitly referenced in article VI of the Geneva convention, are a war crime.
how you write your fanfics: an alignment chart
I was going to get on your case for putting google anywhere near the good category, but you also implied that there not only exists some form of absolute maniac who writes entire fics in wingdings, but there are enough of them to be the definitive chaotic evil.
ur alignment based on how u rinse after brushing ur teeth
Oh of all the meaningless garbage to--
Mouthwash is CHAOTIC to you?
Who the fuck puts this much thought into--
I'm sorry I'm actually too fucking baffled by the very concept of this to even begin to evaluate how wrong you are.
this is the most important thing i’ve ever done.
If chili is not soup, why is it on what is ostensibly an alignment grid for soups?
Tag yourself
Oh ho ho, you just narrowly avoided some shit by using the edgy-depressed-dumbass x bitch-thot-bastard grid instead of the classic.
Now the meaninglessness is benign instead of malignant.
A new alignment chart from me, a treasure planet lesbian
I resent this, and you, for making me choose.
