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@incorrect-arknights-quotes
Lappland: We need a plan… how long can you hold your breath underwater?
Sora: I don’t know.
Lappland: Are you familiar with the term ‘slam and cram’?
Sora: No, and I don’t think I want to be.
Lappland: How attached are you to your pinky?
Sora: Very, very attached. And before you ask another terrifyingly vague question, let me be clear: any plan that involves even one of those scenarios isn’t going to work for me.
Tallulah: [Staring at a blackboard with their problems listed on it] Alright, I think that’s everything. Anybody have any other problems to add?
Frostnova: The fact that this is all insane, we’re slipping maddeningly slowly into the roles of villainous manipulators, and I seemed to be the only person concerned about how disastrous this will go.
Mephisto: …
Mephisto: [gets up and walks to the blackboard]
Mephisto: [writes on it "Frostnova’s poor attitude.”]
Dusk: Aw man, we can't go in to watch the movie, Nian! It says 18+ and there's only too of us!
Nian: Dusk you absolute dumbass.
Nian: We can just invite more people.
Gavial: Ok so this piece of technology is called a smartphone
Eunectes: Oh yeah, I’ve learned about these. The one you really need to explain it to is her, who’s never seen it before.
Gavial: First, go to the app store.
Tomimi: *get’s up and start putting on her coat*
Gavial: Wait, where are you going?
Tomimi: You said we’re going to the app store. Is it far?
Doctor: Hot take, slim tails are better.
Gavial: How’s it a hot take if it’s objectively correct?
Doctor: Because they’re hot.
Texas: Hey Doctor, mind not deploying me for the mission today? I’m feeling under the weather
Doctor: You know what I do when I’m feeling down? Spend originite prime on headhunting!
Texas: Aren’t those supposed to pay for Amiya’s surgery next week?
Doctor, already unzipping the ten-roll bag: Yup!
Doctor: *sitting at his desk, somehow at negative sanity*
Texas: Well, we have to help him somehow. Anyone have any ideas?
Gavial: What if we just... turn him off then on again?
Lappland: Perfect idea! Matterhorn, take off your shirt!
Matterhorn: *rips his shirt off to reveal a stunning six-pack*
Lappland: Ok Texas, now you!
Texas: Absolutely not.
Texas: *knocks on the door to Lappland’s dormitory* Delivery.
Lappland, in lingerie: Oh, a delivery! I don’t have any money though... perhaps I could give you a tip some other way?
Texas: You paid in advance. Bye.
Warfarin: I’m not sure why people try to downplay Aak’s kindness.
Texas, taking a bite of her sandwich: What do you mean by that? I feel Aak is plenty helpful.
Warfarin: Exactly! He even donated eight kidneys to help catastrophe victims earlier!
Texas, choking on her sandwich: I’m sorry he donated what now
Warfarin in the examination room: So, how are you doing today?
Aak: I’m fine, bu-
Warfarin: Then get the fuck out.
Projekt Red: Exusiai! Watch out!
Red throws her knife and knocks a drone out of the air
Exusiai: Thanks!
Texas: Wait, Red, did you just throw that knife?
Projekt Red: Yes I did!
Texas, sweating nervously: Wasn’t that your only knife?
Projekt Red: …Yes it was!
Hoshiguma: I kind of feel like maybe we should wind things down, how about—
Ch'en: No no, can’t do that. Can’t stop moving. Can’t stop moving. If I stop moving, I’ll start thinking. If I start thinking, I’ll start thinking about things I don’t want to think about. Like my chronic compartmentalization.
Ch'en: Oops.
Dobermann: Indra did what?
Hibiscus: I wouldn't let her see Siege since she’s still resting from her injuries. I told her that unless she was injured, she wasn’t allowed to stay, so she punched herself in the face and told me that she was injured.
Dobermann: Well, you have to admire her... dedication.
Susseran and Popukar: *arguing about who gets to be deployed first*
Zima: You twelve year olds are pissing me the fuck OFF so I’m disabling my DP recovery.
Surtr: If anyone so much as touches me, I’m killing everything in this room and then myself.
Exusiai: How many levels of bullet are you on?
Jessica: Like 2, maybe 3 right now.
Exusiai: You are like little baby. Watch this. APPLE PIE!!!
Doctor: Schwarz, answer this question as a way to help you win Ceylon’s heart. You have a rendezvous in the evening at seven for dinner; what time are you to arrive?
Schwarz: Seven. AM.
Schwarz: Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him.
Schwarz: Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
Doctor: …Alright, that’s a good start.
