Sorry, Most People Think I Burn Hot

Hi! I'm Tamar. This is my multi-fandom/things blog. If you want to chat or just say hi please feel free :) And if any of you need someone to talk to about anything im here.

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[fozmeadows]

Source

[enba-and-luka]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[electricnerd]

Please, for the love of God, unmute this

[filmnoirsbian]

Its time.

[filmnoirsbian]

Off to a good start

[filmnoirsbian]

Hello i have a new favorite movie

[filmnoirsbian]

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

[filmnoirsbian]

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

[filmnoirsbian]

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm speechless

[filmnoirsbian]

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

[filmnoirsbian]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

[filmnoirsbian]

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

[filmnoirsbian]

Solidarity

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

[filmnoirsbian]

He's literally reading a book called Crime

[filmnoirsbian]

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

[filmnoirsbian]

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

[avogadro-toast]

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

[catrinecat]

NINJAS?!

[viralfrog]

[bleugioh]

yugi’s POV is just atem heart eyes

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[lumiiki]

wdym the yugi holds the pharaoh's hand and it immediately restores his health??? and i'm somehow supposed to be normal about this??

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

[kevytmaitohorsma]

They're traditional Finnish toys, little cows made out of spruce cones, on their way to see the world from one tumblr blog to another

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[filmnoirsbian]

Its time.

[filmnoirsbian]

Off to a good start

[filmnoirsbian]

Hello i have a new favorite movie

[filmnoirsbian]

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

[filmnoirsbian]

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

[filmnoirsbian]

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm speechless

[filmnoirsbian]

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

[filmnoirsbian]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

[filmnoirsbian]

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

[filmnoirsbian]

Solidarity

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

[filmnoirsbian]

He's literally reading a book called Crime

[filmnoirsbian]

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

[filmnoirsbian]

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

[avogadro-toast]

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

[catrinecat]

NINJAS?!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[kingjackalope]

Someone in the comments asked what was going on here:

This dude is brewing some booze. This process creates gas and if you’re not careful with a fully sealed bottle they can explode. The gloves provide space for the gases to gather and a visual way to check the fermentation- if the glove isn’t inflating, something went wrong in that bottle.

He’s saluting them because he’s funny as hell.

[the-last-teabender]

He is showing respect

[vergak]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[knightofleo]