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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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I barely use this blog but I want to say that it's absolutely anti ped*philia, inc*st and abusive ships.
In other words, if you ship or supports anyone who ships Vi*laf, don't interact. Anyone who interacts with this blog will be blocked.
"Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?"
-Jacques Snicket (disguised as a cow)
"I'm just not a 'new experience' kind of woman. My comfort zone is basically that chair. And honestly? The arms are a little sharp."
-Josephine
“All complaints can be directed to the Department of I Don’t Give a Crap”
— Sir
“All the rest of that day I spent in afflicting myself at the dismal circumstances I was brought to.”
— Lemony Snicket
"If you are feeling anxious, worried or maybe you just want a chat, please do not come crying to me."
-S. Theodora Markson
We're not abducting him. We're kidnapping him.
-VFD members dragging kids by their ankles.
Hey! Is anyone still here? I had forgotten about this blog. I want to bring it back, but I'm not sure yet. If you guys have any quotes, you can submit it!
Beatrice: Kiss me like you miss me, Snicket.
Lemony: Well, come here!
Did you hear that Count Olaf is ripped? That Count Olaf has an eight pack?
Count Olaf, in disguise
ASOUE Characters As Bo Burnham Quotes
Violet Baudelaire: You might think your dick is a gift, I promise it's not.
Klaus Baudelaire: Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book
Sunny Baudelaire: Old peoples' skin sags//Because it's being pulled toward//The underworld
Mr. Poe: Ah, there he is//That motherfucker//What a tool
Count Olaf: When I was little, I killed ants with a magnifying glass. And now I'm big. And I worry I'm doing the same thing with you.
Hooky: See I think the issue is I've got my [step]father's temper and I'm emotionally inarticulate! So rather than being honest and vulnerable I've been a quick switch, because I'm hurting inside and trying to hide it so *suppressed sobbing* Eat a dick, bitch!
Bald Man: Do unto others//As you would have them do to//You said the rapist
The One Who Isn't A Dude Or A Chick: You stole from a Disney movie, you androgynous douche
The White Faced Women: For fifteen cents a//Day you can feed an African//They eat pennies
Esme Squalor: My drug's attention//I am an addict//But I get paid to indulge in my habit
Carmelita Spats: I have trouble getting along with my [Countie]...like he believes that you should always fight fire with fire, which is a horrible way to live your life...'cause he was a firefighter.
Fiona Widdershins: I said no to drug once.
Isadora Quagmire: Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no fucking sense make
Duncan Quagmire: My father recently told me I act too gay... I said, "Really Dad?" *throws confetti flamboyantly* "Prove it!"
Quigley Quagmire: My [parents] used to say//Slow and steady wins the race//[They] died in a fire
Frank Denouement: *pointing to Ernest* This is [my brother]: Objective, logical, cold, analytical. Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He's efficient, and a prick.
Ernest Denouement: *pointing to Frank* This is [my brother]: Subjective, creative, sensory. Aware of feelings, aware of people. He's emotional, and an idiot.
Dewey Denouement: Hey yo baby, my life's about three things, three simple things: getting money, getting pussy, and the Dewey Decimal System!
Kit Snicket: I saw a rainbow//On the day my grandma died//Fuckin' lesbian
Jacques Snicket: You're incomparable. Like a...
Lemony Snicket: I almost forgot about you today...When the pain receded I stood in place and imagined you brushing your teeth
The Erstaz Elevator
(in the elevator shaft)
Isadora: Baudelaires, if I were to ask you where we were, would I regret it?
Violet: We’re safe.
Isadora: Good.
Klaus: But we’re also currently deep in the caverns of an abandoned elevator shaft held captive by a greedy and twisted man who wants our fortunes.
Duncan: Ah, this must be another usage of the word “safe” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
Violet: [whispering] Quigley, please, no one knows we're dating!
Klaus: [Walking by] Yes, we do.
Roses are red, violets are red, the whole garden is red. So is the library, and the kitchen, and the rest of the house. Beatrice, I think our house is on fire.
Bertrand Baudelaire.
To Beatrice- Roses are red Violets are blue You are dead I wish I was too
Lemony Snicket
Lemony: Ok, stay calm, stay calm...
Moxie: I am calm
Lemony: I was talking to myself
