Incorrect Quotes From The Pitt

Send me prompts of things you want to see!

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Santos: I miss my wife

Ellis: which one? Garcia? Al Hashimi?

Santos: no

Ellis: who else is there?!?

Santos: you

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Mohan: let’s play a game

Robby: I’m in, what’s it called?

Mohan: the game is called ‘go to therapy and stop projecting’

Robby: …I am no longer in

Abbot: no no, Robby. Play the game. I wanna see something.

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Ogilve: So anyway the patient-

Joy: shut up 6

Ogilve: ????

Joy: a 10 is talking

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Robby: Dr walsh! What can I do for you?

Walsh: did you make samira cry?

Robby: well, yes, but in my defence

Walsh: *already pulling a gun*

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Garcia: today I saw santos make 4 people cry in the space of ten minutes

Garcia: it was beautiful

Walsh: ????

Garcia: I think I’m in love

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Santos, looking between Garcia and Al Hashimi: now, im not saying I’d let them get me pregnant….however…..

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Ogilve: wanna hear a joke?

Joy: is it you being born? Is that the joke? It looks like a joke to me.

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Santos: okay. Fuck, marry, kill with Dana, Abbot, and Al Hashimi. Go.

Whittaker: is killing myself an option? No? Okay, fuck abbot, marry Dana, kill Al Hashimi

Samira: same

Garcia: fuck Dana, marry Al Hashimi, kill abbot because men are gross

Mel: sleep with Dana, marry Al Hashimi, politely discard abbot

Santos: you’d sleep with Dana? Damn melanoma, you’re kinky

Mel: wait no

Santos: mommy issues got everyone in a chokehold here, damn

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Robby: gotta be honest kitten, daddies about to kill himself

Mohan: good. Do a flip.

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Whitaker: happy birthday trinity!

Santos: idk what this is??? Foam blocks??? Why did you get me this???

Whitaker: it’s soundproofing. If I have to hear you call Garcia or Al Hashimi daddy one more fucking time I’m gonna kill myself

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Santos and Whitaker: *arguing*

Al Hashimi: um, shouldn’t we stop them?

Dana: no, you can’t stop them. You also can’t seperate them. They’re bonded like stray cats. The minute they’re apart, they just look sad and wrong

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Langdon: is there anyone here that is actually straight?

Santos: …

Javadi: …

Whitaker: …

Mel: …

Garcia: …

Al Hashimi: …

Robby: …

McKay: …

Mohan: …

Ellis: …

Walsh: …

Becca: I am!

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Santos: hey javadi, how are we feeling today?

Javadi, after trinity took her out for her 21st and made her take 6 shots in a row: fuck you

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Garcia: hey so I’m actually free now, if you still wanna see the fireworks together

Santos: actually I made plans

Garcia: you what? With who?

Al Hashimi: it’s ‘with whom’. You ready for that glass of wine trinity?

Garcia: …WHAT