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Things that were definitely said and done on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra. All ships are welcome. Submit your suggestions!

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Sokka: I drew you and Katara holding hands!

Zuko: Where are our noses?

Sokka: Oh, that's kinda part of my style lately.

Zuko: Is not having fingers also your style?

Sokka: [embarrassed] No, I-I'm just bad at drawing hands.

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Zuko: [trying to be cool] Sokka's the man with a plan! And a pretty cool...tan.

[long, awkward silence]

Sokka: It's not a tan.

Zuko: Yeah. No. I know...um, sorry.

Sokka: This is how I was born.

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Azula: You have friends...and I envy that.

Zuko: You're welcome to my friends, sister.

Azula: *looks at the Gaang* I don't want these.

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Toph: That was pretty badass, Sokka. Until it wasn't.

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At the Boiling Rock

Suki: Relax. I've seen a ton of parkour videos today. I got this.

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Katara: What's the worst that could happen?

Sokka: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

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Fire Lord Zuko: Well...the Fire Nation is a wonderful place and I love it, but they hate me and they're trying to kick me out of office. One time, they made a pinata of my face and then everybody in the city came and took turns hitting it with a stick. And they filled it with broccoli, just to add insult to injury. But, politics! You know what I mean, right?

Earth King Kuei: I don't, no.

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Toph: If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it my way, okay? First I'm gonna need to break you down to nothing, and then build you up, piece by piece.

Aang: The comet's tomorrow.

Toph: Then we'll just break you down to nothing and see what time it is.

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Huan: You destroyed my art!

Lin: It was a mercy killing.

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Varrick: Hi kids. Here's an important message from your Uncle Varrick. Don't buy drugs. Become a mover star and they give them to you for free!

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Katara: (holding Sokka in her arms) ZUKO!

Zuko: What do you want?

Katara: You can't just shove someone off of a roof!

Zuko: Why not?

Katara: This is a non-bender. He isn't like us. He's fragile and soft.

Sokka: Hey! It's not like a six pack is going to save you from that height!

Katara: You could have seriously hurt him!

ZUKO: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!?

Katara: ...Sokka, you have to excuse Zuko. He's far from the Fire Nation and still has a lot to learn about us.

Zuko: No I don't!

Katara: Yes you do!

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Sokka: Zuko, now might be a good time for you to get angry.

Zuko: That's my secret, Sokka. I'm always angry.

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After Zuko's betrayal in Ba Sing Se

Katara: Friends don't do what you did to us. Did the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poison each other's food so they were too sick to leave? No! I've never seen it, but I'm pretty sure they MAILED EACH OTHER PANTS!

Zuko: I said I was sorry!

Katara: Who cares if you're sorry? We're still screwed! Be sorry about this stuff before you do it, then DON'T DO IT!

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Katara: [reading Aang's love letter] 'Do you like me? Yes, definitely, or absolutely?'

Aang: [whispering] I rigged it!

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Asami: I'm not a "woman engineer." I'm an engineer.

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Aang: [having unblocked his chakra during his battle with Ozai] I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.

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Mako: [meeting Asami and Hiroshi for the first time] Help me, I'm poor.