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@incorrect-blockb
Kyung: Yesterday I brought Zico home after a night out and when I tried putting him into bed he fell on me and I couldn't get out, so I had to sleep there.
Kyung: He permanently disfigured my head and turned my spine into a bunch of loose pebbles.
U-Kwon: Don't worry about him, Taeil. P.O will be fine. I once saw him fall down 3 flights of stairs, get up and then keep eating his hot dog like nothing happened.
Kyung: Hey, man. Me and Jaehyo are gonna go jump off a bridge, you wanna come?
P.O, internally: Oh my God, Taeil prepared me for this.
P.O: Hah! Yes, I will.
Kyung: Nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've ever done.
Zico: Dude, trust me, there isn't a car ride long enough for you to do that.
Kyung:
Zico: There isn't a car ride long enough for you to go through HALF of that list.
kyung: coffee or tea?
u-kwon: coffee.
kyung, pouring u-kwon a cup: wrong, it's tea.
Kyung: We were clicking our heels together saying 'there's no place like home' while the cops kept telling us to call our parents.
Taeil: Is that what your missed call I found was about?
U-Kwon: Yes, mom.
Taeil: You do the opposite of everything I advise you to do. You astound me.
Kyung: Thank you, Taeil! You astound me as well!
U-Kwon: How'd you get this?
P.O: I just went down to Zico's studio and used some of my signature P.O charm.
U-Kwon: And then, when you wouldn't stop, he just gave it to you?
P.O: More or less.
P.O: Can you help me?
B-Bomb: Okay, but... I'm busy working on this excuse. Sorry.
Kyung: So how'd you convince everyone to turn against me? What'd you offer them?
B-Bomb: I asked them if they wanted to embarass you and they instantly said yes.
Jaehyo: Do you want to hang out this weekend?
U-Kwon: Generic excuse.
Jaehyo: Did you just say 'generic excuse?'
Jaehyo: I know a way I could make money.
B-Bomb: Yeah, you'd make a decent prostitute.
Jaehyo: I'd make an AMAZING prostitute.
I just wanted it to be a beacon of hope for my 3 followers on Instagram.
B-Bomb
zico: i have weapons other than my height.
kyung: what, your super tough flow?
zico, suddenly holding a butter knife: no.
Kyung: Are you today's date? Because you're 3/23.
Kyung: That's right, you're awful!
P.O: It's a good thing I still have my sexy hamster costume from Halloween.
Jaehyo: I really don't think you were the target audience for that item.
P.O: There is nothing gendered about a sexy hamster.
went clubbing and made out with a stranger hours before they shut all the clubs down due to the virus. was planning on doing another clutch play and going to get my tongue pierced an hour before all salons and tattoo parlors were supposed to be shut down.. they took me by surprise by forcibly closing everything down half a day early. ig god just doesn’t want me to have nice things :\