hi, welcome to chilis

welcome to the hellzone

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storm: sprite and I don’t use pet names callum: I see. Hey, what do bees make? storm: Honey? sprite: Yes, dear? storm: callum: Don't ever lie to my face again

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marcie, on the phone with jordan again: they are in the kitchen again.

storm, reading a recipe: beat three eggs...

storm: at what? arm wrestling?

jordan: get. them. out.

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callum: i have a few guns up my sleeve.

gray: i hope you meant cards

sprite: he did not.

callum, now holding two mini guns: i did not.

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gia: tony hawks moving castle

gia: i cant remember the name of it fucj

sprite: howl??

gia: aaaauuuuuuuu???

gia: oh

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quinn: if it excites you and scares the shit out of you at the same time you should probably do it storm: time to fuck a blender :) quinn: NO??????

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jordan: did you know you can just start screaming, basically anywhere. like its not illegal or anything

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gia: aren't you sugar, spice and everything nice.

storm: well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything… uh…

gia: no, go on. you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, and i'll take the fall tonight

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sprite: do you think lightning mcqueen has car insurance or life insurance?

gray: … how high are you?

sprite: 5 foot 1

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marcie: it’s dark in here, we need some light.

sprite: i got this. just let me-

marcie: if you stomp your light-up sneakers, i will murder you.

sprite: [lowers foot]

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sprite: if i run and jump at storm, they will most certainly catch me in their arms.

sprite, running towards them: coming in hot!

storm, holding a tray of coffee: sprite, no, i have coffee!

storm: [drops tray to catch them]

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storm: everything has been sorted. flower girls, page boy, ring bear-

gia: ring bearer.

storm: that’s what i said. ring bear.

gia: bearer.

storm:

gia: …storm, what have you done?

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quinn: you think i enjoy being mother hen to you all?!

gray:

sprite:

storm:

gia:

quinn: okay, fine, it’s like crack to me.

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quinn, on the phone: hi

gray: i'm busy

quinn: would drinking 18 cans of red bull to stay awake be bad for my health

gray: i'm on my way

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quinn: i’m trapped.

storm: just push the cat off of your lap.

quinn, scratching the cat’s head: absolutely not, i’m not a monster

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gray: what's your blood type?

quinn: how would i know?

gray: how would you not?

quinn: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

gray: you don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

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storm: if i could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing i'd do is put u and i together

sprite: if you could rearrange the alphabet, the first thing you'd do is spell sex and then laugh about it for hours

storm: you got me there

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gray: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up a room

quinn: it's called arson and those people are called witnesses