overwhelmed by the comedy of Dracula learning to cook & perform light housekeeping in order to convince His Good Friend Jonathan that there are invisible servant lurking in the background. And then it turns out Dracula is an excellent cook! to the point Jonathan remarks upon it in his diary!
How did this happen! Where did Dracula learn Home Economics???
In the notes I put an art prompt:
How did this happen! Who taught him! Where did he get the Ingredience! My theory is he has an Understanding with one of the Village Grannies, wherein she comes in to teach him to Home Economics skills, with the guarantee of immunity from bloodsucking + very generous payment. AND she gets the profound satisfaction of chiding Dracula Himself for under seasoning the soup. "no dear it needs more garlic" .…oh that's a hilarious mental image actually!!! Vampires and their garlic/salt allergy. Dracula getting all suited up in his personal protective equipment to handle garlic & salt for his dear friend Jonny's supper
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