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Alice: Can too!
Robin: What was the message you sent me last night?
Alice: It was autocorrect.
Robin: Autocorrect sent 'you're so hot, please step on me'?
Alice: ...yes.
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Robin: You can't control your horniness around me, can you?
Alice: Can too!
Robin: What was the message you sent me last night?
Alice: It was autocorrect.
Robin: Autocorrect sent 'you're so hot, please step on me'?
Alice: ...yes.
Robin: I believe you will find my credentials immaculate. Robin: Forged, of course, but immaculate.
Robin: I'm too young to die!
Zelena: I'm not, but I don't want to die either!
Robin: ...what the Americans might call... a date.
Rumple: Oh no, I don't approve of them.
Alice: What, dates?
Rumple: Americans.
Zelena, putting down a Queen of Hearts: Fuck you, mother! Robin, putting down a white answer card: A lesbian smoking weed! Alice, putting down a library card: Three books please! Wish Killian, mumbling: ...what the fuck is happening
Ella: I can’t believe you and Alice broke the bed last night. You two must’ve gotten pretty wild.
Robin: *chuckles* Yeah…
[last night]
Alice: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Robin: Try me!
Villain, finishing off a monologue: ...and this realm will be ruined. Inflation will be at an all time high!
Robin: Hah! Sucks to be you, I'm into that shit.
Alice:
Villain:
Alice: I think he means economics.
Robin:
Robin: Ah.
Hey there folks, just thought I'd make a post saying I believe my main account @of-monsters-and-werewolves has been shadowbanned, so if you're a follower of mine over there and you've had any issues interacting with it in the last, like, 12 hours or so, that's probably why.
I'm trying to get it sorted with Tumblr support, but in the meantime, if you need to message me, do so via this sideblog, or my other one @curious-archer-pride-month. These two don't appear to be affected. I'm hoping it'll be sorted soon, but thought I'd post something so some of you at least knew what was happening.
Tiana, to Alice: Can you cook?
Alice: *nods*
Tiana, to Robin: And what do you do?
Robin: I eat.
One day I'm gonna check which blog I'm using when I reblog things. Today is not that day apparently. XD
Apologies for followers of this blog and not my main. I'll get there eventually.
Drizella: Can't believe I'm asking, but can I have some dating advice?
Robin: Look, just because I'm with Alice, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
She smiled at her like that, and it just happened.
Drizella: Can't believe I'm asking, but can I have some dating advice?
Robin: Look, just because I'm with Alice, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Alice: Alright people, let's do this thing. Go Team Dynamite!
Henry: But I thought we agreed we'd go by the name Team Super-cool.
Robin: As I recall, it was Team Awesome.
Lucy: I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron.
Alice: Alright, alright, alright. From henceforth, we're all to be known as Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron.
Henry: So how was the honeymoon?
Alice: Robin tried to burn our marriage certificate.
Alice: She said 'good luck trying to return me without the receipt'.
Henry:
Henry: How dr-?
Alice: Absolutely plastered.
Robin: I like your new trousers.
Alice: Thanks, they were 50% off
Robin: I'd like them better if they were 100% off *winks*
Alice, oblivious asexual that she is: ...
Alice: Me too, let's go rob a store!
Robin: Wait, what?
Robin, knocking on the bathroom door: Alice we have to go, we're gonna be late. Come out!
Alice: I'm gay!
Robin: Not what I meant but I support you.
Robin:
Robin: Also we're literally married.
Alice: Tell them what you said to me yesterday.
Robin: What, that I was falling in love with you all over again?
Alice: Mmm, we've been having a really special time together.
Robin: I was talking to my burger.