Vlad: Daniel, you're such a freak!
Danny: Yeah, yeah i am. But you know what? Someday, i just might grow out of that. But you? you will never stop being a jerk.

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Vlad: Daniel, you're such a freak!
Danny: Yeah, yeah i am. But you know what? Someday, i just might grow out of that. But you? you will never stop being a jerk.
Danny: Man, I'm such an idiot!
Sam:
Danny:
Sam: If you're waiting for me to disagree, it's gonna be a long night.
Sam: I don't really hate you, it's just that if you were on fire, I'd roast marshmallows.
Danny: You are really pushing my buttons today.
Jazz: Which one is mute?
Tucker: Sam is even wearing her best jacket!
Sam: it's the one without the blood on it.
Sam: This idea is crazy.
Danny: Has that ever stopped us before?
Sam: I really wish it would.
Danny: Yes, I make bad life decisions that put me in danger.
Jazz: But?
Danny: No, that's it.
Jazz: I regret giving you that blender.
Danny, drinking toast: Why?
Tucker: Are you a morning or a night person?
Sam: I'm barely even a person.
Danny: Are you seeing anyone?
Sam, blushing: No, why?
Danny: You should really see a therapist.
Tucker, staring at the wall:
Danny: Tucker? What's wrong?
Tucker: Did you know that 'rap' stands for 'rhyme' and 'poetry'?
Danny:
Danny: *Sits down and joins Tucker in staring at the wall*
Sam: I'm too young to die, and I'm too old to eat off the kids' menu! What a stupid age I am!
Sam: *Walks into psychic's office and slams down her own deck of tarot cards*
Sam: It's time to duel.
Danny: Oh look Satan's here.
Vlad: Actually, I prefer to be called ruler of all that is evil, but I will answer to Satan.
Jazz: Wow I feel so happy right now!
Jazz:
Jazz, narrowing her eyes: Something's wrong...
“Why do they call you Johnny 13? You look more like a Johnny 23 to me.”
- Danny, probably
Danny, gazing lovingly at Paulina: She could kill me and I'd thank her...
Sam, who's heard this for the 10,000 time: I would thank her too.